Magic Beans

I went to the store to buy some bread
Ended up buying some beans instead
He said the beans were magic
The stinky smell was tragic
And my wife kicked me out of the bed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Mitchell Avatar
July 29, 2010 at 5:10 AM
Lol! You were'nt s'possed to eat them- you were s'possed to plant them! ; )
Roberts Avatar
July 28, 2010 at 9:40 AM
funny one, enjoyed it
Taylor Avatar
July 28, 2010 at 9:10 AM
A riot, Larry. Maybe you should eat some more and take MIL for a ride in your car with the windows up! LOL. Ralph
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