Skunk Poems - Poems about Skunk

... The night hung still beneath the clouded moon, and from our deck, we watched the hazy glow. The crickets softly chirped their mating croon as shadows sprea......Read More

...Zebras are they black and white or white and black? Why do camels have a humps on their back? Why are bush babies eyes open wide? Why do lions live in a pride? Why do Elephants have long ......Read More

...I once met a man who claimed he was sober At a beer drinking party, late October He was as drunk as a skunk He fell down and yelled- Ca 'plunk! Thought it best I called him an Ober......Read More

...there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew when he came near, well, everyone knew Penelope, his chérie to her, he was smelly odorous advances met pooh pooh!......Read More

...Trusting happy Mushroom king left his throne for a two-week trip. Animals in the forest took turns sitting where had been his hip. He returned and said this throne no matter what feels okay. Why d......Read More

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read More

...Crazy rabbits chomping on my lettuce Deer eating the flowers right down to their nubs Woodpeckers drilling right through the siding Armadillos rooting in search of grubs Squirrels trying to cli......Read More

...The Ozarks is filled with barefoot hillbillies, so it says in all them old books. We are all just lazy, stupid, and silly, least that’s how they make us look. Layin’ on a creek bank chewing on ......Read More

... Suzette, alas,so drunk at the bar. Decided to drive home in her car Oops, ran over a skunk. Heavens it really stunk. Out of her car, she ......Read More

...Jump up pumping junk. Skunk spray pumping stunk. Pumping skunk jumped junk. Junk skunk pumping stunk.......Read More

...With a bag of spiders collected for my science project A fifth grader’s “Spiders Under The Influence” was the subject Got the idea from a book on the study by a zoologist Shifting the time when s......Read More

...skunk stays to herself until rude interruption lesson learned quick......Read More

...The Monkey A monkey posted a sign reading thus: Do not feed visitors; they’re not like us. They may look harmless but it’s deceptive. They differ from us like Earth from Mars. Keep in mind tha......Read More

...She walked hurriedly back home, her dress drenched. It hardly mattered. Her eyes sparked wild red. Her face was deadly pale, soul sick, fists clenched. Outside the mad storm raged but she felt dea......Read More

...Moose Uber was the one we all waited to use. Usually enthusiastic, he also could enthuse. Chipmunk and skunk would jump on after infusing booze. For, bear and weasel stared at bunny, salivating wi......Read More