Short Wok Poems

In
a wok
chopped & fried-
fresh parsley and
chive...

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Red digital clock
Greasy electronic wok
Instrumental rock

By Robb A. Kopp...

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we went out
for japanese
but she said
the sushi chef
was Chinese
ho
lee
chit...

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Who's new at the CIA?
It's t-rump's mad clone Mike Pompeii
Oh - how we do cry
We're in a wok stir fry
While they claim it's a tasty soufflé...

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A Viet Cong cook with a wok
Was stir-frying rice for his folk
But when Putin spoke
His eyes filled with smoke
The Devil just tagged his own bloke!...

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River Wok

whiskered water cats
caught and cleaned in fresh fillet
sizzling river wok


John G. Lawless
8/27/2014
For PD’s River Walk(?) contest...

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With a wok, they cook some great delights.
There they are slaving during days and nights.
Their menu has great variety.
Pork, beef, chicken, and shrimp all look great to me.
You are in for a treat without a doubt
when you go for some CHINESE TAKEOUT...

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gotta go to work
work work work wok work work work work work work work
gotta go to work
work work work work work work work work work work work
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work work work work work
gotta go to work
work work work work wok work 
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gotta go to work 
repeatedly, until u want to stop...

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Wok

Main utensil
In kitchen

Fry and steam
All the food
The family eats

Meat and fish fry
All types of vegetables
Add a little oil
Fast stir fry cooking

There are tons of recipes
Oriental dishes are so famous
For generations, it is tradition
Many favorites can be cooked
Right in your own kitchen.
...

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Oh, how I love all beans
Not a one, I could refuse
Boiled baked or fried
Any way you want to choose
Put them in a salad
Bake them in a crock
Mix them all together
Then toss them in a wok
But there's one that very special
Magical you see
It's my loving wife
The only humanbean for me

Date 01/05/2015   by   JT Curtis...

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May 25th, 2001.

Crystalline rocks,
Kept on dresser.
Fluid in a tiny wok,
Removes all the stressors.

May 27th, 2001.

On windows they knock,
On display, prone on plush carpet.
Body pulses with shock,
With white chalk,
On the floor,
They mark it.

He pushed the needle deeper,
He cut his strings.
In the end...

Everyone else screamed.


04/08/13...

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DON'T EAT HIS CHINESE... TAKE IT AWAY!



There was a young man from Bangkok
Who loves eating fluff from his sock
He says fluff tastes scrummy,
and it lines my tummy 
He cooks it when using his wok!


Inspired by
Traditional Limerick Contest
now removed from contest


Syllables 8,8,6,6,8

4/9/18...

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only me to take a wok of sauté or call it a walk
the streets of brooklyn very silent I made sure
left right two feet and a foot up my ass
but two hands do the talking of a name
every one call me when they see such piercing
I left my beau and arrow with papoose in a taxi
of yellow or green and hubber anon a mouse
the middle finger say thank you for the smoke...

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I-nvolvement in a noble work 
M-akes one feel satisfied; 
M-indful of others' welfare 
E-ven during day's high tide. 
R-ighteous and noble work 
S-eem near to faithful and true; 
I-nterest of the humble heart 
O-pens life for a start that's 
N-ew. 

D-o it with honest spirit, 
A-iming to toil not just for perk; 
Y-es, the primary purpose is to fulfill the noble wok....

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Determined is the USA
Who thinks they understand the Ukraine!

They knew Sanctions did not prevent a thing!
They said, “More dead tonight ,sure-thing.”

“Thank you, very much,’ The USA President said,
“Rationing will work”, and took his new kitty to bed.

The streets with blood were flowing red.
Rationing does not wok, I heard it said!



                  2-25-2022...

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It is as American as crackers and cheese.
So many people believe it is Chinese.
Cook meat or shrimp in a wok that is very nice.
Serve it with lots of veggies and white rice.
If you travel to places such as Shanghai or Beijing,
most of the people living there never heard of such a thing
A Chinese restaurant is the only place you will see
this famous dish of great popularity.
You can find it on a menu in either column A or column B
This item is known to all as “Chop Suey”...

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