Short Young Lady Poems
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EYES OF BLUE
A young lady from Kalamazoo
With eyes of sparkling blue
Flashed them at me
Then there had to be
A honeymoon in Malibu
A young lady found a cat
Now she cannot take a nap
Each time her eyes shut
The cat would jump up
And whack her head with a bat
There is a young lady named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
Her limericks top rate
She’s back from a break
Can’t wait to read them again
A lovely young lady named Betty
Was covered in coloured confetti
She had just wed
An Italian named Fred
And now she is Mrs Betty Borletti
A young lady once said, “I Will”
When was asked to marry by Bill.
She already had,
and had a big lad;
so Bill swallowed that bitter pill!
A young lady lay on the beach
consuming a soft juicy peach;
she ate it real slow,
and the juices did flow.
Oh, stop it! Some wives did beseech.
Oh, how the young lady wanted to dance,
But only, with male species in sleek pants!
12/7/2022
A young lady still in her teens
Purchased a new pair of jeans
The jeans were too tight
And try as she might
She couldn’t help busting the seams
A young lady still in her teens
Purchased a new pair of jeans
The jeans were too tight
And try as she might
She couldn’t help busting the seams
A selfish young lady from Leeds
Made fun of all who did good deeds
and then she got sick
pain two miles thick
where a do-gooder met all her needs
There was a young lady, a Czech,
Who had a large, thick neck,
She always wore a scarf
So people wouldn't laugh,
She went and got a job in Quebec.
A young lady from Lillehammer
Was wont to consort with a scammer
No one could stop’em
Until the cops caught’em
And now they reside in the slammer
There's a young lady named paige.
Who kept her bird in a cage.
That bird was missing.
The cat sat grinning.
She said "Dad, I need your gauge."
A perky young lady named Babbit
found humor in teasing the Abbot.
She thought ’twould be fun
to dress like a nun,
but he got her out of the habit.
there was a young lady from Trang,
renowned for her sexual slang,
in heat of the moment,
sang loud in the foment
oh darling I'm so glad you sprang!
A young lady from Lucerne,
Had a rather lovely green fern,
But when she went on holiday
It lacked regular water spray
And developed a case of sunburn.
Tania
There was a young lady named Tania
Who wanted to dance in Espania
She really let go
Doing the flamenco
And her whirling, it nicely did fan yer
There was a young lady from Potton
Whose name I've completely forgotten
In fact, I recall
Simply nothing at all
So this punch line is gonna be rotten.
there was a young lady called Joan
who frequently played on her own
a partner she said
won't help make the bed
he'll invariably be on the phone.
There was a young lady from Wales
With an eye for bargains and sales
All discounts she would scoff
'til 50 percent off
Then profit from all the resales!
There was a young lady named Della
Who fell for a handsome young fella.
It ruined her day
When he turned to say,
"I'd like you to meet my wife, Stella."
There once was a young lady from Merced
Who eavesdropped on what other people said
Ears did ring
News did bring
What some people said about her she heard
There was a young lady named Tulip
Who sipped on a tasty mint julep
As the moon rose
And glittered her toes
She thanked her Great God with her two lips.
Knew a young lady named Joan
Had a full body erogenous zone
Just shaking her hand
Blew her whistle and
Her face turned a deep crimson tone
There is a young lady named Kelly,
With a rather large butt and belly,
When she does striptease,
She wobbles with ease,
After eating two gallons of jelly.