Short Young Lady Poems

On the sun walkway

a lush young lady flower,

debutante in spring......

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Yesterday, a young lady wedded 'I do’ to 'I due'

   ~ Today, some scream, ‘Hands off my body, you!'...

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EYES OF BLUE

A young lady from Kalamazoo
With eyes of sparkling blue
Flashed them at me
Then there had to be
A honeymoon in Malibu...

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A young lady found a cat
Now she cannot take a nap
     Each time her eyes shut
     The cat would jump up
And whack her head with a bat...

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There is a young lady named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
Her limericks top rate
She’s back from a break
Can’t wait to read them again...

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A lovely young lady named Betty
Was covered in coloured confetti
She had just wed
An Italian named Fred
And now she is Mrs Betty Borletti...

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A young lady still in her teens
Purchased a new pair of jeans
The jeans were too tight
And try as she might
She couldn’t help busting the seams...

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A young lady still in her teens
Purchased a new pair of jeans
The jeans were too tight
And try as she might
She couldn’t help busting the seams...

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Oh, how the young lady wanted to dance,
           But only, with male species in sleek pants!

         
                            12/7/2022...

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A young lady lay on the beach
consuming a soft juicy peach;
she ate it real slow,
and the juices did flow.
Oh, stop it! Some wives did beseech....

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A young lady from Lillehammer
Was wont to consort with a scammer
No one could stop’em
Until the cops caught’em
And now they reside in the slammer...

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A selfish young lady from Leeds
Made fun of all who did good deeds
and then she got sick
pain two miles thick
where a do-gooder met all her needs...

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There was a young lady, a Czech,
Who had a large, thick neck,
She always wore a scarf
So people wouldn't laugh,
She went and got a job in Quebec....

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there was a young lady from Trang,
renowned for her sexual slang, 
in heat of the moment, 
sang loud in the foment
oh darling I'm so glad you sprang!...

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A young lady from Lucerne,
Had a rather lovely green fern,
But when she went on holiday
It lacked regular water spray
And developed a case of sunburn....

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There was a young lady from Potton
Whose name I've completely forgotten
In fact, I recall 
Simply nothing at all
So this punch line is gonna be rotten....

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there was a young lady called Joan

who frequently played on her own

a partner she said

won't help make the bed

he'll invariably be on the phone....

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There was a young lady from Wales
With an eye for bargains and sales
All discounts she would scoff
'til 50 percent off
Then profit from all the resales!...

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There was a young lady named Della
Who fell for a handsome young fella.
It ruined her day
When he turned to say,
"I'd like you to meet my wife, Stella."...

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There once was a young lady from Merced
Who eavesdropped on what other people said
Ears did ring
News did bring
What some people said about her she heard...

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There was a young lady named Tulip
Who sipped on a tasty mint julep 
As the moon rose
And glittered her toes
She thanked her Great God with her two lips....

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Knew a young lady named Joan
Had a full body erogenous zone
Just shaking her hand
Blew her whistle and
Her face turned a deep crimson tone...

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There is a young lady named Kelly,
With a rather large butt and belly,
When she does striptease,
She wobbles with ease,
After eating two gallons of jelly....

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There was young “lady" of Chester
Who not only dated a jester
But also and baker n' smith
whom she all liked to kiss 
she's known as the great man-molester...

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There was young lady named Hannah,
Courted by beaus from Savannah,
As a real good Southern girl
Didn't surrender her pearl
Even when groped on the veranda....

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