Short Nursery Poems
Short Nursery Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nursery by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nursery by length and keyword.
Steaming tea pots help a lot
When troubles come your way
Simply pour a cup
Rest and look up
Giving your troubles away
Cheesy fries hot
Cheesy fries cold
Some like them hot
Some like them cold
Cheesy fries in the fridge
Nine months old
there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
his moniker came
he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory
Three wise men of Gotham
Went to sea in a bowl:
Their wisdom was a misconception
They died and that’s natural selection
Form:
You shouldn't poke at monkeys
unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved --
your fingers bitten off.
Pelican Bay
My rookery home
Nursery rocks oil covered
Parents dressed in black
Pinching nickels for the cause
of selling bottles for the law
Deposits money into kids
and makes them candy for the awws
For fame, young Zackery thought:
a train hop TikTok shot!
He struck his head
and wound up dead.
Now, damages are sought.
See a pin, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have good luck.
See a pin, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have a pin
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Tom is happy to see
The hog of a dog napping
The sign says beware
Feline’s do not care
Throwing rocks at that dog laughing
Willpower is hard to brake, so do not be a fake, do not jump in the lake
but have a piece of cake and you have to stay awake.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And there she broke her water
She laid down
Upon the ground
And bore them both a daughter
Hey fiddledy dee
A sailor’s life for me
Hey fiddledy aye
We sail at break of day
Hey fiddledy dum
Our trip is all done
tutelary
adjective TOO-tuh-lair-ee
1 : having the guardianship of a person or a thing
2 : of or relating to a guardian
Cat cat wear your cap,
Cat cat go catch a rat.
Cat cat paws to tap,
Cat cat can you rap?
Cat cat now take your nap.
A nursery rhyme’s never been writ
That I couldn’t read into it
A whole nother story
Maybe sexy or gory
That I could expand on a bit
Mary, Mary quite contrary
This is what I want to know
With an Adams apple
And the razors dapple
Are you really a girl, yes or no?
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Little Dieter, pork pie eater,
Had a sow and couldn't feed her,
Ground her up with sweet potatoes
Eats the pies all night and dayo.
Slick little Billy Willy
Smirked at Silly Hilly
Thinking they’d have fun
When the school days done
Playing house at Auntie Milly’s
It’s paining, it’s boring
The children are all snoring
They got out of bed
To school they did head
The teaching they find abhorring
Pinocchio why do you
Continue to lie all the time
Knowing that when you do
Your nose just grows and grows
Until it gets cut off
A vampire known as Good Prince Harry
Set his fangs on the Virgin Mary
He took one bite
And saw the light
Combusting in the cemetery
Mother Goose met Dr. Zeuss
They circled each other for a while
Mrs. Goose lunged for his caboose
He tickled her wit, then smiled
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And killed the man from the income tax
When she saw what she had done,
She went off to kill another one
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It's raining; it's pouring.
The old man is snoring.
We should have changed but instead,
We didn’t and we’ll all be dead by morning
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