A Hair-Larious Affair

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OMG, this was actually a true story that happened to me. After finishing my businees, I stood up, dangling ten inches from my ( you no what ) was a small piece of something I left (gross) lol Since my girlfriend at the time had the longest hair...I could only blame it on her (lmao)

I once sat myself...on the toilet "Twas relieved" but something had spoiled it I was grossed-out...with fear When a hair hung...from there Yuk! Wonder what it was...that I bit Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Janice Canerdy 5-1-2020

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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/6/2020 8:31:00 AM

Oh no, I didn’t want my mind to go there but it did *lol*. Good misdirection. ;0) now this is definitely potty mouth. Ha ha ha, you won’t believe it, the captcha is PEU!

Quoth Theraven

Date: 5/5/2020 10:50:00 PM

Charles, No use splitting hairs over the details of this emblematic Limerick. -Richard

Indiana Shaw
Date: 5/18/2020 7:32:00 PM

Sorry, I just had to laugh at this comment, ; )

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/4/2020 12:21:00 AM

Hello Charles … crikey Charles. I hope you never swallow a yoyo. Quite an experience I reckon and with much needed detective work - thanks for the giggle Charles - Lindsay

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 5/1/2020 9:59:00 PM

LOL! Heh heh, the many visions of dogs with dangle berries hanging from their bum, the scared ones that try to run, the screaming one when I accidently pinched her bum, and the poor girl with her puppy, the first for both of them ;D, Oh I hope you win with this one! xomo

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 5/1/2020 1:31:00 PM

Hello Charlie Messina, Oh-Wow! is all i can say. Enjoy your day my fiend, Be safe.