Seren Roberts Poet Acrostic

Birthday Girl

Birthdays are a *****
I don't want to get old that's true.
Rows of wrinkles like a shar pei
Thinning hair looking sort of blue.
Heart and Hearing not as they once were
Droopy boobs like udders on a cow,
All your joints are wearing out
Your hips and knees are new ones now..

Going to the loo is a timely nuisance
In your bladder you no more trust. 
Remembering to note the toilet areas
Liners in your panties are a must .


Penned 27 August 2014

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Poet Destroyer A January 15, 2016 at 10:15 PM SEREN, congratulations on your win!!! XOX ~LINDA~

Hansteven Selfa January 12, 2016 at 8:08 AM Seren, congratulations on the win!

Jan Allison January 10, 2016 at 2:30 PM oh so good to read this humourus poem again Seren congrats:-) hugs Jan xx Seren Roberts January 10, 2016 at 9:33 PM Thx Jan glad it brought a smile....Seren

Jean Mcloughlin January 10, 2016 at 2:21 PM Many congrats on your acrostic win Seren! From Jean Seren Roberts January 10, 2016 at 9:37 PM Hello Jean thank you for stopping by....Seren Seren Roberts January 10, 2016 at 9:34 PM

Kim Merryman January 9, 2016 at 8:42 PM A humorous look at future realities. If only it weren't so! Congrats on your placement, Seren! Love, Kim

James Inman January 9, 2016 at 4:13 PM Blushing and smiling Seren. Seren Roberts January 10, 2016 at 9:38 PM Why? ...Seren

Skat A January 9, 2016 at 3:48 PM Seren, Congrats on your ACROSTIC POEM... SKAT

Poet Destroyer A January 8, 2016 at 11:22 PM nice

Beautiful Scars January 8, 2016 at 9:33 PM Congrats on your placement :)

Andrea Dietrich January 8, 2016 at 9:09 PM Oh, Seren, this is SO GREAT. It was so comical. Though I was not really looking for funny, I just had to give this one a fairly high placement because it really struck my funny bones. Congrats in my contest. And I see that I saw this one back in Aug. haha. I was thinking maybe Jan had written it!!!

Andrea Dietrich August 29, 2014 at 9:32 PM hahaha. OMG, I hope you are not YET describing yourself, sweetie pie. I got some wrinkles now blooming that are starting to worry me and I'm gonna try to get on retin A or something. I am halfway there to some of this other stuff. hahaha. Good one. Seren Roberts August 29, 2014 at 10:22 PM No lol Andrea but I keep checking....Seren

Maurice Yvonne August 29, 2014 at 1:02 AM getting old has its downside but then there are all those great discounts. this was a lot of fun thank you. Seren Roberts August 29, 2014 at 2:06 AM Lol I tried to think of all the things I hear people talk about....Seren

Jan Allison August 27, 2014 at 5:32 AM Simply hilarious Seren. can I relate to it - sadly yes in some parts LOL:-) hugs Jan xxx Seren Roberts August 27, 2014 at 6:02 AM Glad it made you giggle, was fun to write. I found it hard to think of a word or words to do an acrostic. Thanks for commenting....Seren

Tim Smith August 27, 2014 at 3:49 AM Haha....thanks for the early birthday gift....just wait til you get old like me....hugs Tim Seren Roberts August 27, 2014 at 6:00 AM When is it your birthday Tim? You a Virgo. I am a Libra cos its end of Sept. Glad it made you smile.....Seren