Dad Silly Poems

Our friend Mr. Ed was a talking horse.
We remember him with tears of remorse, 
But, children, please try not to be so sad.  ...

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Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).


Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...

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Morning came and dad was sad
his sleep had been a tad bad
	he smiled a frown
	thought up was down
nightmares had driven him mad!...

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 I have been called 'names' besides my name
to grandpa I was 'Funny Girl'
I would stomp my foot but still to him I came
he was...

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If I had a club I would beat myself over the head
I would fall into a heap, and be quickly and goodly dead.
If I had...

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Teacher gave homework
  got home from school, struggled with it.;
         Let's just say it involved math!
...

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Miss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool
I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school
But Muffy was the tart
Who broke the spider's heart
I'm telling the...

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New show
Must go 

Mind set
You bet

Head strong
So wrong

Can’t walk
I squawk

Need ride
I cried

Too far
Want car

Take dad’s
He’s mad

No fun
Sore bum...

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Mommy, what are those two doing?
   Why, honey, they're kissing and cooing

Mommy, why don't you kiss and coo with dad?
   Oh,...

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I want a cobra for Christmas
Only a cobra will do
Don't want any other junk, certainly no toy
I want a cobra that will eat up a...

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Where’s my Halloween candy brother?
You ate it right?
Don’t give me that look,
It was you for sure!

Now I’ve warned you before,
Only last week!
You eat my candy...

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He didn't care if all his teeth fell out
The dentist's drill was just too much to bear
  
His wife and kids at him began...

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‘Why am I so cold dad, the cold I cannot cut?'
‘Well it’s snowing really hard son and icy underfoot.’
‘But my brothers and my sisters, it...

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