Short Weeny Poems

itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...

She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse...

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Folks stare  
He’s bare!

No smalls 
Cold balls!

Chilly
Willy

Teeny
Weeny

Dinky
Winkie

Fig leaf 
Relief!

03~20~17...

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It seems Scott was just a bit silly
The North Pole is ever so chilly
He’s gone for a burton
And you can be certain
He died with a very small Willy...

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Wearing just mask, gloves and a Yankees cap
The POTUS went shopping, caused quite a flap
   Bought himself a small gift
   Ever practicing thrift ~
A teeny-weeny bikini, sans straps...

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Dee wore a teeny weeny bikini
All guys on the beach whistled her keenly
She caused hullabaloo
As it was a see-through 
And green-eyed gals swore at Dee obscenely....

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Listen to poem:

To tread lightly on Planet Earth
To dive in with a tiny weeny splash
To cover your cough and not foul the air with smoke
To ardently proclaim earth's preservation
   is an altruistic axiomatic asseveration to Gaia....

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It's been a floundering faith
Permitting teeny-weeny things that matter
But remembering the wonders of the Cross
The guiltless Son crushed by my guilt
I look to His blood-stained body
With tears seeking for the flaming faith....

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Teeny Weeny Little Star
Now I know what you are

Why you live so high 
Up above in the sky

Why you shine in the night
Like a Diamond bright

Will come to see you soon
After I've been to  the moon

Teeny Weeny Little Star
Now I know what you are....

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The tiny weeny bug trekking upon my screen,
For the light he is keen
Not bothered by a random commercial
Continues on in a circle.
Many people are like you little bug
Think it’s natural to do
Around and round and round
If only we knew-
Would we do the things we do?...

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WET POOCH
Soggy
Doggy

A SLEEPY BEAGLE
Droopy
Snoopy

PEDIGREED DOG
Real Fine
Canine

NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
Yipper
Nipper

A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
Sheeny
Weeny

A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
Moxie
Dachsy

A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Crabby
Labby...

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[A little spin off from my ‘Freezer Mice’ range]

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Man’s earliest ancestor was a teeny weeny shrew
It poked its nose in everything as it went fro and to
It picked a fight with everyone that came within its range
And all that I can say to that is, ‘some things never change’...

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 The beauty on the beach was indiscreet 
Some would say that she was a tasty treat
Her teeny weeny
Peep through bikini
Made all the girls cry as they couldn’t compete.

As for the guys, beady eyes opened wide
The beauty then took them all by surprise
Her balloons went pop
Then her thong dropped off
The beauty had nothing to hide but pride....

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Cowboy Howdy the Clown still goes
To town with ten little shoes on his toes
Purple hair and a square blue nose
Ten grey flowers for Cimarron Rose
An itty bitty teeny weeny cowboy hat 
Vaquero chaps and a little dogies tat
A plug of chaw and a lariat
Two six-shooters and a shoulder rat
He sure looks silly; he sure looks strange
And he's looking for his home on the range....

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The ricefields at the
roadsides were gone.
I didn’t notice when
they started to fade.

I felt empty and sick,
as sad as dark dawn,
when I saw the flock
of teeny weeny birds,

chasing each other
going to the direction
where four squares
rice paddies located.

If green grains evanesced,
where should they go
to find food when even gardens
turned into buildings too?...

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Listen to poem:

break a wishbone
you end up with the small half of the split

it's suppose to be fifty - fifty odds 
still we all know a very few of the people 
a teeny weeny portion of the population 
own the lion share of all the wealth

like bats without radar 
we fly blind
spend our days 
dreaming 
of the larger piece 
of the wishbone

here's the rub 
the turkey's already been skinned clean


Mar. 2 2016
armand ...

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Today I saw The Zunzuncito 
for the very first time,
For such a tiny bird
I write this little rythme.

The smallest bird in the world,
The fly bird, bee bird, elf.
Has brought me a little joy
Deep within myself.

Species of the hummingbird 
Wingspans near inch or two,
For all the teeny-weeny aves
Excites me so I woo…

The Zunzuncito  we are blessed to have 
In this amazing world we share,
Another beauty from our God
So delicate and rare....

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Teeny tiny, itsy bitsy
Creepy crawling critters
Jumpy people just don’t likem
They give them all the jitters

Grass Hopper and Praying Mantis
To the flying hard shell bug. 
Worms that squirm and maggots
To the slippery slimey slug

So if you see an itsy bitsy
Or just a teeny weeny.
Or a slippery slimey
Or maybe a squirmy squeemy

Just say hello, how do you do.
Then quietly walk away
They’ll be forever in your debt
Till you meet another day....

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I have a confession to make 
I have a teeny, weeny
slightly crazy 
morbid fascination with serial killers 
There I said it 
Judge me all you want 
But that won't stop me from 
Fangirling over charles manson 
Watching rerun upon rerun of 
hannibal 
When I tell my mum I'm finishing my homework 
At 3 o'clock at night 


But not to worry 
Cause on second thought 
I happen to think there just maybe a 
teeny, weeny 
slightly crazy inkling of truth 
to that statement...

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