Short Thingy Poems

a thingy spinning
seems it takes forever
to upgrade...

Read More

“That’s so cool! The wire thingy!
I have one of those duck tape ones!”
Oh sweet nonsense!...

Read More

lined with lines just so
                  billowing airs rants and woe
                            plumb poetico...

Read More

I walk a fine line with this limerick thingy
So easy to fall off and break my dinghy
Intentions are good
I'd be good if I could
Gonna try real hard if another chance you gimmie...

Read More

Don't get it, this time space continuum thingy
I'm freaked out by this concept as I sit in my dinghy
Just leave me be
No crazy talk for me
Though my knowledge surpasses that of a piggy...

Read More

Don't get it, this time space continuum thingy
I'm freaked out by this concept as I sit in my dinghy
Just leave me be
No crazy talk for me
But my knowledge surely surpasses that of a piggy...

Read More

Know what's one of the most exhilarating things
Scratching your back, so much joy it brings
A “back scratcher” is famed
Pleasure is it's game
Almost pass out as my tender old heart takes wing...

Read More

'

                     wait uh
 
                        um
                i can't say that

               i wuz gonna say
           wait uh cotton pick'n 
                      minute 

                     but then 
                      i didn't

...

Read More

.


          li'l or phan
              annie
                or
             dannie
         had to take 
              a pee



*it's a woke thingy ;)
  Mar 20, 2018 — Phan refers both to a platonic friendship and a hypothetical 
  romantic relationship between the two....

Read More

rofl
did his mom find out?
i bet he felt dum lol
yeah
we're goin 2 c that new Jack Black movie 2morrow
u 2 want to go 2?
brb
the answering thingy said it sta rts at 7:15
o, well let me know if he gets off early then
me 2,
i got a mth test 2 morrow
and i havent studied none
luv u
ttyl...

Read More

Ole Ollie 'twas told to
look and find fun in it.
Irv's lot was just to get
at least a bit of it.
Well Big Bill, y'all know
says he saw some of it.
Fast Freddie famously
he had a run of it.
While Dizzy Don never
really got done with it.
But lucky me, I got
only the best of it.

Some are born into it.
Others go right through it....

Read More

A Chinaman by the name of Wing Lip
Had an accident involving his zip
Talk about bad luck
Got his thingy stuck
Gave it a tug and he felt something rip.

His wife heard shouting and opened the door 
She fainted when she saw it on the floor 
Wing Lip is no fool
Cos minus his tool
Knows he's tiger in the bedroom no more.


Written 7th May 2020...

Read More

there is snow falling all over the ground,
on trees, benches and even a childs head.
snow falls every winter you see,
it brings happyness to some people,
that like to be joyful and jolly.

Snow faling is a feeling for christmas,
 and gets us in the right spirit for the holidays.
snow is such a magical thingy,
and if u just don't believe,
then ask frosty - the snow man- lol...

Read More

The young woman peered into the room
She saw a large legless blind man
Uncovered and naked on the bed
The nurse nudged the woman forward
And warned her not to dawdle
The nurse declared that the man needed a sponge bath
Had the disease of diabetes
Had not taken care of himself
So we have to – take care of him, that is
After a final push, the nurse cautioned the woman
Dear, be careful around his thingy
I do not need this man getting excited...

Read More

No one wants to be Green

Chrisstmas is about greed
consumption
makes sense in a way
even makes dollars
the environment
means someone else has to pay
no sacrifice's for me
save the planet
without my two houses and SUV
not to mention my cool Humve
I have rights
to consume and consume
I love electronics
and the video thingy called Zoom
I get to rant
over and over
stop using those plastic bags
while my jet flies me the world over...

Read More

I couldn’t believe my eyes
My poem plagiarised 
you’re thinking that’s life
but it was on a his thingy site
what pooped me off right
Facebook banned me for life
when I shared it on their site
3 days actually but it don’t rhyme 
my poem is a poor no write
what a moment in my life
I'm on a poor no site

I hope I don’t get in trouble with soup too
in this write now where I’m telling you,
for my pen is known to be rude 
I’m the poor no poet dude!!’...

Read More

I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall

Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty 

I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie

I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great

So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny 

I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all 
I love them long,
I love them short, I love them tall...

Read More