Erotica

There is a young lady named Kelly,
With a rather large butt and belly,
When she does striptease,
She wobbles with ease,
After eating two gallons of jelly.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Williams Avatar
April 24, 2015 at 4:39 AM
Yes Lindsay, another terrific limerick.....kind regards----John
Ellison Avatar
April 21, 2015 at 8:41 PM
A HOOT! You've sure got the hang of it!!! Now this is a serious challenge... let the games begin! LOL
Laurie Avatar
April 22, 2015 at 6:56 PM
Serious young jack... the word serious isn't in your dictionary is it. As long as the game leaves us rollicking in the aisles I'm in for it. Catch you soon young Jack - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
April 21, 2015 at 7:36 PM
John here is saying this is your first. I would have thought you had been doing a lot of them. You did them very impressively!!
Laurie Avatar
April 22, 2015 at 6:53 PM
Hello Andrea... That's right Andrea; it's never entered my head to write limericks, but I do enjoy reading them. Thank you for your encouraging comment Andrea - Lindsay
Lefebvre Avatar
April 19, 2015 at 11:39 AM
Hmmm . . Kelly with her wobbly big butt and big belly seems perhaps a bit more arobic than erotic Lindsay . . . Whatdaya think? Made me chuckle as usual! Best regards. Diane L.
Laurie Avatar
April 20, 2015 at 6:47 PM
Hello Diane... I think you're right Diane, but oh gee, just the word Erotica draws readers in; only to be disappointed when they imagine the sight. Catch you soon Diane - Lindsay
Nunez Avatar
April 18, 2015 at 2:14 AM
LOL! Bravo on your first limerick, Lindsay! :) Kim
Laurie Avatar
April 20, 2015 at 6:43 PM
G'day Kim... oh thank you. I'm wracking my brain for new ideas for limericks but they don't come as easy as they appear to for other poets here. Regards - Lindsay
Ellison Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 9:24 PM
Now there you go, my man! That was easy eh... fun stuff! Write some more...
Laurie Avatar
April 20, 2015 at 6:39 PM
I sort of have Jack... but some I can't post. They're too naughty even for you - Lindsay
Grahamburglar Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 5:59 PM
I don't think I'm ready for that jelly.
Laurie Avatar
April 20, 2015 at 6:35 PM
G'day Preston... perhaps we could go and watch Kelly do a bit of jelly wrestling instead. Thanks for reading and commenting Preston - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
April 17, 2015 at 5:55 PM
ha ha ha - great fun write:-) Hugs jan xx 7 xx
Allison Avatar
April 21, 2015 at 1:13 AM
Yes he gets to us all - I try and post one poem but sometimes I just have to compete and get another limerick in lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Laurie Avatar
April 20, 2015 at 6:33 PM
Thanks Jan... Don't normally write limericks, but that bloody young Jack has used his influence. Regards - Lindsay
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