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Best Skunk Poems

Below are the all-time best Skunk poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of skunk poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member FANCY STRESS - COLLABORATION WITH THE AMAZING NINA PARMENTER
There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...

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Categories: skunk, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Dino
There once lived a gambler named Dino
who was terribly fond of vino.
Since he’d drink and play bad,
and lose all that he had,
he was loved at...

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Categories: skunk, funny
Form: Limerick
Oops, It Was An Accident
Oops, It was an Accident

I accidentally let one loose
on a blind date with a guy named Bruce.
We went to the movies on that fateful day
happily...

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Categories: skunk, anxiety, hilarious, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison
Fancy Stress - Collaboration with the Awesome Jan Allison

There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the...

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Categories: skunk, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ten Again
Some things never skip beyond recollection,
instead, they hover in a secret closet of memories -
innocent moments when we had stopped to sniff...
   ...

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Categories: skunk, childhood,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Keep It Turnin' to the Right
Oklahoma cowboy, tough coal miner’s son
Born in Henryetta, south of Tulsa some
Raised by daddy’s momma, taught him wrong from right
Daddy taught him ropin’, taught him...

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© Roy Jerden  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: skunk, day, earth, funny, life, love, satire,
Form: Rhyme
THE GREEN WALTZ
Mary Jane aka ganja, grass, marijuana and a host of other names.

Serenity is yours to gain
being led in dance to fairyland
swing waltz with Mary Jane

Sapped...

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Categories: skunk, happiness
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member DRUNK IN A BUNK - LIMERICK COLLABORATION - DO JOIN IN THE FUN
I once knew a woman called Terri
Who always was sipping the sherry
She got steaming drunk
And fell off her bunk
The medics described her as ‘merry’

WRITTEN BY...

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Categories: skunk, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Silver spoon
Born with a silver spoon
In his mouth
But it's rusted now
By the heroin flame
A world of possibilities
Washed away by pain

The blue blood
In his veins
Is polluted by...

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Categories: skunk, loss, people
Form: Verse
Premium Member NISSED AS A PEWT
He was drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much alcohol stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
Now...

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Categories: skunk, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE AND HATERS
I can no longer hold my tongue
 
I’ve got my knockers and my mockers
Oh, and I can’t forget the blockers
 
So you badmouth me on...

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Categories: skunk, abuse, bullying, hate, internet, jealousy, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Old Bear
The Old grizzled Bear... was now keenly aware
    as he lay in his Cave all alone.
Where his time as King... was a...

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Categories: skunk, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ferrets, Racoons, and Skunks, Oh My
I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a...

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Categories: skunk, animal,
Form: Quatrain
The Ultimate Army
Jehovah of Armies
made a count one day
of all His weapons
keeping man at bay

of non leathal weapons
He gave the skunk his stink
and a little less harmless
the...

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Categories: skunk, allegorymay,
Form: I do not know?
More Animal Footles-Just For Fun
 
These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo...

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© Deb Wilson  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: skunk, animal, funny,
Form: Footle
PIKES PEAK CRANKY CRITTER CONFAB
Up in Colorado, in the forests of Pikes Peak
A cranky critters conference was held just this week
It was led by a mouse, 3 legs, whiskerless...

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Categories: skunk, animals, cowboy-western, funny, nature, tree, tree,
Form: Cowboy
Premium Member The Mariner
The Mariner's old salted-air skin,  leather tight,
on a mast-hard frame of bones
and flash flood rushing blood,
faces ice-fed winds bouncing his ship
and helm cockeyed on...

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Categories: skunk, adventure,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A. Funny
           A hole
         Is my goal,
 ...

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Categories: skunk, adventure, funny, imagination, parody, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Babble
The spring brook 
ran through the sun dappled woods
like a child at recess,
tumbling pebbles and tossing sticks.
The brook babbles of up coming May,
as it roars...

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Categories: skunk, life, nature
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mother Nature's Tapestry At Her Best
She is an unsung, unaware, unbridled, unsuspecting scene, deep in the woods, lost in time.
Not ventured into by hunter, or explorer for nigh onto thirty...

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Categories: skunk, environment, nature,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Have You Ever Tasted Human
Loud insistent dragons are pounding at my brick walls.
Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. No walls now. 
These giant creatures have escaped, uninhibited, free.
In a happy,...

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Categories: skunk, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Seethe
The still water of the northern swamp
shone like anthracite coal
lending a rainbow hue to the reflections
of maiden hair fern 
and skunk cabbage.

Strangely, maples rooted wearily...

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Categories: skunk, nature
Form: Free verse
Premium Member CHILDHOOD
CHILDHOOD

the one where I
climb a hill
am bit by a dog
i never see or hear

but hereafter every bark
every skittery sound
bites my skin

the one where my feet
happily...

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Categories: skunk, childhood,
Form: Free verse
The Shed
We purchased a shed for our yard.
To fill it was not very hard -
The sleds and the bikes
And the things no one likes
With a flimsy...

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Categories: skunk, home,
Form: Limerick
Forever Young
I see that we still have some youth in our spunk.
We still love to play games and run like a skunk.
Just been hit with a...

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Categories: skunk, friendship, inspirational, social,
Form: Free verse