Smitty Poems - Poems about Smitty

...A song in my heart is punching to get out It flies out of my throat with a giggle and shout A nonsensical ditty that makes me feel good. I feel a leap in my soul, I am in an incredible mood. Ki......Read the rest...

...Smiling Smitty has had three wives and counting He is still cute and engaging, now, but is getting older He courts women who own their own house and have careers Because he likes to spend his days......Read the rest...

...Smitty isn't Schulte. He doesn't drive a Cadillac and doesn't hit his wife often any more. Schulte, on the other hand, drives a Cadillac and hits his wife usually on weekends for no good r......Read the rest...

...Anchor down, wind at ease all the sailors out to please, one by one they step off deck and into the arms of who knows heck. For a night of drinking, a fist full of titty, and a bottle of good ole sm......Read the rest...

...Home Such a long time ago So very far away The true memories fade Replaced by idealistic thoughts Streets change The ones you walked are now dead end Dug up to make room for a new dance club Even th......Read the rest...

... At twenty, a sophomore in college I bought my first car A forty seven Chevy club coop It was clean and up to par Of course, it had to be personalized So I lowered the rear end Put o......Read the rest...

...The Secret Life of Wally Smitty By Elton Camp Wally is as ordinary a fellow as they come His life, to him, seems dull and hum-drum But once he gets home from work each day, It’s to his comp......Read the rest...

...A symphony escort named Brute Was charging each man with no suit He must have been witty To dupe Maestro Smitty He also made off with his lute......Read the rest...