Short Up To The Hilt Poems
Short Up To The Hilt Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Up To The Hilt by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Up To The Hilt by length and keyword.
Highland Fling
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
Is it Fruit of the Loom?
Is it nuthin'?
When it's cold does he cover himself with a quilt?
How much good Gaelic blood has been spilt
'cause he buried his Wee Willie up to the hilt
In a fair colleen's warm married muffin?
Author's note: Dear reader, after reading Linda Alice Fowler's delightful limerick "Kilt Atilt", I felt inspired to go into my archives and dig up this old chestnut....
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Categories:
up to the hilt, humor,
Form:
Light Verse