Smack Poems - Poems about Smack

One day Jill was going uphill. She wanted to make herself chill. Spotted a lucky Robin's quill Jack got in her way and stood still. She waved the quill and tried to spill Jack liked it and hinted his will. Tried to snatch it away from Jill She slugged him on face with much skill. Jack fell down making a loud shrill. Jill got...

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she gave him a smack he gave her a crack how about s sock? his cheek now on lock she gave him a swat his throat muscles caught she slugged him that day he soon walked away abusers can be women you see...

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Throughout my life dad and I have done many things together graduating from Crayola, fishing and wiffleball to tune-ups, casinos and funerals. After one particularly salty funeral: Dad and I were carrying out memorial flowers in separate vases. As we said our goodbyes and headed for better times, the eulogist barked out some odd but wizened advice. "Don't forget to poor...

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Deep fried she cried then bloat and float A house stained blouse clueless for stress, To bed, airhead! "Forgot"! you brought you phoned you're stoned, she’s slow cracked crow, clears throat like goat, Nancy can't see funky, junky, go back sad sack drink rum you bum, and then find men....

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*smack* *punch* *kick* Behind closed doors is what you miss On the outside, it all seems fine On the inside, it all declines But hide or else You might hear yells *smack* *punch* *kick...

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Mosquito smack, mosquito slap. Have some of that, Naw man that's nasty, Mosquito smack, mosquito slap. Catch Ya, when I'm back, Yeah, man it's time. I need calamine, On my crack....

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(parents smacking their children became illegal in Wales, UK, on 21 Mar 2022) They now say they will send me to that hell, where dark ones do await me, and of course will assail me with insults and more; then I might bleed, and cause my sore head to writhe. Yes, dear son, they said, such fate awaits you. Be good,...

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drug addicts no shame any excuse once it’s lame in court last fix claimed ...

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*I've been called a 'shrew,' told I am self centered, petty, and a few other rather insulting and invective names, so here is my rebuke. Who plays the straight man for the one known as 'Schmoe?' It's the Jester who juggles where ever Schmoe tells him to go. Then there's Mr. DoGoody who seeks the spotlight of fame, reproaching...

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I am looking for a chaste Love It may happens in a smack in a kiss, but never, never in a smirk...

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i remember you as you once were cancer is a monster that ultimately changes so many things you lost your battle, and i miss you ever so badly however, i felt you smack me upside my head and say 'pray for the survivors, boy!' yes mam what you say still goes as always i am nobody's poet or pastor, but i...

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Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack! He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution...

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Swimming When Hit By Smack, You should have seen ocean smack, Received on every cranny and crack, Being crass; Each crevasse, Which would be from front to back. Jim Horn...

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Smack crackle pop The fire was throwing herself She would smoulder occasionally into grey Then revive herself with orange flame shoots, delighting me and the other kids. These kids were pretty much strangers to me. I was re-thinking my decision to tag along with my cousins, who were wearing unusual faces in the shadows of the fire. A loud...

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What kind of gobbledegulp, holiday mess, are you stuffing down your jaw giblets — one day early ... you human turkey Cubicle farm-raised patsy policies is what your top executive, tinfoil hat fool handlers are serving you lower oven rack pooping ninnies Conspiracy stew — Genetically modified organism mush squalls are swimming thru that grey matter inner tube drain, you red meat...

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