Ring

I rested my eyes and I heard a bell ringing
I wondered what this afternoon might be bringing
I gathered my wits and peered out through the blind
Frankly, intrigued to know what I might find

There’s children stood there and they look so unruly 
I sense that they’ve all got it in for yours truly
I think to myself with a shortage of mirth
The lot of them should have been throttled at birth

That bell is still ringing, it’s donging and dinging
I’ve got a sore head and my eardrums are stinging
And would you believe that those kids are now squealing
You’re likely to find me soon… clung to the ceiling

Will somebody please silence that flaming bell
I so want a crossbow like William Tell 
I feel myself shaken and then shaken faster
Then… “Lunch time is over; please wake up, Headmaster.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Wolf Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha... Back when headmasters were headmasters: Didn't just 'contextualize' their charges. Hated 'em with every bone in their bodies. Cane 'em, I say! Simon L. Agree
Brotherton Avatar
December 11, 2023 at 5:25 PM
A surprise wrapped in these fantastic words. I was not expecting Fantastic write, my friend.
Flood Avatar
December 13, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Thank you, Jerry. Glad it amused.
Bauer Avatar
December 11, 2023 at 1:30 PM
ha! it's so much fun to read your poems, terry! even without the wonderfully surprising endings, your rhyme is enough to please and delight...
M  Avatar
December 11, 2023 at 11:40 AM
You my lovely funny friend are so clever….your end one liner sentences are the best! Loved this Mr Terence! Debx
Lane Avatar
December 11, 2023 at 8:00 AM
And head back into a classroom of squealing kids? Ummm. No. Fun rhyming read, Terry.
Cunningham Avatar
December 11, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Lol, nearly nodded off a few times in maths, the teacher used to drone on and on yawn. Love the punchline Terry Tom
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