Short Snicker Poems

Grey, dark, flicker
Amber, laugh, snicker

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It might have been dumb, but it was fun
And for those who snicker and sneer
Their fun is done...

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crossing a street
I spot a sign and snicker…
          dip in road
  

         19 May 2020...

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some people titter
some giggle
some snicker

not me

with me you get the full out donkey bray
The milk flying out of my nose
my tonsils showing...

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When asked why I can’t find my keys,
I snicker, and then I say please…..
I have a clapper
and I’m very dapper,
just don’t ask me to please cut the cheese!...

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Saint Michael loved the Milky Way
And thought he would skip Judgment Day
He yearned for a Snicker
The Devil heard, "liquor"
Now you know why prey always pray!...

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Turd is an extremely happy word
People snicker when someone says turd
Childish no doubt
What's it about
It's only a word like happy chirpy birds...

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On pondering Canadian Wit
At least to me it does seem fit
To suggest we've achieved
A splendidly Free
Market of snicker and -----



btw Can Wit a play on Can Lit (literature)...

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Rollo Rigby was a lover of candy
he kept a big supply ever handy.
But he became so obese
he waddled like geese.
He quit candy but is hooked on brandy
(making his life fine and dandy)....

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In the shadows, faces flicker
Some look merry, some look mean
Moving quick and moving quicker
Chills that creep along unseen
Pumpkins grin and gape and snicker
Through the night on Halloween....

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Bad mouthin, 
good bloody point!

the hurtful glare the snicker there,
the put down look so odd,
the power play out there today,
by some egg sucking sod...

thanks Robert 

Don Johnson...

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i hate when others snicker
at all my abstract ways
when all they do is bicker
there seems to be a haze
that keeps us all in position
like pawns on checkered boards
i move by intuition
and thru it, reasured...

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Old owl and his cage, and he pounds against glass.
Old geezer drops teeth at the sound, falls on a$$.
A snicker and boo.
The man runs for loo.
Old man full of crap - he does more than pass gas....

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They are coming this weekend 
I have known for two weeks
Why clean ahead?
Why clean at all?
Isn’t it time they knew
Their mother HATES to clean.
I snicker and nicker to myself.
Snorting now.
They already know....

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candy corn was formerly called
chicken feed

snickers and lollipops were both named after horses
Snicker and Lolly Pop

Cotton candy was originally called
Fairy floss

I love buying books with interesting facts...

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why is it
when I arrive
for a bit

they run away
and hide from me
they don't stay

too bad for them
they should know
I'm their friend

but no, they snicker
and bide their time while
grandpa pulls his whiskers...

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we know better

Transfixed  
a moth to flame.
reports over and over
wring dry the news
hear her snicker echo low.

we are not 
in control. we are 
feathers in a blender 
learn; do not snap fingers 
under mother nature’s nose....

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Our art teacher was getting ready for her weekend art show.
She did not pay attention to us that day, as most of us didst know.
We created some art pieces that made us snicker and laugh.
That’s when she looked up, I blame loud Timmy McGrath....

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joker quips thought
brings chuckle snorts
titter, giggles
snicker, wiggles

belly shaking
body quaking
roll on the floor
shrieking laughter

Charlie Quadku Poetry Contest
Sponsor Charles Messina
Dated 5/9/2019
Placed 3rd with thanks...

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Sue’s boobies just keep getting bigger
They bounce up and down with great vigour
They’re enhanced in China -
(their silicone’s finer)
She bursts out her top, how folk snicker!*

*soup filter  blocked  the word with double g 

8/1/19...

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A chuckle,
A snicker,
A giggle,
A short little laugh.
A snort,
A guffaw,
A roll on the floor,
Nearly in tears I realize I am not alone in the room.
An eye brow rises at my odd conniption.
I merely point breathlessly at the corner.
Once more the cat has gotten its head caught in a plastic cup....

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~  Easter Haikus ~






          baskets of bunnies,
          eggs of brilliant colors,
          some have no food


           Jesus has risen.
           many believed he would.
           cynics, just snicker



                      4/1/2021
                          ~4~...

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You make me laugh
When you tickle my calf

Oh gosh you make me giggle
When you make up words like "swiggle"

You make me roar
When your every pair of sock have tore

You make me snicker
When you put on a hemlet of whicker

You make me realease peels of laughter
And we have our happily ever after....

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Tipsy
Lipsy

Too much
liquor

made her
snicker

balk and
bicker

acted 
foolish

downright 
mulish

shamed poor 
Mama

with her 
drama

angered 
Father 

such a
bother

almost
tragic---

then like
magic

transfor-
mation

brings e-
lation

cele-
bration!


October 16, 2022...

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Children
huddled deep
beneath
parachute,
snicker.

A summer
festive
uplifting
fun game!

They sing, jump
ran round
rosy red.

Quite good
friends gather.

All fall down.


5/4/2019

Children Story

15 lines long 
syllable count 
2  3  2  3  2,
3  2  3  2,
3  2  3,
2  3,
3...

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