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Wing Lip

A Chinaman by the name of Wing Lip Had an accident involving his zip Talk about bad luck Got his thingy stuck Gave it a tug and he felt something rip. His wife heard shouting and opened the door She fainted when she saw it on the floor Wing Lip is no fool Cos minus his tool Knows he's tiger in the bedroom no more. Written 7th May 2020

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Date: 10/16/2020 9:34:00 AM
oh my goodness so cute and funny..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/16/2020 10:12:00 AM
Thank you very much Nancy, happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 5/21/2020 10:36:00 AM
LOL This is great, Tom ... I, too, though Limericks were supposed to be bawdy, and this is certainly that, though not offensive in any way. Oh, well - I'm happy to be shown the door with you, my friend! ;o) Blessings!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/21/2020 2:38:00 PM
Thank you Gregory, happy you enjoyed it. The moral of the story never rush answering natures call lol. Tom
Date: 5/15/2020 5:15:00 PM
omg this is so funny but OUCH!! I love the clever word play:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/15/2020 5:32:00 PM
Thanks Jan, wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy lol. Tom
Date: 5/14/2020 2:44:00 AM
You always make me laugh with your clever and humorous Limericks Tom. Very funny! Thank you and good night! xxoo
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/14/2020 3:02:00 AM
Thank you Connie, happy I gave you a laugh, sleep well, stay safe. Tom
Date: 5/12/2020 8:16:00 PM
ihh ohh, that's it for this guy's virility, tom...lol, good job!...huggs
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/13/2020 2:19:00 AM
Thanks Nette, I'm sure the surgeons skills made him roar again lol. Tom
Date: 5/12/2020 5:55:00 PM
OUCHIE!! Good one to leave off on. I am finally caught up at Soup (for the next few moments at least)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/13/2020 2:18:00 AM
Thanks Andrea, buttons were a great invention for sure lol. Tom
Date: 5/10/2020 10:27:00 PM
funny! I needed a laugh, reminds me of a kid in my sons band camp. had the same trouble and they had to call the paramedics to free him up. about six months ago I interviewed him fir a job. he didn't remember me but I remembered him.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/11/2020 2:58:00 AM
Ouch, he was one lucky kid for sure, you certainly have to keep your mind on the job at hand. Tom
Date: 5/9/2020 6:58:00 PM
You are a trip my friend. I almost wet myself. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile. Great limerick
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/10/2020 2:46:00 AM
Thank you Mark, if you need to go take extra care lol. Happy you enjoyed it Tom
Date: 5/9/2020 10:32:00 AM
Ouch!!! Good one, Tom. Stay safe. John
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/9/2020 10:36:00 AM
Thanks John, I think many have come close to a mishap. Buttons are a great invention lol. Hope you're well, stay safe too, don't think we're out of the woods yet. Tom
Date: 5/8/2020 12:57:00 PM
I can see why girls reading this could find it a comedy ... but us guys? It's a horror flick ... and cringe-inducing. "gave it a tug and let something rip" ... had to take a small break after reading that line. A whooper of a limerick (and a double whammy too!)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 3:33:00 PM
Thanks Timothy, every guys nightmare. You wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy lol. Tom
Date: 5/8/2020 12:50:00 AM
G'day Tom … Wing will be more careful next time OOPS! There will be no next time - thanks for making me cringe Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 2:35:00 AM
Thanks Lindsay, it's the ladies for old Wing now, his glory days are over lol.
Date: 5/7/2020 10:54:00 PM
Heh, heh. Tom, you're too much! :) gw
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 2:39:00 AM
Thanks Gershon, there's a warning there for us men lol.
Date: 5/7/2020 10:47:00 PM
HaHaHa! Still giggling, Tom. Very clever my friend! Good luck in the contest! Thanks again for your help. Over Fork Over!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 2:38:00 AM
Thanks Sam, you're welcome, glad I gave you a laugh. Over Fork Over. Tom
Date: 5/7/2020 8:17:00 PM
Giggles and ouches ;). xomo
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 2:37:00 AM
Thanks Maureen, must warn Jack lol. Tom
Date: 5/7/2020 5:45:00 PM
Oh no haha
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/8/2020 2:36:00 AM
Every man's nightmare lol, thanks Paghunda.
Date: 5/7/2020 5:40:00 PM
Hilarious, as always, Tom. All the best.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/7/2020 5:42:00 PM
Thanks Vijay, I don't know where that one came from, was on my way to bed and my muse spoke lol. Tom
Date: 5/7/2020 5:20:00 PM
Very droll, Tom (in the I-glad-its-not-me way!)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/7/2020 5:24:00 PM
Thanks Michelle, this will bring back painful memories for many lol. Tom
Date: 5/7/2020 5:19:00 PM
Hello Tom, I just read your poem. I had a very nice chuckle. thank you for that. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 5/8/2020 12:33:00 PM
Hello Tom, yes humor does help in a time like this.Stay safe. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/7/2020 5:23:00 PM
Thanks Darlene, bit of humour helps in these gloomy times. Tom