Smarten Poems - Poems about Smarten

...Away with work I'm going to the pub Not to sink my woes Just get some grub My room is tiny Cats can't swing My keyboard's here But I can't sing I'm four floors up The view is fine This......Read the rest...

...They’re not coming here to nurse us Because of the approaching Brexit day But it doesn’t really matter because There’s no money for treatment anyway. After buying planes for the carrier And rep......Read the rest...

...Now why didn't I do this years ago Lost a bunch and feel a hundred times better Obsessed with eating? A resounding yes Never followed any plan to the letter Then one day fifteen months ......Read the rest...

... My smart iPhone drowned, what a dread! No purpose to get out of bed. Can’t do without fidgets With smarty pants digits When my social life just dropped dead! My buddy, from a......Read the rest...

...Why with the proliferation of nuclear arsenals of a global scale it seems as if it's inevitable. Someone eventually has to drop another nuclear bomb. It appears that it's only a matter of t......Read the rest...

...Ghosting Online friends or family, So selfish,they. You could be dead and buried, How would they know? These are your best friends, They loudly pronounce,  They deceitfully say, Who canno......Read the rest...

...Where are we headed, is a silver lining in sight At the current pace, we'll be over the precipice before night It's already dusk Smarten up we must Before a certain lunatic precipitates a......Read the rest...

...Seeing an immature fellow acting the fool Say it like it is, “got shoes older than you” Smarten up me buckeroo Your jeans are full of poop It's been suggested you go back to school<>...Read the rest...

...Don’t be so flippant my weird teacher said Trying to scold me with A nasty glare I was entranced! A vocabulary word To learn! Hooray! Me myself and I loved a new word. That night scanni......Read the rest...

...SO NOW we get warm summer weather!!! Can't all the weather gods get together Probably have a crystal ball Think it needs an overhaul If they don't smarten up, gonna beat 'em with some lea......Read the rest...

...You want me to dumb it down and write something simple If I did that, I'd expect Shakespeare to come back from the dead and stab me with a pencil This world is too sensitive you need to harden up ......Read the rest...

...Even if you don’t care I’ll tell you where I’ve been I took a break for a while, now I’m back ready to share my pen Ready to take revenge on every and anyone who fake cared for him I’m back now s......Read the rest...

...SLIDING IS EASY... TOO EASY!!! RUNNING AWAY,DOESN'T HELP..... ANOTHER EXCUSE... NEVER AGAIN! GOD HELP ME? EASILY DISTRACTED.... PATHETIC STRENGTH. ANQUISH. THOUGHT I KN......Read the rest...

...When I look in the mirror each morning This strange dude stands there sending me a warning Smarten up there dude Stop acting like a boob Or a big lump on the head you'll be adorning ......Read the rest...

...People call it a winter wonderland I call it a lack of green Not that green's my favourite colour But it beats keeping driveways clean As soon as we think our shovelling is over ......Read the rest...