Short Zip Up Poems
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Toilet tissue is like the starship
Enterprise in that they both slip
Around Uranus
And zip up heinous
Klingons to ferry on a trip
John Doe was a prince of a guy
Who forgot to zip up his fly
So out in the snow
John started to grow
When a snow-blower passed him by . . .
A lady so much older than I
Deftly signalled a path from her thigh
Like a wrinkle in thyme
Something started to climb
Hmmph! I forgot to zip up my fly!
I can no longer zip up my kilt.
Is there something to eat without guilt?
They say salad's a must
but I think it's a bust
because gravy makes the Lettus wilt!
dine out 'pon good food
salad soup entre' dessert
chocolate molten cake
getting dressed for date
all my pants shrunk at cleaners
lie down to zip up
Sponsor: Michael J. Falotico
Contest: "What Makes You Smile, What Makes You Frown"
I
If your Bible has tough rules only for women then you lost your authority; zip it.
II
Politicians who lead lives contrary to the bible ought to zip up to stop staining Jesus's name
III
If Christians only talk abortion and female sins, I cannot be a Christian.
Satan cometh to kill
As an angel of light he does appeal
So zip up your armor
And don’t be fooled by this charmer
For, it is your breath he wants to steal!
Jesus, the giver of life
Oh how he loves his beautiful wife
He took all her shame
And bore all the blame
Now together, their future is rife!
Written By: Stacey Brown
1-4-15
I zip up my sleeping bag snug below my chin.
Inside my sleeping bag I slip on my mittens.
This is not me retiring during an evening of over night camping,
this is my solution to help control my chronic sleepwalking.
I can not escape my sleeping bag half conscious wearing mittens,
which prevents situations that for me could prove to be quite life threatening.
Yesterday delightful. Sixty degrees.
Could have warmed us up.
I hid in the house, frightened by the love of it.
Today I am sitting in my yard, wearing zebra pajamas.
A zip up suit with a pink fringed hood and a tail.
The tail is not comfortable, but cute.
The wind is brisk, almost too much so.
I do not care.
I am content.
Soaking up nature’s offerings.
BUTTONS
Buttons fashions
Part of my covering
Like in passions
I need fastening
coverings
I cover up
BY ANY MEANS NESSCIARY
Because of sin nature humans were embarrassed
Led the first man to kill for covering
sewn....
I zip up
coverings
snap up
body off shown
Be it shirts, pants, dress or shoes
coverings
I cover up by fastening all of them with...
Buttons
05/15/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
2018©
maybe someday, everything will be alright
but that day is not gonna be today.
on that day, i’ll finally get some sleep
without the fear of night visions or
horrible memories. on that day,
i’ll forget the past, and just fly.
zip up into space and streak
downwards like a comet.
around the world in an instant,
cuz time wont effect me
anymore…. Someday i
will finally get it right. that
day, i’ll be free from this broken cage.
Get up,
Now, shut up.
Strap up,
Zip up,
Lace-up,
Button up,
Now, go and level up.
Why are you looking down?
And why are you wearing that ugly frown?
Look at you, looking like a clown.
Stop playing; this is not a circus, so stop fooling around.
Get on up now,
And find out how.
Put down the 'Weary Willie' frown.
Now get up so you can get down.
Go get it,
Be invested in it.
So, shut up
And get up!
Up, up, up!
Sour Rita is a meter maid
she’s checking car drivers have paid
if you step out of line
she will issue a fine
of Rita drivers are afraid
Her beady eyes dart round the lot
she’s looking for folk who forgot
to pay and display
and it makes her day
to impose a fine like a shot
From fining she’ll never deter
don’t attempt to reason with her -
just zip up your gob
she’s doing her job
next journey arrange a chauffeur!
4/26/19
walking along
the forest floor
into the woods
to find real Robin Hoods
with their bows in hand
and alms for the poor
backed up
by their yea saying merry band
the light comes true
between the rows of trees
only to expose
their padded knees
in the very very back
with coin in a sack
stand the three Mouseketeers
with a man being tortured on a rack
screaming one for all and all for one
while the merry band plays
loved Disney chants
and the Robin Hoods
zip up their pants