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Skunk Poems - Poems about Skunk

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Premium Member Putty in Her Hands
...I am waiting for my hair to dye Because I look like a skunk, which I think is amazing But bothers my first and last husband. He is clean and neat. Prissy. He likes things......Read More
Categories: skunk, muse,
Form: Free verse

Its a London thing
...tions of a dangerous mind Storytellers from a dangerous time Be like Craig David and rewind Tuning into stoners 420 Skunk by the boatload yeah that's plenty London smog green haze and fog White lines and track lines crack pipes and l......Read More
Categories: skunk, deep,
Form: Free verse
Skunk Funk
...Collaboration Take a look at the collaboration on her page! It's hilarious! I once was peed on by a stinky skunk Stinky not quite the word – he stunk! I tried each known cure Retained his allure I am still surrounded by f......Read More
Categories: skunk, animal, fun, funny, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Beauty Skin Deep and Stinky
...ves he dances like a girl Leaps on fence its tail does curl Tripped into the garbage can where food rots Darn male skunk keeps sneaking under the fence To visit my black cat at my expense Thought I would get between them In my best ......Read More
Categories: skunk, cat, muse,
Form: Limerick
... Yesterday I was in a little funk because I got peed on by a big skunk took a long shower about every hour discarded new jeans cos they stunk Al......Read More
Categories: skunk, humor,
Form: Limerick

The Skunk
... The skunk – and this most curious – may truly be said to be ubiquitous. It can be miles away and yet as close and palpabl......Read More
Categories: skunk, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Skunk with Much Spunk Who Stunk
...Skunk With Much Spunk Who Stunk appeared shiny skunk we saw who was with much spunk......Read More
Categories: skunk, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Free Verse II
...Nucleotidings by Michael R. Burch “We will walk taller!” said Gupta, sorta abrupta, hand-in-hand with his mom, e......Read More
Categories: skunk, angel, child, childhood, children,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member DINING'S OUT
... There’s lice In rice Burnt fries No lies! Screams loud Draws crowd Staff look for cook He’s drunk As skunk My pud Not good On pear Dog hair Gets bill Big thrill It’s free For me For friend’s Full spend......Read More
Categories: skunk, conflict, food, humorous,
Form: Footle
Purr Verse
...ut of place, Or do a bad tern, But a cat I can't face! A snake I can take, (though I quake at the thought), Or a skunk or a hunk of some "gross" thing you've caught, An eel or an owl or a newt or a gnat, Or some fleas, if you pleas......Read More
Categories: skunk, 4th grade, angst, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Law Enforcement
...spirit of Elliot Ness, can help all of you negotiate this mess. Overzealousness, of a few, have caused the rest like a skunk to smell, pew! As for me, a muse of words, I can be your best friend, or hold your feet to the fire. If you choose......Read More
Categories: skunk, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Dancing: The Return Thereof
...fe Godly and good Now more sins and women would I romance The dancing is afoot… I used to drink and get drunk as a skunk I used to not think and shoot first But the Lord has turned me into a monk I don’t know which is worse… ****......Read More
Categories: skunk, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Crazy Time At The Bar CONTEST
...lked in dressed in pink As I looked over I gave her a wink Little did I know I was laying on the floor Drunk as a skunk now seeing a monk Pink elephants I did see Boy, I sure had to pee I lifted myself up from the floor Next thi......Read More
Categories: skunk, drink,
Form: Rhyme
...frisky dog chases stray cat skunk......Read More
Categories: skunk, animal,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Drunk as a Skunk
...Drink to the rain falling down Drink to the tears of a clown Drink to get drunk Drunk as a skunk Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round! Has anyone seen a skunk drunk from a drink? It's not a pretty sight......Read More
Categories: skunk, animal, drink, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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