Short Stork Poems

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water strider walks
on lily pond, barefooted 
stork tiptoes on pads...

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B    I    R    D
H    I    D    E
L    A    K    E
S    I    D    E...

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Walk this life
Like a stork
In the swamp
Keeping its plumage
Immaculate...

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elegant wedding
three tiers of cake and champagne
the waiting stork smirks...

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Hemingways short story, baby shoes sale, never worn,, If only that stork called...

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Along came a stork, 
To deliver me a child, 
Sent down from heaven.

© 2014...

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Still, Motionless, watch.................
Red beak darts in and darts out
Holding silver trout!!!...

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I came to this world as Flinthead and departed as Openbill

                                  I was a Wall Street Stork Broker...

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When Eve was searching for a rib
The Devil led her to a crib
Where Cain and Able
Hatched a stork fable
Creating the very first fib...

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Why does the stork deliver the baby
    Does its pouch resemble a womb...

  Given how far it may have to fly
    ~ Perhaps it ought to use Zoom...

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Hey Frank!
Don’tcha keep
Servin’ up
Them storks

Yeah, Frank, you…
Stop it!
Ya can’t cook
Stork

Shut her down
Board her up
Set ‘em free
Sorry Frank!...

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There once was a fellow from New York
This dummy was an absolute dork
He bet on the Jets
A move he regrets
He thought babies were brought by the stork...

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Her accent from Bronx in New York,
This doll said she needed a fork.
The waiter’s reply
Was, “Ma’am, I’ll comply.”
Now she frets, expecting The Stork....

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                        tempestuous light
                        everlasting affection
                         a vital lifeblood...                  ...

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I'll be a poet.
Words will flow from heart to pad.
I'll write through times good
And, with God's hand, through times bad.
I'll have a ball...I know it!

by Cherie Durbin...

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He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
   He took a long swig
   His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork...

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There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
     That went for a wading walk,
        With his long stout bill
         He caught fish at will,
   It sure made the other birds gawk....

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Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?
...

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Beautiful Lake Erie bound by New York 
Romantic honeymoon, bottle and cork 
It went up with Viagra 
spilled unlike Niagara 
racing fast to arrive before the Stork!  

2/24/16
Cheers!...

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For those of us who can't eat pork
    or non-kosher birds, like a stork 

  We've suffered for decades reading Green Eggs 'n Ham, 'n
    Dr. Suess, please change that Ham, 'n to Sam, 'n...

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There once was a newborn named Maxi,

Who forewent a stork for a taxi,

But as he could not yet walk,

And bubble-babbling was his talk,

Driver gave him to a new mama in the Back Seat....

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One and one can often make three
Now tell me, dear friend, how can that be
Two people blow their cork
Nine months later a stork
Comes by and plop, a third member of your teepee...

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The setting sun is sinking along the mountain,
And the Yellow River’s flowing towards the sea.
If you desire a view of a thousand miles afar,
Please keep on climbing up a higher storey.
(Tran.)...

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Fork Finally Would Find

In the, road, fork finally did find;
Saw that the stork had been blind;
Hunted and hunted;
Mild mother was wanted,
Whose sexual preference was either kind.

James Horn...

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----------------------------   Due Date


      my daughter has a gift
      sparkling eyes and rosy cheeks
      see what the stork brings


             GINSU-KNIFE    EASTPORT , MAINE   USA...

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