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Cold Rhino

As I was walking in the snow, I chanced to meet a cold rhino. It began to sneeze, Creating quite a breeze: Now what to do? --I dunno.

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Jan Allison

Date: 3/3/2018 4:09:00 PM

Lol gershon sure made me smile congratulations on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/3/2018 9:08:00 PM

Laughter makes the world go round! Thanks a million, Jan. :-) gw

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 3/3/2018 8:41:00 AM

Back with congrats! :) xomo!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/3/2018 9:08:00 PM

Thanks, Maureen, as always.

Mike Gentile

Date: 3/3/2018 7:29:00 AM

Congratulations Gershon !!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/3/2018 9:09:00 PM

Thank you, Mike!

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/2/2018 9:02:00 PM

Lol! Gershon, That's quite the predicament. Congratulations on your winning write:-) Alexis

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/3/2018 9:10:00 PM

Update: Rhino's gonna be alright, but the breeze took down three little fawns passing by at the time. Pity about those fawns...Thank for checking this one out, Alexis! :) Gershon

Eve Roper

Date: 3/2/2018 8:07:00 PM

hahaha.. this is so funny... Congratulations on your win ! Hugs Eve ~`*

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/3/2018 9:11:00 PM

Glad it tickled your funnybone. Laughter's the best medicine, I always say. (And you don't have to be sick to benefit!!). Best wishes, Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/2/2018 7:12:00 PM

Congrats on your win Gershon. Hopefully it was nothing serious and your cold rhino is fine now in some warm corner. LOL

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/3/2018 9:07:00 PM

Rhino's gonna be alright...Three people got pneumonia from the breeze though...For a great laugh, google "Animal Stories with Larry Lujack and Little Tommy" It was a 5 minute radio segment on WLS-AM radio back in the day in Chicago. I think you'll howl. :)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 2/17/2018 10:59:00 PM

Lol! Enjoyed :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/18/2018 11:58:00 AM

I'm so happy that you got a laugh out of this one, Maureen! May we all smile and laugh our way through the rest of winter! :) Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/17/2018 9:51:00 PM

That is quite the conundrum, Gershon. Good luck with it. In the meantime, an enjoyable poem.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/17/2018 9:54:00 PM

Yeah! I gotta figure out what in creation I ought to do here. ---Oops, waited too long. Rhino just blew me away. Oh, well....