Humorous Sleep Poems
These Humorous Sleep poems are examples of Sleep poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Sleep Humorous poems written by international poets.
PortalQuote By Poet "The world has gone crazy, I just happen to be living in it."
Many questions I have asked,
the questions come and go very...
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Categories:
crazy, sleep, time, travel,
The Day Turns Back Into Night ITQ
I am now up and half asleep,
quiet I must not make a peep,
others are still sleeping like sheep,
need to get dressed and...
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Categories:
car, sleep, snow, time,
While attempting going to sleep after midnightWhile attempting going to sleep after midnight...
December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion,
but flaying percussive...
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Categories:
sleep, blue, cry, father, games,
Winter's Slumber
"Bears sleep all winter. Spring is their wake up call." Quote By Poet
All summer we have had fun,
playing and running...
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Categories:
animal, life, sleep, snow,
RingI rested my eyes and I heard a bell ringing
I wondered what this afternoon might be bringing
I gathered my wits and peered out through the...
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Categories:
humorous, sleep,
Nobble WobbleThe cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
so I could fall sleep
no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble
armed with...
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Categories:
sleep, bird, celebration, funny, humorous,
Free
free
brings one
peaceful life
sleep good tonight
dream
...
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Categories:
sleep, dream, freedom, life, night,
Lets Minichu on Dreams
It's time to go to bed,
After a long day I lay my head down to sleep,
Sleep I dread.
Reading a book,
Will it be about a pink...
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Categories:
sleep, books, car, dream, humor,
Coconuts Trophy WinThe pink sand makes my soft bed,
a cool breeze covers me like a blanket.
The palm trees are swaying,
swaying to...
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Categories:
beach, blue, drink, sleep,
ReadingI love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Humor~tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...
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Categories:
sleep, books, dream, fun, humor,
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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Categories:
sleep, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
Onion SoupSoup bowls and mugs come in all sizes ...
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Categories:
food, fun, humor, sleep,
The Sound of SnoringIt is common knowledge to those who have shared rooms with the groom and those who have only shared houses with him, he snores
and...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, music, sleep,
PuppyQuote By Poet "Puppies and kittens are what little kids dreams are made of."
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She...
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Categories:
sleep, child, dog, food, humor,
Ice CreamWhen I fell asleep I had a wild~ bizarre dream,
My bathtub was filled up with wonderful ice cream.
All my favorite flavors are in...
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Categories:
cool, dream, humor, sleep,