Shortage Poems - Poems about Shortage

weighing curds and whey the spider spied, her courage curdled, ran away ---------- another alliterative haiku for you...

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worms burying deep robins no longer forage food supply shortage Written September 11, 2022...

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Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream… No tears, no complaints, far cheaper than gasoline! 7/21/202. ...

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No baby formula here or there. No baby formula anywhere. I guess the babies will have to go back to the breast. But wait a second, the mommies are out of the nest. The mommies are working to pay for the baby food. The daddies are parenting, it puts them in a really bad mood. Baby formula had better be forthcoming...

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We may be nuked by Russia, As we have plentiful gas here! Ukrainians, Russians, dying under horror and pressure. While inflation, keeps rising and America sits on her rear! Xi warned Biden, “ do not sanction us!’ Yet our entire free world is at stake. But our President thinks, it is far too much of a fuss. Some cold soul in our Congress, Said, ‘just take...

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Water shortage In the deepest valley where the winter is short summers long, sheep come home for safety of bears and wolves, he bought an old house. From a two hundred years house, a cane roof sprung splendid isolation he lived the seasons fair. Unknow to him and other dwellers of this Paradise plans afoot to make the valley into a...

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There once was a shortage on coins In a coinless town call, DE Moines Paper money was all It was stack six feet tall Seeing it, made others shook in their loins...

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Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent Courtesy food pantries Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's, Our Daily Bread, the missus and yours truly (her spouse) well stocked with good n plenti of soap, shampoo and detergent. Spongebob squarepants would be in seventh heaven, where sudsy clouds (resembling Mister Krabs, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward, et cetera), would drift across celestial vault. Gratitude bequeathed to prophets of virtue benevolent good...

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Manufacturing mistakes or fragrant fraud Decide for yourself but the produce is flawed Average contents fifty, on this match box of mine But when I counted, their was only forty nine If they sold a million match box a day, with one match short That’s a million matches saved, theirs a thought Misery A box of headache pills with half the...

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Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers By Elton Camp Short supply is beginning to ensure Cheese lovers don’t know what to do There’s panic buying in the store Unsure when they’ll be any more Velveeta’s so good and healthy too Gourmets are hoping it’s not true So all who love its rubbery taste Rush to the market with all haste There’s good reason to fear From shelves...

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Water Shortage I have seen the future Water famine and revolutions Wars over water, No not the kind of balloons Of water people throw at Each other, nor A wet t. shirt competition, But real war with blood that Runs into dry gutters Rustlers who kill animals for Their blood and leave carcasses To rot in the field. Chilled blood with a...

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The Coming Bacon Shortage By Elton Camp Even though the press release was mistaken, It told of an unavoidable shortage of bacon Then when it was picked up on the Internet, Loads of worldwide publicity it did get That fat & cholesterol they won’t be getting To many folks was just terribly upsetting The corn crop was damaged by drought Is what the press...

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Revenue Shortage Pillage Village Millage Usage Slippery men, pillage village books. Breaker of trust, millage, usage crooks. © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen March 16, 2010 Poetic form: Tyburn...

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