Short Veggie Poems

healthy veggie isle
sweets- quick trip to dentist
smelly fish cases...

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homemade veggie soup
and a grilled cheese sandwich
warming white winter...

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I so hate asparagus
and those brussels sprouts.
I only need to smell them
to reinforce my doubts....

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I wonder:
is one man's ballad
invalid
word salad
or a plant-based substitute
for veggie palates?
...

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Vegans deliver "praise-me" talks
And brag about their healthy walks
They all spout facts
But watch their backs
Because they know celery stalks!...

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Crimson juice poured unto it
Cheddar toppings dripped
Scent of spice with veggie meat
Cooked slow, garnish neat
Macaroni treat
My Birthday
Gift!...

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charlotte carrot is her name

though shes not the one to blame

for a grocer came to town

and in greeting lacked a noun

so a veggie brought her fame.
...

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A baked potato smothered
In veggie chili
Some extra sharp cheddar cheese
Throw peppers and chives
On the top, sour cream
Steaming hot
Joy!...

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Fluffy bread topped with green beans,
Tomato wheels and 
Button mushrooms and spears of
Asparagus and
Monty jack blanket
Is just too
Grand....

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cartoon character's 
favorite veggie is off
the market.  oh drat!


--  This is for all of us who like spinach and can't eat it until the E. Coli
outbreak has been fixed....

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Chopped celery carrots and
Peas; corn, green beans, too,
Add garlic and herbs, spinach
So nice; salt and some
Pepper, veggie stock
Some rice, cook
Wow!...

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Charlie
That's Me

Detects
Suspects

Here's Clue
For Flu

Veggie
Suey

Ban Food
No Good

You Do
Flu Through

My Fee
Chablis

Glug Glug
Chug Chug...

So Long
Drink Gone...

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Donald Trump's been eating like a vegan
He's taking his cues from Ronald Reagan
   Who said ketchup's a veggie
   And while that's kind of edgy
Trump wants all the votes of the collegians
'...

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So many boys just cannot stand carrots
Orange veggie sticks for them have no merit
   But as their eyesight declines
   Their taste buds get more refined
Orange eye candy's sweet ~ They can stare at it...

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For Jan’s contest

Poor old Sparky suffered bad from the runs
Always eating quorn rings with veggie buns
Never once would he chew meat 
Mushrooms grew on his loo seat
Now uses bean bags to dump his gross tons...

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It seems that the beef
In Stans veggie beef soup.
Has gone the same way
As most pork and beans do.
So, that is to say
There isn't much of either.
Yet,  that's just my view
But the price has grown steeper.
...

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Wiggzy Wormzy
Burrowing
Saying neighbourly hies
As he writhed
From top to bottom
Of the veggie garden

Wiggzy Wormzy
Waving
Sharing friendly hi-fives
As he cantilevered
From leaf to roof
Of the veggie garden...

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Carrots... a great veggie when you're famished
Especially if you want to stay hungry and not become blimpish
Carrots are not my fav
In fact, carrots I never crave
Could get along without em even if from the kitchen they vanished...

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Digging for diamonds
Excited, over joyed
Here? dig here
This is a garden

Oh! look what
Beautiful foliage
The tops are so lacy
Like a fern

This is a veggie
Garden, "Right?"
Dig now here
Well so I dug 

This beautiful
Colorful root
Began to appear
Carrots???...

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Sweet, sweet, can't be beat
What a treat, love to eat
Veggie meat, cookie sheet
Oats and wheat down the street.

Take a seat off your feet
Here to greet friends from Crete
Cuban Pete in the sleet
Areet pleat, neat, petite.

The elite ocean fleet
No defeat, no retreat
Never cheat, just compete
I entreat my parakeet....

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~Tranquility~
 
Cozy and hot outside!
Two symbols of these worlds collide

Eluding eclipse effect and becomes worldwide,
Sinking every lover's heart from the inside 

Unhappy endings, one massive clutch-less ride
Emotions fly, like a veggie glide.
 
Under this new moon and sun's high tide.
God, must have a new evil plan set aside!

:)...

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Words burnt in my brain,
Times not to come again,'
Of long lost childhood,
Things motherly-good?
"Go and play!" 
That's all she'd say,
In a big back yard,
Veggie patch too hard,
Mud pies we played,
Fun times stayed,
Boy, was there trouble!
Fled on the double,
"Go and play!" 
That's all she'd say,
Long lost childhood, 
Things maternal--good?...

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Nothing really hits the spot
like fresh-made veggie dip.
All those green and crunchy things;
it really is a trip.

There are always mushrooms, too,
to add a little zest.
Of course, they don't really crunch,
but I like them best.

I make my dip with sour cream
then add the mayonnaise,
garlic, onion and fresh chive;
it really does amaze.

9/2/16...

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Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old

Fateful
Plateful

For Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (Feb 23)' Poetry Contest...

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I was thinking - why do we eat turkey ?
The history of it is just quirky,
eat veggie pizza, why not;
home made- from the oven hot,
why not forget about gobblers perky !

Oh, turkeys run, run as fast as you can,
or you will be roasting in a big pan:
flap your pretty long feathers,
run, no matter the weathers;
keeping your head- feet and all ...is the plan !...

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