Smack Poems - Poems about Smack

Jack Facing a Smack

One day Jill was going uphill.

She wanted to make herself chill.

Spotted a lucky Robin's quill

Jack got in her way and stood still.

She waved the quill and tried to spill

Jack liked it and hinted his will.

Tried to snatch it away from Jill

She slugged him on face with much skill.

Jack fell down making a loud shrill.

Jill got

she gave him a smack

she gave him a smack
he gave her a crack
how about s sock?
his cheek now on lock

she gave him a swat
his throat muscles caught
she slugged him that day
he soon walked away

abusers can be
women you see

Black Water Smack

Throughout my life dad and I have done many things together
graduating from Crayola, fishing and wiffleball
to tune-ups, casinos and funerals.

After one particularly salty funeral:
Dad and I were carrying out 
memorial flowers in separate vases. 
As we said our goodbyes and headed for better times,
the eulogist barked out some odd but wizened advice.
"Don't forget to poor

Smack head

Deep fried 
she cried 

then bloat 
and float

A house 
stained blouse

clueless 
for stress,

To bed,
airhead!

"Forgot"!
you brought 

you phoned
you're stoned,

she’s slow 
cracked crow,

clears throat 
like goat, 

Nancy
can't see 

funky,
junky,

go back
sad sack

drink rum 
you bum, 

and then 
find men.

Smack, Punch, Kick

*smack* *punch* *kick*
Behind closed doors is what you miss
On the outside, it all seems fine
On the inside, it all declines
But hide or else
You might hear yells
*smack* *punch* *kick

Mosquito Smack

Mosquito smack,
mosquito slap.
Have some of that,
Naw man that's nasty,
Mosquito smack,
mosquito slap.
Catch Ya, when I'm back,
Yeah, man it's time.
I need calamine,
On my crack.

You May Not Smack

(parents smacking their children became illegal in Wales, UK, on 21 Mar 2022)


They now say they will send me to that hell,
where dark ones do await me, and of course
will assail me with insults and more; then
I might bleed, and cause my sore head to writhe.
Yes, dear son, they said, such fate awaits you.

Be good,

Smack Crack Pop a Vein

drug addicts no shame 
                 any excuse once it’s lame 
                  in court   last fix claimed
    

Talking Smack

*I've been called a 'shrew,' told I am self centered, petty, and a few other rather insulting and invective names, so here is my rebuke.


Who plays the straight man for the one known as 'Schmoe?'
It's the Jester who juggles where ever Schmoe tells him to go.
Then there's Mr. DoGoody who seeks the spotlight of fame,
reproaching

Purest Love

I am looking for a chaste Love
    It may happens in a smack
    in a kiss, but never, never
    in a smirk

A Maternal Smack In the Head From Heaven

i remember you as you once were
cancer is a monster that ultimately changes so many things
you lost your battle, and i miss you ever so badly
however, i felt you smack me upside my head and say 'pray for the survivors, boy!'
yes mam
what you say still goes as always
i am nobody's poet or pastor, but i

Talking Smack and Revolution

Mr. Bernie Sanders is talking smack
C'mon! The geezer just had a heart attack!

  He's 78 years old, campaigning for a socialist revolution
  Proof that presidential politics doesn't obey the laws of evolution

Swimming When Hit By Smack

Swimming When Hit By Smack,

You should have seen ocean smack,
Received on every cranny and crack,
Being crass;
Each crevasse,
Which would be from front to back.

Jim Horn

Smack Crackle Pop

Smack crackle pop The fire was throwing herself
She would smoulder occasionally into grey
Then revive herself with orange flame shoots,
delighting me and the other kids.

These kids were pretty much strangers to me.
I was re-thinking my decision
to tag along with my cousins, who  were wearing 
unusual faces in the  shadows of the fire. 
A loud

Smack Talking Turkey

What kind of gobbledegulp, 
holiday mess,
are you stuffing down your jaw giblets — 
one day early ...
you human turkey

Cubicle farm-raised patsy policies
is what your top executive, tinfoil hat fool handlers
are serving you 
lower oven rack pooping ninnies

Conspiracy stew — 
Genetically modified organism mush squalls 
are swimming thru 
that grey matter inner tube drain,
you red meat

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