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For Contest Blew Her Mind

Knew a young lady named Joan
Had a full body erogenous zone
Just shaking her hand
Blew her whistle and
Her face turned a deep crimson tone

humorouslimerick

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Laura Breidenthal

May 1, 2015 at 6:32 AM

Wow!!! Hilarious poem, Jack heehee, also, a late congratulations on your super win! You're always a winner to me. Always, Laura <3

Jack Ellison

May 1, 2015 at 6:46 AM

Awwwwwww! You make my toes curl!!!! Love, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

April 30, 2015 at 8:10 PM

Congrats, dear Santa! So, does this mean you'll be joining more humorous themed contests? *drumrolling for fanfare*...And the answer is....! HUgs! Kim :) PS. did you get to read the tributes for you by John Williams and Eve Carter? Wow...tributes left and right, eh?

Jack Ellison

April 30, 2015 at 8:45 PM

Holy crap! What's going on!!! Just checked out John's and checked out Eve''s earlier! WOWSERS! Love ya dear Kimmie! I'm blown away! xxxxx

Casarah Nance

April 30, 2015 at 5:37 PM

Oh my my! I don't know if that would be a good or bad thing! grats on your win

Jack Ellison

April 30, 2015 at 5:46 PM

Thank you sweet Casarah! Methinks bad... how would she ever be able to concentrate on the task at hand! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Nandita Das

April 29, 2015 at 11:57 PM

This was really good. Congratulations on your win.

Jack Ellison

April 30, 2015 at 7:03 AM

Thanks a bunch dear Nandita! You are very kind... hugs, Jack xxx

Andrea Dietrich

April 29, 2015 at 11:19 PM

Funny one and I see it is based on a true story. I saw a tv show about something like this. Congrats.

Jack Ellison

April 30, 2015 at 7:03 AM

How difficult that must be... guess it's way too much of a good thing!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Eve Roper

April 29, 2015 at 7:09 PM

Hahaah..! Funny :~) Congratulations on your wonderful win.

Jack Ellison

April 29, 2015 at 7:29 PM

Actually a true story! Guess it was too funny for her... or was it!!!! Thank you dear Eve... love and hugs, Jack xxx

Skat A

April 29, 2015 at 5:24 PM

HI JACK, I LIKE LIMERICKS... ESPECIALLY THE FUNNY ENTRIES... Congratulations...... SKAT LOVE

Jack Ellison

April 29, 2015 at 5:26 PM

Thank you my dear! Much appreciated... there were some really fun entries! Hugs, Jack xxx

Poet Destroyer A

April 29, 2015 at 4:54 PM

Jack, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick Win.... LINDA

Jack Ellison

April 29, 2015 at 5:05 PM

I am honoured... there was some really humorous entries! Thank you dear Linda!!! Hugs, Jack xxx

Jan Allison

April 29, 2015 at 3:57 PM

Oh Jack I am so pleased to see you enter my first contest - many congrats on your 2nd place win:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison

April 29, 2015 at 5:43 PM

The sponsor has no control over where the system places the winners in each category - I am lead to believe it is simply based on when the poems were submitted to the contest:-) Had some great entries and am honoured you joined in as I know you don't submit to many contests:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

April 29, 2015 at 4:42 PM

There was some really great entries, Jan! Hats off to Carrie... obviously the winner of winners! Thanks for my placement dear dear Jan... will probably enter your next one!!! Many thanks again sis! Love ya, dear sis, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

April 27, 2015 at 8:24 AM

Back on a roll again... Our LimmerJack, is on a roll again... Dancing with his friends... Yes, our LimmerJack is back on the road again... Straight from Willie Nelson... Hey it fit!... You know?

Jack Ellison

April 27, 2015 at 3:20 PM

Is Willie still alive? If he is, he must be 100! LOL xxx

Nandita Das

April 26, 2015 at 9:19 PM

Hahaha. Simply superb. I predict this the winner. Poet Laureate of limericks. #7

Jack Ellison

April 26, 2015 at 9:27 PM

Thanks for your kind words, my dear Nandita, but it's not a done deal! You guys are sweet! Hugs, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

April 26, 2015 at 6:54 PM

Btw, a 7 and winning wishes for you, dear Santa! :)

Jack Ellison

April 26, 2015 at 7:08 PM

Watched a documentary on TV about this women, Kim Ramsey, who experiences this phenomenon! This one woman that was featured had something like 100 orgasms a day! Obviously, if can become quite a difficult! Go to www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/kim-ramsey-100-orgasms-a-day_n_1833015.html Maybe I shouldn't have made fun of it... oh well! Hugs, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

April 26, 2015 at 6:53 PM

lol! won't that make things a little complicated for the young lady? full body erogenous zone....! hahaah! Good evening Jack/Jake. since when did you change your alias? :)

Jack Ellison

April 26, 2015 at 9:29 PM

LOL!!!!

Tim Smith

April 26, 2015 at 6:15 PM

I think I just read the winner....I bow down to the master

Tim Smith

April 26, 2015 at 6:34 PM

That is correct.... I entered but don't expect anything

Jack Ellison

April 26, 2015 at 6:29 PM

You are too kind my good friend! Hope I entered correctly... it's my first! Not a contest person usually but many people kept bugging me to enter! Oh well... whatever will be, will be! Jake

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