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Limerick Joke Iii

Toilet tissue is like the starship
Enterprise in that they both slip
Around Uranus
And zip up heinous
Klingons to ferry on a trip

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 2/17/2016 7:00:00 PM

I don't know about you,,,, It made me laugh though , I do think it's a 7 or more though :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/6/2016 10:39:00 AM

It was inane. There are strange curiosities in the way we can use language. Laughing is a good thing, though!! Regards!

Pashang Salehi

Date: 2/1/2016 11:11:00 AM

Nice

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/6/2016 10:38:00 AM

It's one of the most inane things I've written. It was a challenge to turn a joke into a limerick.

Judy Konos

Date: 12/30/2015 7:40:00 PM

I 'declare' you are indeed a Limerick King! I've been reading so many of yours and needed all these great laughs! thanks...and do be safe New Years Eve and enjoy the coming New Year....stay warm....best Judy

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/31/2015 7:33:00 PM

So glad some of these make you laugh. There is always something to laugh about--thank goodness. Be well.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/26/2015 6:11:00 PM

Hi Duke,, thank you for the sweet reply to my comment. WUV ~LINDA~

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 7:38:00 PM

Linda. It's my pleasure. You have a very interesting perspective on life. That you can share it here means that you have a disposition for sharing. Again, best of good fortune for this year.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/26/2015 4:28:00 PM

Hi Duke, I never come back in read replies to my comments. But, today I am glad I did. Thank you for leaving a wonderful message:):):) ... I DO apologize, in 2015, I treated everyone, with the same selfishness they've shown me through the years. I am not that way, but I decided to keep then give. It makes me sad, this site made me treat others the way I was treated for years. It hurt me to ignore the good souls I love such as You. That is why I apologize. Because, I ignored and chose to be like them. You will not understand Duke, why I chose to stay on my page. However, I am delighted to let you know, I will keep following and greeting everyone, I DON'T CARE AND PROMISE NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONAL IF they choose to keep making a mockery out of all those who sit on a top list. Better yet, I will not let it bother me if I give and don't get back... Love LINDA (a FAN)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 4:59:00 PM

Helps me deal.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 4:55:00 PM

My keyboard is too tiny. Believe me, I get it. You cannot give all the time. However, even if you feel you are not, your poetry says a lot and always is welcome. There are always conflicts, and what you write helps 's deal with mine and not feel alone.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 4:54:00 PM

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 4:49:00 PM

I thought I had replied. You are a Christmas Angel. I have never been disappointed in yoghurts or lack thereof. We all do what we can and we know life intrudes. So be well and we'll hope for pleasant and fun times.

Duke Beaufort

Date: 12/26/2015 2:54:00 PM

Linda, you have nothing to apologize for. We get to these things when we can. May you have a wonderful year. Life can be complicated but I consider you a noble soul and always will.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/25/2015 6:16:00 PM

Hi Duke, LOL... around Uranus... LOL... I want to Wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year May all your days shine and dreams come true. :) Every day should be a day with family and friends. I appreciate everyone. Sorry to all those I have taken for granted. SHAME ON ME. I promise, 2016 will be a new me. Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 2:55:00 PM

Linda, see my reply above.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/23/2015 8:23:00 PM

Merry Christmas Duke... thanks for the chuckle Duke. I think I laughed out loud - Lindsay

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 1:07:00 PM

Merry Christmas to you as well. Just late, but not too late for a happy New year's wish. You are wise. You are also very very clever as I have often said. I consider myself lucky and fortunate to be able to read your work.

Viv Wigley

Date: 12/21/2015 11:58:00 PM

Glad to see you're not mounting a smear campaign, Duke, a fine Limerick. Regards, Viv

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/26/2015 10:06:00 AM

Heaven forbid, sir. I had made a mistake writing this one, and aliens came and attacked me in a dream. strange stuff!

Jan Allison

Date: 12/21/2015 5:44:00 PM

ha ha ha I love it - toilet humour at its finest this is just up my street:-) Hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful time over the festive period:-) hugs Jan xx7

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2015 6:12:00 PM

I'm laughing yet again reading it the humour is so clever:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/21/2015 5:57:00 PM

Jan, hugs to you too. This joke was one I heard today, and so I told the teller I would try to make a limerick out of it. Language is too funny. You are a real sweetheart!!!

Limerick Joke Iii

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