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To Poop Or Not To Poop

For Jan’s contest Poor old Sparky suffered bad from the runs Always eating quorn rings with veggie buns Never once would he chew meat Mushrooms grew on his loo seat Now uses bean bags to dump his gross tons

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/15/2023 11:27:00 AM

Oh my David - a fun write. You really have to watch that quorn! Congratulation on your runny, errrr, funny win! :)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/23/2023 1:12:00 PM

I'm with you there David. Beef, diverse venison, and the occasional pork. And mushrooms are great with anything! LOL

David Kavanagh
Date: 7/15/2023 2:46:00 PM

Yuk cannot stand quorn! It’s gotta be beef all the way, with a few fried mushrooms lol, cheers David

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:36:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Dave

David Kavanagh
Date: 7/7/2023 1:44:00 AM

Thank you Andrea, all in the name of fun, cheers David

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/4/2023 4:27:00 PM

Congratulations David!

David Kavanagh
Date: 7/5/2023 12:43:00 AM

Thank you Anaya, all a bit of fun, cheers David

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 4:08:00 PM

absolutely fabulous david, you made me lol:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh
Date: 7/5/2023 12:42:00 AM

Thank you Jan, I’m delighted to share in the bathroom honours, cheers David

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 6/27/2023 6:35:00 AM

Ew! Fabulously ew LOL! Jan bringing out the poopiest in all of us. ;D, xomo!

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/27/2023 8:23:00 AM

As they say better out than in, Jan has the right idea, and I second that motion, all puns absolutely intended, cheers David

Terry Flood

Date: 6/26/2023 7:04:00 AM

I resent the implication that us quorn-aholics do gross tons… oh oh… gotta go! Great fun, David.

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/26/2023 10:29:00 AM

Not good for the constitution Terry, or do you still have one in the UK, they really are trying to make people swallow some unsavoury stuff! Cheers David

I Am Anaya

Date: 6/24/2023 7:08:00 PM

Not bad, seen some really gross-ones, funny as heck--they don't make me laugh but better are the grossest--heavy is better, like heavy metal. Yours a medium-light. Having loads of fun with them-eh b0l!

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/26/2023 10:26:00 AM

I’ll be over to check your one out in a bit Terry, not literally to go through the contents, more just to read your Limerick!

Terry Flood
Date: 6/26/2023 7:02:00 AM

Oh dear, judging by this conversation, I stand no hope… my entry could have been written by a nun!

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/25/2023 1:20:00 AM

This one is definitely gross in the allusive sense Anaya, if not in the explicit, oh I could’ve gone for trash/death metal, but this one needed a little balance, like a good healthy diet lol, cheers David

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 6/24/2023 10:08:00 AM

Quit laughable, David. Best for a win.

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/24/2023 10:53:00 AM

Thanks Victor, laughable and lamentable, depending on where one is sitting, cheers David

Lin Lane

Date: 6/24/2023 9:37:00 AM

That is hilariously disgusting and Jan will love it! Poor Old Sparky does seem to have lots of issues.

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/24/2023 10:51:00 AM

He has issues upon issues Lin, but very little tissues, and no doubt is running low on beanbags, thanks for your vote of confidence, cheers David

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/24/2023 6:04:00 AM

That thought of mushrooms growing on his loo seat…ooh…lol

David Kavanagh
Date: 6/24/2023 6:38:00 AM

I know it is pretty gross Kim, I’m hoping that’s what Jan wanted lol! Cheers David