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An ancient tone-deaf vicar named Fred His parishioners he loved to wed When he starts to sing The bells they would ring… For his voice would awaken the dead! Jan Allison 7th April 2016

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Date: 4/12/2016 2:25:00 PM
Hi Jan, another limerick out of the top drawer my friend. I do Love these and you do them so masterfully. I would never give them a try for i know my funny is visual. You can do the written funny expertly. This one made me laugh so much. How all these limerick ideas come to you i shall never know but long may they do so Jan. A seven for this gem. Hugs....Jan. XX
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Date: 4/12/2016 2:28:00 PM
Thanks Mike:-) I find limericks such a lovely form to write - am working on a humour book so I will have to remove lots of my poems as they will be going in it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/9/2016 5:13:00 PM
He did not do vocal practice sure. Funny Limerick beautifully penned my lovely friend. Loved always, bl
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Date: 4/9/2016 5:16:00 PM
Thanks as ever BL:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/9/2016 1:30:00 PM
Oh gee We have some very old priests who don't need a microphone due to their tinnitus. .. : )I am enjoying your poetry Jan.
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Date: 4/9/2016 1:33:00 PM
ha ha ha Charma and of course you have an incredible amount of churches in Malta:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/8/2016 6:47:00 PM
You are GREAT with limericks, Jan. I wonder if you have as many as me now!!! I'm gonna see.
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Date: 4/8/2016 11:23:00 PM
Thanks Andrea I really enjoy this form and the humourous style is something that appeals to me:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/8/2016 2:18:00 PM
Lol. Wonderful, Jan. Love it. T.J
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Date: 4/8/2016 5:13:00 PM
Thanks TJ:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 10:23:00 PM
Cute and funny, Jan! I like this :D
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Date: 4/8/2016 2:34:00 AM
Thanks Laura:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 8:59:00 PM
ahhaha. you are sure stacking up a lot of limericks, girlfriend!!
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Date: 4/8/2016 2:33:00 AM
I love writing this form Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 8:57:00 PM
... and probably go back to wishing they WERE dead. LOL! You're one of the true funnies on this site, my friend. Keep spreading the giggles.
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Date: 4/8/2016 2:33:00 AM
Thanks Timothy - I think people were surprised by my dark side for the drugs pic but I am able to turn my pen to subjects other than farting and poop poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 1:59:00 PM
Yipes lol, I know some folks like that.! ;)
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Date: 4/7/2016 2:00:00 PM
LOL Cas:-) and I love the new avatar my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 1:41:00 PM
- ....... o.m.g. what a great singing voice :)))) - love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/7/2016 1:43:00 PM
LOL Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 1:04:00 PM
ohh, my tummy hurts from laughing, jan!.. back home now... enjoyed this!..huggs
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Date: 4/7/2016 1:10:00 PM
Glad I made you smile Nette:-) the image it conjours up is funny:-) hugs Jan x
Date: 4/7/2016 11:52:00 AM
haha...nicely done Jan
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Date: 4/7/2016 11:54:00 AM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 11:44:00 AM
Janex limericka!
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Date: 4/7/2016 11:49:00 AM
Thanks Rajat:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 11:08:00 AM
lol...almost spit my lunch Jan...you should write a book with all your funnies
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Date: 4/7/2016 11:50:00 AM
LOL Tim... this one will be in the book - got lots more to write BUT I will get it published one day:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 9:35:00 AM
Witty Jan does it again:) I had to laugh when I conjured in my mind a picture of your vicar:)) Hugs // paul
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Date: 4/7/2016 9:56:00 AM
Thankfully its pure fiction Paul - would be awful if it were true lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 8:14:00 AM
brill fun piece Jan, really enjoyed this!, have blessed day, Gordon
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Date: 4/7/2016 8:25:00 AM
Thanks Gordon:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 7:50:00 AM
Ha ha, I can always count on you to make me smile!
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Date: 4/7/2016 7:51:00 AM
I try my best Richard:-)If i can raise a smile it makes my job worthwhile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 7:33:00 AM
You awaken my laughter with your wonderful wit Jan.
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Date: 4/7/2016 7:45:00 AM
aww thanks Jean:-)Am working on poems for the book so you will hopefully see a lot more like this lol -I will have to remove them when I finally get it finished but at least i get feedback that I am on the right path:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/7/2016 7:11:00 AM
Hi Jan , great one .
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Date: 4/7/2016 7:14:00 AM
Thanks Ronny:-) hugs Jan xx