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For Contest Blew Her Mind

Knew a young lady named Joan Had a full body erogenous zone Just shaking her hand Blew her whistle and Her face turned a deep crimson tone

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/1/2015 6:32:00 AM

Wow!!! Hilarious poem, Jack heehee, also, a late congratulations on your super win! You're always a winner to me. Always, Laura <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/1/2015 6:46:00 AM

Awwwwwww! You make my toes curl!!!! Love, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/30/2015 8:10:00 PM

Congrats, dear Santa! So, does this mean you'll be joining more humorous themed contests? *drumrolling for fanfare*...And the answer is....! HUgs! Kim :) PS. did you get to read the tributes for you by John Williams and Eve Carter? Wow...tributes left and right, eh?

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/30/2015 8:45:00 PM

Holy crap! What's going on!!! Just checked out John's and checked out Eve''s earlier! WOWSERS! Love ya dear Kimmie! I'm blown away! xxxxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 4/30/2015 5:37:00 PM

Oh my my! I don't know if that would be a good or bad thing! grats on your win

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/30/2015 5:46:00 PM

Thank you sweet Casarah! Methinks bad... how would she ever be able to concentrate on the task at hand! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Nandita Das

Date: 4/29/2015 11:57:00 PM

This was really good. Congratulations on your win.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/30/2015 7:03:00 AM

Thanks a bunch dear Nandita! You are very kind... hugs, Jack xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/29/2015 11:19:00 PM

Funny one and I see it is based on a true story. I saw a tv show about something like this. Congrats.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/30/2015 7:03:00 AM

How difficult that must be... guess it's way too much of a good thing!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/29/2015 7:09:00 PM

Hahaah..! Funny :~) Congratulations on your wonderful win.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/29/2015 7:29:00 PM

Actually a true story! Guess it was too funny for her... or was it!!!! Thank you dear Eve... love and hugs, Jack xxx

Skat A

Date: 4/29/2015 5:24:00 PM

HI JACK, I LIKE LIMERICKS... ESPECIALLY THE FUNNY ENTRIES... Congratulations...... SKAT LOVE

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/29/2015 5:26:00 PM

Thank you my dear! Much appreciated... there were some really fun entries! Hugs, Jack xxx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/29/2015 4:54:00 PM

Jack, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick Win.... LINDA

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/29/2015 5:05:00 PM

I am honoured... there was some really humorous entries! Thank you dear Linda!!! Hugs, Jack xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 4/29/2015 3:57:00 PM

Oh Jack I am so pleased to see you enter my first contest - many congrats on your 2nd place win:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2015 5:43:00 PM

The sponsor has no control over where the system places the winners in each category - I am lead to believe it is simply based on when the poems were submitted to the contest:-) Had some great entries and am honoured you joined in as I know you don't submit to many contests:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/29/2015 4:42:00 PM

There was some really great entries, Jan! Hats off to Carrie... obviously the winner of winners! Thanks for my placement dear dear Jan... will probably enter your next one!!! Many thanks again sis! Love ya, dear sis, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/27/2015 8:24:00 AM

Back on a roll again... Our LimmerJack, is on a roll again... Dancing with his friends... Yes, our LimmerJack is back on the road again... Straight from Willie Nelson... Hey it fit!... You know?

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:20:00 PM

Is Willie still alive? If he is, he must be 100! LOL xxx

Nandita Das

Date: 4/26/2015 9:19:00 PM

Hahaha. Simply superb. I predict this the winner. Poet Laureate of limericks. #7

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 9:27:00 PM

Thanks for your kind words, my dear Nandita, but it's not a done deal! You guys are sweet! Hugs, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/26/2015 6:54:00 PM

Btw, a 7 and winning wishes for you, dear Santa! :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 7:08:00 PM

Watched a documentary on TV about this women, Kim Ramsey, who experiences this phenomenon! This one woman that was featured had something like 100 orgasms a day! Obviously, if can become quite a difficult! Go to www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/kim-ramsey-100-orgasms-a-day_n_1833015.html Maybe I shouldn't have made fun of it... oh well! Hugs, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/26/2015 6:53:00 PM

lol! won't that make things a little complicated for the young lady? full body erogenous zone....! hahaah! Good evening Jack/Jake. since when did you change your alias? :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 9:29:00 PM

LOL!!!!

Tim Smith

Date: 4/26/2015 6:15:00 PM

I think I just read the winner....I bow down to the master

Tim Smith
Date: 4/26/2015 6:34:00 PM

That is correct.... I entered but don't expect anything

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/26/2015 6:29:00 PM

You are too kind my good friend! Hope I entered correctly... it's my first! Not a contest person usually but many people kept bugging me to enter! Oh well... whatever will be, will be! Jake