Erotica

There is a young lady named Kelly, With a rather large butt and belly, When she does striptease, She wobbles with ease, After eating two gallons of jelly.

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John Williams

Date: 4/24/2015 4:39:00 AM

Yes Lindsay, another terrific limerick.....kind regards----John

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/21/2015 8:41:00 PM

A HOOT! You've sure got the hang of it!!! Now this is a serious challenge... let the games begin! LOL

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/22/2015 6:56:00 PM

Serious young jack... the word serious isn't in your dictionary is it. As long as the game leaves us rollicking in the aisles I'm in for it. Catch you soon young Jack - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/21/2015 7:36:00 PM

John here is saying this is your first. I would have thought you had been doing a lot of them. You did them very impressively!!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/22/2015 6:53:00 PM

Hello Andrea... That's right Andrea; it's never entered my head to write limericks, but I do enjoy reading them. Thank you for your encouraging comment Andrea - Lindsay

Diane Lefebvre

Date: 4/19/2015 11:39:00 AM

Hmmm . . Kelly with her wobbly big butt and big belly seems perhaps a bit more arobic than erotic Lindsay . . . Whatdaya think? Made me chuckle as usual! Best regards. Diane L.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/20/2015 6:47:00 PM

Hello Diane... I think you're right Diane, but oh gee, just the word Erotica draws readers in; only to be disappointed when they imagine the sight. Catch you soon Diane - Lindsay

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/18/2015 2:14:00 AM

LOL! Bravo on your first limerick, Lindsay! :) Kim

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/20/2015 6:43:00 PM

G'day Kim... oh thank you. I'm wracking my brain for new ideas for limericks but they don't come as easy as they appear to for other poets here. Regards - Lindsay

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/17/2015 9:24:00 PM

Now there you go, my man! That was easy eh... fun stuff! Write some more...

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/20/2015 6:39:00 PM

I sort of have Jack... but some I can't post. They're too naughty even for you - Lindsay

The Grahamburglar

Date: 4/17/2015 5:59:00 PM

I don't think I'm ready for that jelly.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/20/2015 6:35:00 PM

G'day Preston... perhaps we could go and watch Kelly do a bit of jelly wrestling instead. Thanks for reading and commenting Preston - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 4/17/2015 5:55:00 PM

ha ha ha - great fun write:-) Hugs jan xx 7 xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/21/2015 1:13:00 AM

Yes he gets to us all - I try and post one poem but sometimes I just have to compete and get another limerick in lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/20/2015 6:33:00 PM

Thanks Jan... Don't normally write limericks, but that bloody young Jack has used his influence. Regards - Lindsay