Short Slurping Poems

The opossum's on porch
Slurping up tasty cat food
Flips over, plays dead...

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gray hunter slurping
bloody head rolling on porch
shark's meatball sandwich...

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Dog
Puppy
Slurping Now
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Spitting it back up.
He runs so Fast
And slobbers.
Puppy
Now...

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waves in somersaults
chasing and slurping ebb’s smooch
pearls at ocean shore



Dec. 27, 2020
10.46pm...

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Mother earth gulping
Slurping up every raindrop
Thirst unquenchable


Date written and posted: 08/15/2018...

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dog
exuberant friendly
sniffing, licking, slurping,
husky, beagle, Siamese, calico
persnickety, angry
cat...

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slurping the nectar
of blooms so beautiful the...
hummingbirds nourish...

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Cheerful smiling hummer, 

slurping sunshine while it's summer!








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Slippery squat salamander squinding,
Sucking, slurping under my sailboat. 
Deviously deciding a dindling,
Grotesque gargoyle giants squind your throat!...

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goliath frog throws his tummy around
rainforest is where he is often found
snapping up shellfish blue
consuming littler frogs too
slurping up insects with nary a sound...

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Pity all of those rest home fellows

Over time all their hunger mellows

Without their dentures in

All their meals will begin

Sipping their soup and slurping Jellos...

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This one's all about sexy sweet love
You know the kind, like two turtledoves
Billing and cooing
Slurping and drooling
Should charge admission, try not to shove...

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Can't wait for bedtime, seems ever so long
10:00 pm and my libido's still going strong
Imagined I be
Just slurping tea
But still raring to go answering the gong...

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Drinking sweet lemonade squeezed out of life, 
             Slurping up every last drop. 
                     Can I get a refill? 



Date written: 10/18/2019...

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usurping the scene
with slurping obscene 
sputtering spittle and steam
then spraying a particle beam
that succotash was green
if you know what I mean

(be careful where you eat beans)



12/13/2020...

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One, two, three, a-lairy, my favourite dish is Mary
Yummy like a large bowl full of sweet ol' cherries
With sugar and cream
And slurping in between
Parts of my body floats away like a fairy...

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Have you heard the phrase “happy as poop”
That's s happier than slurping Campbell's soup
The ultimate joy
Sadness is destroyed
Hear me giggling and yelling a big whoop whoop!


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Snapping those green beans, hear them pop
Hear my whimpering flop.
Multiplying

In the bucket,maybe could swap
Beans for good coffee stop
I am absconding

In secret I'll go to Whistle Stop
Hidden all from view shop
Green beans done now slurping...

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Dog is washing her paw
Noisiest loudest grooming ever.
Gulping and slurping.
Chewing and chomping.

I no longer hear the ticks of the clock.
Or the TV set. All I hear are her incessant
Mouth noises.  No one has ever been
Happier to groom themselves....

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monarchs dive in
hydrangea shakes her fluffy head
lilac takes the lead
embracing and hugging
bees take their sweet time
luxurious feasting, slurping, feeling loved
enraptured and captivated by warmth of blossoms
sunlight watches spring dance, a voyeur...

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Spring takes its leave.
Now, humid, hot sultry eves
Lighting bugs in flight
Lighting up the night
Crickets loudly chirping.
From the bird bath, mosquitoes slurping.
Frogs calling for a mate.
Limited time to procreate.
A loud nightly cacophony
The Summer symphony...

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Lizard was slurping down his blueberry in the most luscious way.
Making lovely trickling down the face noises on this happy Monday.
I had never seen anyone else enjoy blueberries as much as this guy.
By the time he finished snatching up blueberries, I had to cancel the pie....

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Little children running around - 
splash went the fish bowl!
Bonk went the table.
All the food went on the floor!
My dog was like a vacuum,
slurping up a storm.
"Run as fast as you can!"
And the children ran ran ran all the way home.


Aunika Alch
Age 11

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Do you remember those Campbell soup ads where the children looked like
cherubs, even when their bad?
Their angelic faces slurping "mm mm good". Mom's ran off to buy some. every body should.
I just met a woman with a Campbell soup face. No matter what she says its
easier to take. Mm mm good....

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ghoulish entities ooze from the bowels of graves
slurping and slinking around bushes and under porches
they are the night raiders, the soul stealers, the vampire’s minions.
I feel their presence, and my blood freezes. I cannot get warm enough.
They have arrived.
I am their destination tonight....

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