Short Spleen Poems

Sulu Kampilan
Can chop two or three heads clean
One power spleen....

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I never cut
I barely cry
So how can
It be spleen
You had me
Almost die...

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   Wormwood and gall

   Whatever the ‘H’ it means

     ~ makes me sick in the spleen
...

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On screen
My spleen

Gangrene
Gone green

I died
Wife cried

Doc sighed
He'd tried

News clip
Now RIP...

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Jump for joy
Jubilantly spleen laughs loudly in the sleep leads
Jump well for the well being
Jams for their jeopardized life....

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Geraldine dresses in green
Has a badly infected spleen
She eats carrots to keep her eyes keen

This poem was written by my dear friend, Caroline....

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spleen of newt tongue of blubba

foul things toads eat for suppa

a potion so fine

will strengthen a spine

swallow with bread and butta.
...

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The ghost tried scaring a man
Who had a well thought out plan
With a ghost buster machine
He grabs the ghost by the spleen
And created a new ghostly fan...

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...tarred ticker was tucked beneath
the slackened sleeves of soaked spleen;
but now, her gaze sets it free...

    '21:01:09:21:57

Note: of hoisted heart....

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Let  me not be  hampered  at all.
Allow every chip to fall
I am with spleen displayed
Utterly despaired  with tempid  tears
Soiled and disheveled,--A POST MARKED SOUL...

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things I can live without...
appendix
tonsils
gallbladder
one kidney
spleen
you

so far I still have all of these
God willing...I will keep them

you...not so much...

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With only one look it ruptured my spleen
The ugliest creature I've ever seen
You'd know if you ever saw
It's called my mother-in-law
And smells like the gas produced from a bean...

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nose fish
carousel
fresh eye

hang man slate land lord
rent collector nice  
colleague pay miss guild

cauldron children rise dagger misile

cod capture
rupture day
cold spleen...

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When you get to my old age of eighty-two
You and your doctor, dance a pas de deux
An entrée, an adagio
Dance like two buffaloes
Quite a pretty sight, worth a spleen or two...

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Everyone has a giggle trigger it seems
If you pull it, just watch the happiness beam
Their smiles will be broad
Like a big old bullfrog
They'll wind up howling and busting their spleen...

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The sun has shifted, it's now on my screen
Must close the curtains, who could have foreseen
But whatever sol wants
I'll join in his dance
'Cause sun makes me happy, without venting my spleen...

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Silver moon wandering as enlightened one
Glowworm flaunting as moons scion
twinkling stars garnished dark sky
tinkling cicada added music to rye
serene night pacifies ones spleen
routine sleep wants to this dark sheen.....

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Everyone has a giggle trigger it seems
If you find it, just watch the happiness beam
Their smiles will be broad
Like a big old bullfrog
They'll wind up howling and busting their spleen


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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neglected
rejected
   dejected
   wretched -
regret
expresses
     stress
     in
     fret
and
trembles
     as
       repressed
         spleen
cheerlessness
enfetters
tension
  in
    vehement
       violence...

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Lately blog comments are betwixt and between,
some have been wise, some silly, and some just mean.
  Just ‘cos you feel strongly
  please don’t accuse wrongly
so how ‘bout you vent ideas and not your spleen!





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St. Patrick’s Day is a fine day for congregatin’,
And for wearin’ o' the Erin go Brach green
We’re all at our local Irish pub celebratin’,
Doing some damage to our proud Irish spleen!

Written March 17, 2022...

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An Electric Rub Board?
By
Tom Wright

There was a young man named Joe Greene,
Who promised his wife a new washing machine.
It was called a Rub Board,
And had no electric cord,
Now Joe needs a transplanted spleen.
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Limerick : Once a Grand Duke in Londonderry

Once a Grand Duke in Londonderry
Thought he could run his own Grand Duchy
So he slammed door on Queen
Gave full vent to his spleen
Now he’s left with trillion debt treasury.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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My stomach won’t quit being positively mean.
Laughing at my liver and my little tiny spleen.
I am going to cut some roses and take them to the queen.
Would you like a tulip plant or a honey bean?
I know you used to like your plants freshly cut and clean....

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I'm not a drama queen
a barbie doll
someone's else spleen.

I know I'm not a sex pistol
or soda can
or avatar.

I know I'm not filthy
or rabid
or mean

But I've been so much
milled as a machine

that I gotta lot more findin' out what
I'm not
so's i can get onto what
I AM....

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