Skunk Poems - Poems about Skunk

Skunk or a deer - what was the varmint? 'Cuz Noah's buck naked, without any garment! (Gen 9:21) ---------- In response to Drunk as a Skunk by Gershon...Read the rest...

Noah, ‘a righteous man pure in his generations’ (Genesis...Read the rest...

Born and raised a city girl, I moved to Colorado, married a handsome cowboy I call my 'desperado.' One night we were making love beneath the moon, snuggled together. Oh, how that man could spoon, when I caught a...Read the rest...

again a dead skunk on the road nearby I can smell it's musk drifting on the breeze but darn . . . I feel sorry for it, I...Read the rest...

Dead Skunk Season, it goes best on a roast, then sliced nice and thin, and served up on rye toast! Dead Skunk Season, oh it costs, but you’ll pay! A dash in the eggs drives the in-laws away! Dead...Read the rest...

I’ve been silly, willy nilly, Not your neighborhood, hillbilly, Silly is, as silly does, Silly whiz, I was. If my brain goes clink, clink, clink, And my skull, begins to shrink, What I think, my thinking got, Linking think to thought. Now...Read the rest...

After driving for miles on the highway, I noticed a lump near my driveway: a black and white chunk, "Omigosh! It's a skunk and he's gone to the 'Sweet By and By' way!" I could tell it was dead because...Read the rest...

ebony skunk waddled through our dog door yesterday afternoon don’t worry said husband, he will probably leave very soon instead, he invited in guests, two monkeys and a baboon they decided to stay with us during the latest...Read the rest...

pungent skunk like smell my nose feels assaulted eyes quickly water horrible stench makes me wail i quickly see Bambi's friend...Read the rest...

Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk. A chunk or hunk of...Read the rest...

fuzzy yellow eyed striped skunk rapidly waddling in the woods waiting for a grey owl to get her unaware of my presence I hold still, making no noise respecting her spray power...Read the rest...

Watch your eyes to the road and the view but hold your nose over the next hill. A skunk is dead on the side of the road the kill is not fresh, but three days old. The stink of...Read the rest...

Jump up pumping junk. Skunk spray pumping stunk. Pumping skunk jumped junk. Junk skunk pumping stunk....Read the rest...

The baby skunk was so sad Because his scent made people mad So, he sat in a pond A good fairy waved her wand Suddenly he stopped smelling bad...Read the rest...

Skunk cat had a distinct wildly artistic look His mama was a hairdresser that rarely got shook She fixed him up with tattoos, stickers, and such. You look odd, someone said. Are you Dutch? He did not know his...Read the rest...