Short Suzie Poems

Suzie sang seductively 
to Sammy the salesman. 

Sometimes she serenaded 
him on Sundays.


11-16-17
Alexis Y...

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It sure got hotter
Around the teeter totter
When Peggy Potter
The teacher’s daughter
Flipped a finger
At Suzie Saucer
And her mother saw her...

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Eddie went to the mall full of spunk
He was always real proud of his junk
While taking a leak
Decided to streak
Suzie yelled, “Mommy, he has a trunk”...

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Suzie sure did love technology
especially cosmetology
when Botox became her friend
each wrinkle it did mend 
now she's a part of biology
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Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle
Her massive boobs she likes to dangle
They look like ripe fruit
Guys think she’s so cute
Observing them from every angle!...

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They ask me:

Where did Sarah go to?
Where did Jennifer go to?
Where did Suzie go to?
Did your coldness swallow them?

I say:
We were lovebirds;
Birds always fly out and follow different directions...

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I love it when she does her laundry in a very scientific way,
intrigued when she haikus about dinosaurs and paleontology;
but when she bitches not getting noticed for her political stuff,
I shake my head 'Suzie, of politics people have had enough'!...

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“Your undies I see,” joked Wong Ling
as his girlfriend swang high on a swing.
Suzie laughed and she laughed,
saying, “You are so daft,
‘cause down there I’m not wearing a thing!”

Dec. 30, 2018 for the 'Bawdy Limerick ' Poetry Contest of Tania Kitchin...

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The cold consummate summer
eyes unclued
beyond the veil of tears
South were pleasant lands
East was the golden sunrise
the winds strolled gently
West were Mike and Suzie dominion
smiles on their faces
offering no apologies to the wayfarers
they needed no clue




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      "Joe Willie Namath"


Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.


Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and hissed.


*For P.D.'S Clerihew Contest....

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I was thrilled as a peacock
When Suzie blushed and agreed
To come with me to the dance
I bought her the most beautiful corsage
My allowance money could buy
With money leftover for a soda
Tonight’s the night
I’m going to ask Suzie to be my girl



Submitted on September 29, 2019 for contest REALISM ART (PHOTO #1) sponsored by EVE ROPER  -  RANKED 3RD...

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I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall

Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty 

I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie

I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great

So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny 

I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all 
I love them long,
I love them short, I love them tall...

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Mrs. Suzie Q. Anteater will take the lead, Ms. Gerbil said.
If I try to take over she might thump me hard on the head.
We did not know what she was talking about, what did she know?
We saw them parading down to town, going kind of ploddish and slow.

I told you she’d take over, Ms. Gerbil’s eyes seemed to say.
This made us laugh a little bit into our hankies that day.
Mrs. Suzie Q. Anteater is the mother of eight or nine.
You’d best do what she says and stand straight in her line....

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