Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

Wing Lip

A Chinaman by the name of Wing Lip
Had an accident involving his zip
Talk about bad luck
Got his thingy stuck
Gave it a tug and he felt something rip.

His wife heard shouting and opened the door 
She fainted when she saw it on the floor 
Wing Lip is no fool
Cos minus his tool
Knows he's tiger in the bedroom no more.


Written 7th May 2020

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Nancy Kaufman October 16, 2020 at 9:34 AM oh my goodness so cute and funny.. Tom Cunningham October 16, 2020 at 10:12 AM Thank you very much Nancy, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Gregory Richard Barden May 21, 2020 at 10:36 AM LOL This is great, Tom ... I, too, though Limericks were supposed to be bawdy, and this is certainly that, though not offensive in any way. Oh, well - I'm happy to be shown the door with you, my friend! ;o) Blessings! Tom Cunningham May 21, 2020 at 2:38 PM Thank you Gregory, happy you enjoyed it. The moral of the story never rush answering natures call lol. Tom

Jan Allison May 15, 2020 at 5:15 PM omg this is so funny but OUCH!! I love the clever word play:-) hugs Jan xx Tom Cunningham May 15, 2020 at 5:32 PM Thanks Jan, wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy lol. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong May 14, 2020 at 2:44 AM You always make me laugh with your clever and humorous Limericks Tom. Very funny! Thank you and good night! xxoo Tom Cunningham May 14, 2020 at 3:02 AM Thank you Connie, happy I gave you a laugh, sleep well, stay safe. Tom

Nette Onclaud May 12, 2020 at 8:16 PM ihh ohh, that's it for this guy's virility, tom...lol, good job!...huggs Tom Cunningham May 13, 2020 at 2:19 AM Thanks Nette, I'm sure the surgeons skills made him roar again lol. Tom

Andrea Dietrich May 12, 2020 at 5:55 PM OUCHIE!! Good one to leave off on. I am finally caught up at Soup (for the next few moments at least) Tom Cunningham May 13, 2020 at 2:18 AM Thanks Andrea, buttons were a great invention for sure lol. Tom

Timothy Mcguire May 10, 2020 at 10:27 PM funny! I needed a laugh, reminds me of a kid in my sons band camp. had the same trouble and they had to call the paramedics to free him up. about six months ago I interviewed him fir a job. he didn't remember me but I remembered him. Tom Cunningham May 11, 2020 at 2:58 AM Ouch, he was one lucky kid for sure, you certainly have to keep your mind on the job at hand. Tom

Mark Koplin May 9, 2020 at 6:58 PM You are a trip my friend. I almost wet myself. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile. Great limerick Tom Cunningham May 10, 2020 at 2:46 AM Thank you Mark, if you need to go take extra care lol. Happy you enjoyed it Tom

John Gondolf May 9, 2020 at 10:32 AM Ouch!!! Good one, Tom. Stay safe. John Tom Cunningham May 9, 2020 at 10:36 AM Thanks John, I think many have come close to a mishap. Buttons are a great invention lol. Hope you're well, stay safe too, don't think we're out of the woods yet. Tom

Timothy Hicks May 8, 2020 at 12:57 PM I can see why girls reading this could find it a comedy ... but us guys? It's a horror flick ... and cringe-inducing. "gave it a tug and let something rip" ... had to take a small break after reading that line. A whooper of a limerick (and a double whammy too!) Tom Cunningham May 8, 2020 at 3:33 PM Thanks Timothy, every guys nightmare. You wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy lol. Tom

Lindsay Laurie May 8, 2020 at 12:50 AM G'day Tom … Wing will be more careful next time OOPS! There will be no next time - thanks for making me cringe Tom - Lindsay Tom Cunningham May 8, 2020 at 2:35 AM Thanks Lindsay, it's the ladies for old Wing now, his glory days are over lol.

Gershon Wolf May 7, 2020 at 10:54 PM Heh, heh. Tom, you're too much! :) gw Tom Cunningham May 8, 2020 at 2:39 AM Thanks Gershon, there's a warning there for us men lol.

Sam Kauffman May 7, 2020 at 10:47 PM HaHaHa! Still giggling, Tom. Very clever my friend! Good luck in the contest! Thanks again for your help. Over Fork Over! Tom Cunningham May 8, 2020 at 2:38 AM Thanks Sam, you're welcome, glad I gave you a laugh. Over Fork Over. Tom

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 7, 2020 at 8:17 PM Giggles and ouches ;). xomo Tom Cunningham May 8, 2020 at 2:37 AM Thanks Maureen, must warn Jack lol. Tom

Paghunda Zahid May 7, 2020 at 5:45 PM Oh no haha Tom Cunningham May 8, 2020 at 2:36 AM Every man's nightmare lol, thanks Paghunda.

Vijay Pandit May 7, 2020 at 5:40 PM Hilarious, as always, Tom. All the best. Tom Cunningham May 7, 2020 at 5:42 PM Thanks Vijay, I don't know where that one came from, was on my way to bed and my muse spoke lol. Tom

Michelle Faulkner May 7, 2020 at 5:20 PM Very droll, Tom (in the I-glad-its-not-me way!) Tom Cunningham May 7, 2020 at 5:24 PM Thanks Michelle, this will bring back painful memories for many lol. Tom

Darlene De Beaulieu May 7, 2020 at 5:19 PM Hello Tom, I just read your poem. I had a very nice chuckle. thank you for that. Enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu May 8, 2020 at 12:33 PM Hello Tom, yes humor does help in a time like this.Stay safe. Enjoy your day my friend. Tom Cunningham May 7, 2020 at 5:23 PM Thanks Darlene, bit of humour helps in these gloomy times. Tom