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Wing Lip

A Chinaman by the name of Wing Lip Had an accident involving his zip Talk about bad luck Got his thingy stuck Gave it a tug and he felt something rip. His wife heard shouting and opened the door She fainted when she saw it on the floor Wing Lip is no fool Cos minus his tool Knows he's tiger in the bedroom no more. Written 7th May 2020

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Nancy Kaufman

Date: 10/16/2020 9:34:00 AM

oh my goodness so cute and funny..

Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/16/2020 10:12:00 AM

Thank you very much Nancy, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Gregory Richard Barden

Date: 5/21/2020 10:36:00 AM

LOL This is great, Tom ... I, too, though Limericks were supposed to be bawdy, and this is certainly that, though not offensive in any way. Oh, well - I'm happy to be shown the door with you, my friend! ;o) Blessings!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/21/2020 2:38:00 PM

Thank you Gregory, happy you enjoyed it. The moral of the story never rush answering natures call lol. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 5/15/2020 5:15:00 PM

omg this is so funny but OUCH!! I love the clever word play:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/15/2020 5:32:00 PM

Thanks Jan, wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy lol. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/14/2020 2:44:00 AM

You always make me laugh with your clever and humorous Limericks Tom. Very funny! Thank you and good night! xxoo

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/14/2020 3:02:00 AM

Thank you Connie, happy I gave you a laugh, sleep well, stay safe. Tom

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/12/2020 8:16:00 PM

ihh ohh, that's it for this guy's virility, tom...lol, good job!...huggs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/13/2020 2:19:00 AM

Thanks Nette, I'm sure the surgeons skills made him roar again lol. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/12/2020 5:55:00 PM

OUCHIE!! Good one to leave off on. I am finally caught up at Soup (for the next few moments at least)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/13/2020 2:18:00 AM

Thanks Andrea, buttons were a great invention for sure lol. Tom

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 5/10/2020 10:27:00 PM

funny! I needed a laugh, reminds me of a kid in my sons band camp. had the same trouble and they had to call the paramedics to free him up. about six months ago I interviewed him fir a job. he didn't remember me but I remembered him.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/11/2020 2:58:00 AM

Ouch, he was one lucky kid for sure, you certainly have to keep your mind on the job at hand. Tom

Mark Koplin

Date: 5/9/2020 6:58:00 PM

You are a trip my friend. I almost wet myself. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile. Great limerick

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/10/2020 2:46:00 AM

Thank you Mark, if you need to go take extra care lol. Happy you enjoyed it Tom

John Gondolf

Date: 5/9/2020 10:32:00 AM

Ouch!!! Good one, Tom. Stay safe. John

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/9/2020 10:36:00 AM

Thanks John, I think many have come close to a mishap. Buttons are a great invention lol. Hope you're well, stay safe too, don't think we're out of the woods yet. Tom

Timothy Hicks

Date: 5/8/2020 12:57:00 PM

I can see why girls reading this could find it a comedy ... but us guys? It's a horror flick ... and cringe-inducing. "gave it a tug and let something rip" ... had to take a small break after reading that line. A whooper of a limerick (and a double whammy too!)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 3:33:00 PM

Thanks Timothy, every guys nightmare. You wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy lol. Tom