Humorous Slam Poems

I tried to warn you
But did you listen
Tried my level best to tell the truth
and not perpetuate the lie

I told you I am not the...

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I am Fantastic!
I'm big and fresh and new,
all for you.
My personality
is fluid and free-
Something cool poured into an ice-cold glass
on a hot day in May.
Take...

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She went from hating me 
to up for dating me 
I led her on most gratefully 
and left her there to wait for me 

but...

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Pining for my love
Wrestler, Sassy Moose Jaw Sal
Body slam scripted












Poem composed: November 24, 2020...

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GERSHON'S MOONSHINE
"you will miss it once it's gone, but; only if you get to live that long"
Indiana Shaw . . . 

"An ode to that...

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Pitching electioneering, albeit Democratic ticket...
as 2020 presidential election nearing
pleading joshing, and endearing...

The choice for commander in chief dum...
dum... dum... dum..
will winnow down, thus
political prognosticator pundits
no...

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The fact is you rhyme 
like a flatulent behind
and that’s me kind
you’re a waste of time 
and time isn’t indication you climb 
stuck same place...

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We’ve got remainers moaning like little twitches
whining away at democratic wishes,
politicians shone bright in true lies,
selfish gains over public cries.

May Day, 
May Day, 
May’s way’s...

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Your rhyme reads like a rap they say,
a rap I say,
a rap they say,
perhaps but rap is rhyme you see,
it's rhyme really,
it's rhyme you see,
this...

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Beard looks weird,
that's a lyrical genius to be feared,
you wrote a 6 year song and got the facts wrong,
fired with the hair and safety still...

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You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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(Chorus)
You think you've got swagger but really you hobble,
you've got the jet lagger and you're drunk so you wobble,
don't start on me mate 'cus I...

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I've tried to tell you you’ve got bad halitosis
When you open your mouth folk can’t fail to notice!

The stench of your putrid dog breath I...

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Who'd have thought words make them react like this,
failing to see my wit, just the unattractiveness.
An eye for crudeness that'll overpower the humorous.
I'm sure within...

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My rhyme is better than yours..
 I’ll say that without a pause.... 
and I know I've got just cause
 cos your poems are written for...

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