Short Yuk Poems

beautiful
baby possum
roadkill...

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Back to
Normal now
No more
Sick yuk
Inside
I feel
Alive
What a cost
A life of loss...

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All day
I say
what may
delay

my wisdom bloom.  All day I say, "Yuk".
an attitude that may delay luck....

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wheezing, sneezing allergies
about to get the best of me
puffy eyes and they tear
I think I need some benadryl
cause the freeze din't cure my ills...

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Have a Bullmastiff named Zoom,
When he farts you leave the room
Chewed toy- poop has red in it 
It’s yuk when you tread in it
We have great need for perfume...

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Winner winner chicken dinner 
White meat protein makes me thinner
Nightly secret poultry truck
Feathers on my windshield, "Yuk!"

Here's to chicken at you kid

-Jess...

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There once was an oversexed hedgehog
Who had eyes for an exuberant frog ~
   They had themselves a good yuk
   But then got stuck, just their luck ~
Green porcupine baby's home’s in a bog...

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so I love my book
its read is so silly funny
with special humor
also had strange attitude 
reads of a tale makes me smile



8/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©...

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You must be careful if you really don't know
Where you're going cuz you might miss the show
You paid big bucks
At famous YukYuks
Laughed so hard, peed your panties, hope it don't snow...

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Fluffy The cat climbed the tree;
He had ran away from me;
Yet he stills meows;
To far up now;
How meow gonna git down now?


6/27/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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The magician blew clouds of dust
from the ancient spell book:
‘Necromancy: Satisfy Your Lust.’
He chanted long and hard, but came unstuck,
and cried, ‘My strip-o-grams are rotten. Yuk.’

For Barbara’s Clouds contest...

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I once sat myself...on the toilet 
"Twas relieved" but something had spoiled it 
I was grossed-out...with fear 
When a hair hung...from there 
Yuk! Wonder what it was...that I bit 


Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Janice Canerdy 
5-1-2020...

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At a food stall at a beach, “tables are for eating customers only'
Yuk! Sure hope they provide mustard and relish, quite honestly
Quite yucky without em
But the place was condemned
For serving people without a license, 'twas monitored closely...

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At a food stall at a beach, “tables are for eating customers only'
Yuk! Sure hope they provide mustard and relish, quite honestly
Quite yucky without em
But the place was condemned
For serving people without a license, 'twas monitored closely...

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Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard
A delicacy and delight
Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly
Sounds disgusting and contrite
I’m partial to Bat wing stew
Though not to the taste of all
But as for Squid legs soup
Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl...

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Silly Jill found a pill 
And she dropped it in her tea 
She thought it was a urinating pill
To help her go pee-pee
 
But what she found, on the ground
Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck
So, she looked around, then she left a mound
And left a stink, to kill... "Yuk"...

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Three 5-7-5 children's haiku poems I wrote a long time ago...


The dog and the cat
Chasing each other around
Ran this way and that.


A bird in a tree
Sitting there looking at me
Swallowed a worm, Yuk!


Alone in my room
Wide awake I cannot sleep
What am I to do?...

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coffee
It's bitter.
PepsiCola
Too Sweet
Diet Cola
Terrible After Taste
Lemonade
It depends on who makes it
Sweet tea
Yuk.
Regular tea
Only when it's hot,
and I am picky
about the brand
Alcoholic beverages
Watch me throw up
Okay water it is
Smooth, cold, crisp
clean water
But out of the tap please
No bottled junk for me....

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Lavender color odors graunder;
Emersed in tangled chattering;
Coral social gatherings;
Mystical chance smell-O-Matic;
Smells like a sewer and Dinosaurs opossums;
Yuk! Smells like death
Hold your breath
Cuz, it stinks
H Y B S L D
Hold you breath, smells like death


12/17/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Heads bowed, eyes focused,
The magic of the Hocus Pocus. 
Transfixed, in a spell
Nothing else will they dwell.
Walking around zombified
Surely brains, have been fried.
Life ruined, no conversation,
Texting now the inspiration.
Grasp of language, long forgotten,
Shortened text – yuk, it’s rotten,
GR8, LOL, TLC, OMDB,
Worlds gone mad, OMG!!...

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What a deal I got!
A new brand of coffee
at the Good Deal Hut.
I’d say it cost about thirty percent less;
That’s as good as it gets, I guess….

Just poured myself a big ole morning cup,
A nice big steaming mug,
Both hands.. hold and sip as I tip it up..

Ppptttui!.. Of all the stinking luck!
They shoulda  named it Mr Yuk!
But.. but… what a deal I got !...

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You are on a little roll today
I have no idea what he is speaking of
But I know one thing
He is always speaking

Yak Yak Yak
Yuk Yuk Yuk
Yak Yak Yak
Chat Chat Chat
Blab Blab Blab
Gossip Gossip Gossip
Constant blubbering and blathering

You are a wild woman he says
I ignore him
Not wanting to encourage
any more words to come out of his mouth...

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half in, half out ,frog held between her beak,
wily old stork ate frogs like they were steak!
he fought back hard, slimy fellow,
he changed colour green to yellow,
She spat him out, yuk! yuk!! said “what a cheek!!”


written 08/05/2021
Quitters never win
Margarita Lillico sponsored
limerick 10,10,8,8,10
rhyme 1,2,5 lines based on picture provided...

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nucience black fog   
                                    
                                    passing cars polka-dot spots 
       	  
                                         mouth left open, Yuk!
			 
                                     honeymoonfly suite needed
	 
                                       pull apart the kissingbug

By: Eve Roper  5/4/2015...

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Father says.....
       Pretty girl, cutie face
             Folded hands 
              Under chin
       Granny says....
             Rosy cheeks
            A very sweet
         Bet’cha wondering
               What I ate
           Smiles so bright
           Shines at night
      Yuk!! what's that smell
    Wonder what’s in my diaper
Bet you don’t wanna pick me up now



12/21/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©
(picture C)...

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