Skunk Poems - Poems about Skunk

She was a proud Osage who loved her tribe, her family and her skunk. He had adopted her when he was a baby; he loved her so…. Will he spray me? Potential suiters asked, a bit afraid of this fluff ball. Only if he does not like you, Girl who Loves Animals replied. Her father sat at the edge...

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Skunk or a deer - what was the varmint? 'Cuz Noah's buck naked, without any garment! (Gen 9:21) ---------- In response to Drunk as a Skunk by Gershon Wolf...

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Noah, ‘a righteous man pure in his generations’ (Genesis 6:9) spent a year in the Ark ‘til on Mt. Ararat it...

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Born and raised a city girl, I moved to Colorado, married a handsome cowboy I call my 'desperado.' One night we were making love beneath the moon, snuggled together. Oh, how that man could spoon, when I caught a whiff of something awfully stinky. I said, "Darlin,' are you doing something kinky?" He laughed out loud and said, "Honey, get inside. You've...

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again a dead skunk on the road nearby I can smell it's musk drifting on the breeze but darn . . . I feel sorry for it, I really do no soul deserves to die that way oh, I recall the time one chased...

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Dead Skunk Season, it goes best on a roast, then sliced nice and thin, and served up on rye toast! Dead Skunk Season, oh it costs, but you’ll pay! A dash in the eggs drives the in-laws away! Dead Skunk Season, no live critters were harmed; the label says road-kill, but don’t be alarmed! Dead Skunk Season, Gordon Ramsay’s a fan; When...

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I’ve been silly, willy nilly, Not your neighborhood, hillbilly, Silly is, as silly does, Silly whiz, I was. If my brain goes clink, clink, clink, And my skull, begins to shrink, What I think, my thinking got, Linking think to thought. Now I leave you, for this reason, I'm alive, in dead skunk season. ...

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After driving for miles on the highway, I noticed a lump near my driveway: a black and white chunk, "Omigosh! It's a skunk and he's gone to the 'Sweet By and By' way!" I could tell it was dead because he gave off a real hum. It was funky! It was reeky and rank; it was stale and it stank and the stench of...

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ebony skunk waddled through our dog door yesterday afternoon don’t worry said husband, he will probably leave very soon instead, he invited in guests, two monkeys and a baboon they decided to stay with us during the latest monsoon the dogs did not care for the skunk, chased him up the hallway he gave me a grin, that said “don’t...

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pungent skunk like smell my nose feels assaulted eyes quickly water horrible stench makes me wail i quickly see Bambi's friend...

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Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk. A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk....

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fuzzy yellow eyed striped skunk rapidly waddling in the woods waiting for a grey owl to get her unaware of my presence I hold still, making no noise respecting her spray power...

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Watch your eyes to the road and the view but hold your nose over the next hill. A skunk is dead on the side of the road the kill is not fresh, but three days old. The stink of the kill lingers on and on a smell so bad that needs to be gone. Then seven more miles down the same...

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Jump up pumping junk. Skunk spray pumping stunk. Pumping skunk jumped junk. Junk skunk pumping stunk....

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The baby skunk was so sad Because his scent made people mad So, he sat in a pond A good fairy waved her wand Suddenly he stopped smelling bad...

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