Zoom

Have a Bullmastiff named Zoom,
When he farts you leave the room
Chewed toy- poop has red in it 
It’s yuk when you tread in it
We have great need for perfume

doglimerick

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Linda Alice Fowler

July 15, 2023 at 1:12 PM

Hi Merv - great one. Poor Zoom, poor you! Congrats on your win! :)

Linda Alice Fowler

July 16, 2023 at 7:35 PM

I can't wait to read it my poet friend! Write with confidence! :)

Merv Hold

July 15, 2023 at 8:32 PM

Thank you Linda, These Limericks are fun. I am going to try one all by myself with no help .. Watch out for it.. Cheers dear lady.

Andrea Dietrich

July 6, 2023 at 10:57 PM

I really like your wit here. Congrats

Merv Hold

July 11, 2023 at 7:56 PM

Dear Andrea, thats so nice of you to comment, Thank you my dear.

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:04 PM

Been there, done that… we should start a club. Congrats on your win, Merv. Terry

Merv Hold

July 11, 2023 at 8:00 PM

Hey Terry, someone once asked me, why they made a breed that chews everything its given, farts methane gas and dribbles worse that a basket ball player and expect people to love it. I told em to go buy a horse. Thanks for your comment mate.

Jan Allison

July 4, 2023 at 4:38 PM

oh doggy farts are the worst Merv lol. Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Merv Hold

July 11, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Thanks Jan, I really appreciate you commenting on my poems love, I feel a little alone here when I think no one likes them. I'm hardly a poet, but its fun to try. Some of these contests are fun.