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Birthday Girl

Birthdays are a ***** I don't want to get old that's true. Rows of wrinkles like a shar pei Thinning hair looking sort of blue. Heart and Hearing not as they once were Droopy boobs like udders on a cow, All your joints are wearing out Your hips and knees are new ones now.. Going to the loo is a timely nuisance In your bladder you no more trust. Remembering to note the toilet areas Liners in your panties are a must . Penned 27 August 2014

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/15/2016 10:15:00 PM

SEREN, congratulations on your win!!! XOX ~LINDA~

Hansteven Selfa

Date: 1/12/2016 8:08:00 AM

Seren, congratulations on the win!

Jan Allison

Date: 1/10/2016 2:30:00 PM

oh so good to read this humourus poem again Seren congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts
Date: 1/10/2016 9:33:00 PM

Thx Jan glad it brought a smile....Seren

Jean Mcloughlin

Date: 1/10/2016 2:21:00 PM

Many congrats on your acrostic win Seren! From Jean

Seren Roberts
Date: 1/10/2016 9:37:00 PM

Hello Jean thank you for stopping by....Seren

Seren Roberts
Date: 1/10/2016 9:34:00 PM

Kim Merryman

Date: 1/9/2016 8:42:00 PM

A humorous look at future realities. If only it weren't so! Congrats on your placement, Seren! Love, Kim

James Inman

Date: 1/9/2016 4:13:00 PM

Blushing and smiling Seren.

Seren Roberts
Date: 1/10/2016 9:38:00 PM

Why? ...Seren

Skat A

Date: 1/9/2016 3:48:00 PM

Seren, Congrats on your ACROSTIC POEM... SKAT

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/8/2016 11:22:00 PM

nice

Lu Loo

Date: 1/8/2016 9:33:00 PM

Congrats on your placement :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/8/2016 9:09:00 PM

Oh, Seren, this is SO GREAT. It was so comical. Though I was not really looking for funny, I just had to give this one a fairly high placement because it really struck my funny bones. Congrats in my contest. And I see that I saw this one back in Aug. haha. I was thinking maybe Jan had written it!!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2014 9:32:00 PM

hahaha. OMG, I hope you are not YET describing yourself, sweetie pie. I got some wrinkles now blooming that are starting to worry me and I'm gonna try to get on retin A or something. I am halfway there to some of this other stuff. hahaha. Good one.

Seren Roberts
Date: 8/29/2014 10:22:00 PM

No lol Andrea but I keep checking....Seren

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 8/29/2014 1:02:00 AM

getting old has its downside but then there are all those great discounts. this was a lot of fun thank you.

Seren Roberts
Date: 8/29/2014 2:06:00 AM

Lol I tried to think of all the things I hear people talk about....Seren

Jan Allison

Date: 8/27/2014 5:32:00 AM

Simply hilarious Seren. can I relate to it - sadly yes in some parts LOL:-) hugs Jan xxx

Seren Roberts
Date: 8/27/2014 6:02:00 AM

Glad it made you giggle, was fun to write. I found it hard to think of a word or words to do an acrostic. Thanks for commenting....Seren

Tim Smith

Date: 8/27/2014 3:49:00 AM

Haha....thanks for the early birthday gift....just wait til you get old like me....hugs Tim

Seren Roberts
Date: 8/27/2014 6:00:00 AM

When is it your birthday Tim? You a Virgo. I am a Libra cos its end of Sept. Glad it made you smile.....Seren