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Stop Acting Like a Boob

When I look in the mirror each morning
This strange dude stands there sending me a warning
Smarten up there dude
Stop acting like a boob
Or a big lump on the head you'll be adorning


© Jack Ellison 2016

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 2/12/2016 2:24:00 AM Very nice one Jack! Always a pleasure reading from you! Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/12/2016 6:57:00 AM Laura my love... you always brighten my day! Love from the old guy!!! xox

Carol Eastman Date: 2/1/2016 9:19:00 AM Now that's the most unique thing I've read in a long time... Funny but still a groaner... LOL... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 2/1/2016 2:38:00 PM Happy to hear it, my most loyal friend! Love, Jackson xox

Tim Smith Date: 1/31/2016 11:31:00 AM Stand up tall and salute...cuz you aint no brute...a class guy....tells no lie....hey isn't she cute Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/31/2016 3:27:00 PM I'm partial to young fillies with gorgeous figures and... and... gotta stop, starting to breathe heavy!!!

Judy Konos Date: 1/31/2016 9:46:00 AM Yes Sir Jack of Ellison....I well understand your writes....NONE BETTER.... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/31/2016 9:48:00 AM "SIR!!!" WOW!!! I am honoured! LOL xoxox

Edward Ebbs Date: 1/31/2016 9:36:00 AM LOL, I stand in the mirror sometimes in the morning and think, damn you are getting older, cute write :) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/31/2016 9:41:00 AM Happens to all of us!!! LOL

Judy Konos Date: 1/31/2016 9:21:00 AM Jack you scared me, I thought your title said, Stop acting like you have a boob! Whew.....LOL Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 1/31/2016 9:34:00 AM MAN BOOBS!!! xox