Arlene Smith Poet Limerick

I Heard That Wilted Lettus Is Bad For You

I can no longer zip up my kilt.
Is there something to eat without guilt?
They say salad's a must
but I think it's a bust
because gravy makes the Lettus wilt!

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Robert Johnson June 21, 2017 at 10:57 PM Let us pray.

Jeremy Smith May 10, 2017 at 5:17 PM Funny, nice job!!

Joseph May January 17, 2017 at 3:50 PM Haha...Nice one

John Lawless December 29, 2016 at 10:07 PM Nice chuckle here Arlene....well done..

Jan Allison December 29, 2016 at 3:55 PM ha ha ha ugh the thought of lettuce and gravy turns my tum Arlene:-) Thanks for making me smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green December 29, 2016 at 2:42 PM That's really funny. I'll eat all of the healthy non-fattening food there is as long as it I smothered in gravy. :) That was great Arlene.