Cat Silly Poems

In County Cork prowls a cat, David Kavanagh
Bellies up to the bar with Gilbey's glass in paw
Drown the shamrock, sound the alarms
Lassies abound, his lucky...

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There once was a Cat who made a wish.
It had to do with Clancy's pet fish.
	If its bowl would break,
	one swoop would it take
to proclaim...

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January 2nd is the unluckiest day of the year.
It's when all the bad things happen, I fear.

The holidays are over, the bills are due.
The weather...

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(Written for a contest “Write a poem based on a poem.’
Inspired by: “My Cat Is High, and So Am I” by Thomas W. Case)

Honey, I...

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  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are...

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silly little cat 
pawing bubbles from my beer 
as I laugh out loud...

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  Walking in the morning,
  Should always be a longing.
  Walking at night is such a delight!
  Seeing the world from...

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I am
all nine deaths
of
the anti cat
do not
curse me
...

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  Tried to prevent,
  Dogs from snacking on the cat litter smorgasbord.
  Bought a gate,
  But it's too late!
  Cats...

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Too early in the morning,
  Wet nose on mine,
  It's not time!
  The suns not up,
  Cold outside,
  Yes, I...

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Tripping my toes,
  Everywhere I go!
  He meows and cries piteously,
  Obviously never fed!
  Bumps against me,
  To pet his...

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There was a man with many hats,
that lived in a house with his cats.
When he went outside,
the cats stayed inside.
Hat choosing was driving him bats.

One...

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I watch my kitty playing every day,
she insists on it as she is quite spoiled:
true, I am the reason she is this way,
you see...

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Little girl wearing flowers up in her hair,
playing pretend in a blanket Dragons lair.

Princesses and Kings, and costumes for all,
There’s enough dresses for a make...

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I tickled the ivory after dusk,
being a bit of a jazzy cat.
It was an extraordinary tusk,
Although a bit too sharp at that.
The pachyderm’s response was...

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