Short Snot Poems
Short Snot Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snot by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snot by length and keyword.
Sneeze
Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot....
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Categories:
snot, funny,
Form:
Lanterne
It Is Not
I picked a booger, I thought,
out of my nose, but it's snot....
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Categories:
snot, humor,
Form:
Epigram
I'M Somebody
I'm a lover
A lady
And I'm
Not snot
Mary Ann Blevins
06/22/2017...
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Categories:
snot, angel,
Form:
Free verse
Giving Back
Excrement and urine
Tears and spit
Wax and vomit
Snot and sweat
Hair and nails
Rust and breath
Words and verses
Seeds and milk...
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Categories:
snot, introspection,
Form:
Blank verse
My Dog Spot
My dog has run up to my face
Gives me a bath with little grace
Licks every spot
Even my snot
Seemingly without any disgrace
Russell Sivey...
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Categories:
snot, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
A Boy Named Steve-
There once was a boy named Steve
who was always asked to leave,
for he'd let his snot drip,
dislodge it with a flip,
then wipe his nose on his sleeve....
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Categories:
snot, funny, nonsense, smile, boy,
Form:
Limerick
We Need a New God
It does not matter how much I pray
God does not give me the time of day
That "omnipotent" snot
Did not try to save squat
When my iPhone drowned yesterday!...
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Categories:
snot, culture, death, god, international, prayer, religion, technology,
Form:
Limerick
Sorry State
Self-flagellated sinuses
Sandpaper swallowing
Sinuous snot surmounted sneezes
Strange sultry speech sounds sexy
Stupid sickness
Saturdays should be savored....
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Categories:
snot, sick, silly,
Form:
Alliteration
Pterodactyl
Always wondered about sign language
Are there signs for things that dangle
Like a hanging snot
Really smelly socks
Perhaps a strange sign for pterodactyl...
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Categories:
snot, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I Admit I Write Poop Poetry
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give a jot
3/21/19...
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Categories:
snot, anti bullying, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
A Turquoise Noise
A Turquoise Noise
Green is gift, I share.
Hachoo noise made from the spray
and flew through the air.
Excuse, me!
by Martin Braun
July 2, 2023...
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Categories:
snot, 1st grade, children, fun,
Form:
Haiku
Hot Air
There was an old Snot from our group,
who got caught in a 'rotten mood' loop
And he thought he would not
get the upshot he sought
til we'd all brought him lim'ricks on Soup!...
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Categories:
snot, encouraging,
Form:
Limerick
Strange Melodies
If they asked me I could write a novel
Bout the way you snivel and grovel
How your snot hangs down
On your evening gown
As melodies emanate from your schnozzle...
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Categories:
snot, music,
Form:
Limerick
Snot
Here's a question, why did God give us snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't re-chew it
Or brew it
But we can roll it up and sling it at our pop...
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Categories:
snot, nature,
Form:
Limerick
sad and lonely
snot
prissy child
stays aloof and alone
doesn’t socialize with others
must have her own way every single time
always hides feelings from herself
remains sad and lonely
acts uppity
snot...
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Categories:
snot, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form:
Rictameter
A Cheesy Tale - Bawdy
Aunt Bessie adores eating cheese
The trouble is cheese makes her sneeze
She sneezes gloopy snot
but does not give a jot
and gobbles more Stilton with ease
2/20/19...
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Categories:
snot, food, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Humpy Bumpy
Long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived a sweet young lady with lots of money
The money meant naught
She didn't give a snot
Long as each night they could play humpy bumpy...
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Categories:
snot, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Ass-Ets
I walk down the street wearing a dress
With confidence and pizzaz of which I possess
My chest sticking out
Snot bubbling from my snout
People rejoicing at the sight of my ass-ets...
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Categories:
snot, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Sneezing On a Bystander's Shoe
If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander
Should you pretend it landed on the planter
Maybe act like it wasn't you
As it landed on their shoe
Carry on engaging in a topic of candor...
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Categories:
snot, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Senior Moment
Does your nose run slow?
Does it drip and spill your clothes?
Can you find it in a swat?
Can you catch it in a snot?
Are you having senior moments
that your kleenex's fought a lot?
Does your nose run slow?...
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Categories:
snot, 9th grade, funny, hilarious, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Quatrain
A Twisted Dot
Mach my words…
it came in cords
changed the world
to quarter fours
Math is a twisted plot
What is not
is a twisted snot
of a girl who taught
the knots aWay
”... she’s the cat…”
and the mice do play. ;)~...
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Categories:
snot, faith
Form:
I do not know?
Snot
Here's a good question, why were we given snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't chew it
Or brew it
Only thing it's good for is rolling it up and slinging it at your pop...
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Categories:
snot, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick: There Once Was a Man Who Had a Big Nose
There once was a man who had a big nose,
wherever he goes, the nose- he blows,
drank some whiskey in a shot,
blew some snot onto a tiny tot,
and apologized with poetry instead of prose!
Copyright McCuen 2009...
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Categories:
snot, funny
Form:
Limerick
My Little Brother
My little brother,
Likes to be a bother,
Everywhere we go,
We know he's bound to act slow,
Doesn't care if we have company or not,
His nose will always be full of snot,
Oooh the worst part,
He smells like fart....
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Categories:
snot, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Bumpy Bumpy
Long ago in the land of milk and honey
Lived a sweet young lady with lots of money
But the money meant naught
She didn't give a snot
Long as each night they could play bumpy bumpy
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
snot, humorous,
Form:
Limerick