Short Tone Deaf Poems
Short Tone Deaf Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tone Deaf by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tone Deaf by length and keyword.
Clerihew Yeats
William Butler Yeats
respected as one of the greats Awarded
Awarded a Nobel prize
being tone deaf is a surprise...
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Categories:
tone deaf, people, poetry,
Form:
Clerihew
She Lacks All Common Sense
Second Lady, Karen Pence
Surely lacks all common sense
Teaching at a private Christian school
She's just so tone-deaf; it's so un-cool...
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Categories:
tone deaf, christian, perspective, satire, school,
Form:
Clerihew
'hef' --- Tone-Deaf
Hugh Hefner, also known as 'Hef'
To most females was quite tone-deaf
He recast grown women as fawning bunnies
Who drooled over his scantily-clad wad of money...
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Categories:
tone deaf, money, obituary, women,
Form:
Clerihew
A Tone-Deaf Woman
A tone-deaf woman in Tucumcari
made a wish to sing like a canary
Her perpetual sadness
has now turned to gladness
It’s just eat, tweet and be merry!
2/12/22...
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Categories:
tone deaf, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
It's Show Time
Stan wants to be an Entertainer, however he's tone deaf and has two left feet
10-9-16
Contest: Funny One Liner
Sponsor: Silent One...
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Categories:
tone deaf, humorous,
Form:
Monoku
Bird Band
Happy nuthatch taps
Drumming his special rhythm
On my dogwood tree
Robin provides melody
Tone deaf bluejay acts annoyed
written June 19, 2021...
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Categories:
tone deaf, bird, nature,
Form:
Senryu
Tone Deaf
TONE DEAF
Blind men searching for a silent sound
amid the cacophonic ruins
of solitude’s deafness.
John G. Lawless
8/7/2014
For PD’s contest
Any poem under 5 lines #1...
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Categories:
tone deaf, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Do You Hear What I Hear, Question Mark
The carol singers at my door,
I greeted them with tone deaf song,
My hand outstretched, they shuffled off:
I didn’t get a quid – what’s wrong?
Do you hear what I hear? For Kim’s Carolling contest...
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Categories:
tone deaf, holiday,
Form:
Quatrain
Mother Did Not Mind
mother did not mind
a kind beauty of passion
and then there was me
singer of night songs
tone deaf to all but to me
the randy cat howls
mated wife, mother
baker of red cherry pies
one in the oven...
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Categories:
tone deaf, caregiving, childhood, life, mother
Form:
Senryu
Age Old
This is an age-old complaint,
About singers who ain't such saints,
Younger music sounds like trash,
Our eardrums they do bash,
What makes them so tone deaf,'
Try a new career, catch your breath!...
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Categories:
tone deaf, allusion, appreciation, for teens, music,
Form:
Free verse
The Bells the Bells
An ancient tone-deaf vicar named Fred
His parishioners he loved to wed
When he starts to sing
The bells they would ring…
For his voice would awaken the dead!
Jan Allison
7th April 2016...
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Categories:
tone deaf, age, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Tone-Deaf
tone-deaf
unintelligible
mumblings
escape into the air
like nails spreading
across a chalkboard
causing confused
expressions to spread
across the faces of those
around
break out in an all out
two left footed choreography
the look at me look at me
show has begun...
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Categories:
tone deaf, confusion,
Form:
Lyric
Tone Deaf
tone deaf &
hoping for a break
s/he lifts up their glass &
after dedicating this song s/he’s about to sing
to said celebrated person of the
evening,
s/he belts into a rendition of
something that won’t be recognized
for another 5 years of
round the clock
study @
the Center for Neuroacoustic Research....
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Categories:
tone deaf, life,
Form:
Free verse
Black and White
Sound now
play loud
play soft
low key
high key
please me
shock me
eyes cry
laugh loud
sing out
tune mad
tone deaf
don't care
scream shout
sharp soft
sound off
sound on
run round
up down
dance round
great time
crowd cheer
shout more
thank you
Nick Cave
contest entry image one piano keys...
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Categories:
tone deaf, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Benighted
The chosen
tone deaf
to their fortune
Musicians
their heads
in the sand
The roadies
eat pizza
still frozen
While Angels
play bass
in the band
Indulgence
the pick
on their fretboard
Entranced
by the lure
of the bong
Benighted
the riffs
play without them
Not going
or coming
— just gone
(The New Room: March, 2024)
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Categories:
tone deaf, music,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
tone deaf, depression,
Form:
Free verse
Canary On a Limb
One sunny afternoon amid a snowstorm
appeared a lovely rainbow.
A canary on a limb chirped a sweet tune,
but he had no voice and was tone-deaf.
The small blind hound below witnessed
the whole show.
If you doubt the story, call up the deaf
mouse that’s studying to be a chef.
09/07/2021
Contest:Nonsense Rhyme
Sponsor: Charles Messina...
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Categories:
tone deaf, bird,
Form:
Rhyme
Moonlight Concert
MOONLIGHT CONCERT
Moonlight’s song is borrowed, trite.
Unless her echo is lent tune bright
From a golden-voiced source,
Her own cadence is coarse:
It has no life of its own.
Hear the moon, on stage alone
In black magnificence. Her rule
Is of an empty kingdom cool,
With tone-deaf somnolence - unless
Daylight’s king of harmony bless
Her with warm tones of delight :
In songs that wake the night....
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Categories:
tone deaf, imagery, moon,
Form:
Couplet
Turkey Tom's Tiny Tidbits, For Carol
"Anything i can do, you could do better!"
I'm different. I like my sushi well done.
"Sure you're right!...Who cares?"
I'm as wise as a potato chip.
Is it illegal to leave a night-light on in the day?
"If music be the food of love...I'm tone deaf."
So what? I guess my self-confidence made me inferior.
I hired an interior decorator for my refrigerator.
I spend my time figuring out how to spend my time!!
good day , Carol.......
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Categories:
tone deaf, funny, life, people,
Form:
Burlesque
Reality
I'm stuck in a maze… but I see a way out
I'm in quicksand, but I can somehow breathe
I'm blind, but I have twenty, twenty vision
I'm starving but I have enough food
I'm full of hate, but I love everybody
I'm trapped inside my mind but I'm free
I'm an opera singer but I'm tone deaf
I'm a fast runner , but I didn't pass go
Why do I feel this way in the midst of chaos?
Because a positive attitude changes reality
Alexis Y.
5-05-19...
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Categories:
tone deaf, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Trapped
stuck inside these four walls
i pretend to be tone deaf
stubbornly manage to ignore
the incessant dull screams
echoing from deep within
i recognize my muse trapped
crying for freedom of expression
the artist bound and ligatured
itching to be let out of confines
craving to be set free to thrash about
if i ever get out of here
splash some colors wild and loose
drawing free curves and swirls
on canvas of every shape and size
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Posted on June 9, 2019...
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Categories:
tone deaf, art, creation, freedom, imagination, introspection, longing, muse,
Form:
Free verse