Short Shopping Spree Poems

money spent foolishly
on material items
a waste of hard work...

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Leaves of an evergreen tree
Don’t blow the romance all at once
Love is a shopping spree...

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Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.

Shopping spree with girl, age 6.

Can't wait 'til age 7....

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Christmas comes and Christmas goes
For what the Christmas spirit shows
It shows a hectic pace of fun
Until our shopping spree is done....

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You took my heart for a ride
A shopping spree
And a jet-wash last year

I spent a week on acid
A credit card diet
And a bicycle, out of fear....

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A lovely lady named Ms Donna 
set out one bright morning upon a 
shopping spree in Paree 
for chic clothes and jewelry; 
said, "I buy only what I wanna."...

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Wish Would Be on a Shopping Spree

From God everything was for free;
Including gifts and Christmas tree;
With were caught,
Food for thought;
Wish would be on shopping spree.

Jim Horn...

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Shopping Spree

Picking
Paying
Stopping  
Looking
Spending way too much, picking, paying.  
Buyer of things, lots!  Stopping. Looking.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 17, 2010
Poetic form: Tyburn...

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This old madam bought a big Christmas tree,
size could be problem she did not foresee.
         Low level door frame it hit,
         on dewed lawn she let it sit.
She dodged mind’s radar while on shopping spree. 
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A convenience I have, always at my touch,
I swipe you once, and you deliver so much.

Things of need, and my things of want,
an attempt to control my urge, but sometimes I don't.

Always on time delivered to me,
that shocking reminder, of my shopping spree....

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Shopping spree,
Santa's sleigh,
tinseled tree.

Church-bells ring
children play,
and choirs sing.

Jesus's birth
Christmas day,
calls for mirth.


(3-Cubed)


12,20,2019
Have a Merry 3-Cubed Christmas Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich...

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A Leprechaun found himself some gold
though, it was very very old.
He then went on a shopping spree
for houses and bought, seventy three!
But, he can’t pay his utilities, I’m told.


3-10-2021
Enter the 'LIMERICKS in honor of St. Patrick's Day' Poetry Contest
L MILTON HANKINS...

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I thought I would take a chance the other night. 
The move I made turned out to be right. 
I scratched the silver coating off the ticket I bought. 
Lo and behold, see the winning combination I caught! 
I feel like going on a shopping spree. 
Hello lottery agent, show me the money!

Inspired by another member's poem
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Oh, What  fun shopping could be
If all the merchandise were FREE!

I would get the biggest wagon i could see
and go on a grand shopping spree

If i could have everything for no fee
Oh, what fun shopping could be

i would never act irresponsibly
If all my packages happen to be free

Now i think you can see
that shopping is where i wana to be.....

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Where do you go
In the bumper starlight splashed
Pressed upon time with parking fines

What do you see
On your endless concrete journey
Carving out carcass of shopping spree

What happens now
When the gas lines drought
And distance becomes an issue

Will you charge off by feet
Will you occupy the space you screech
What happens when the road is cut?...

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Al went to the store to get a face mask
 He found out, that was a such a hard task
              All the shelves were bare
              They didn’t have a spare
So he went home and drunk rum from a flask










* Not supportive of excessive drinking, just a bit a humor in these difficult times. Stay safe my friends!


Alexis Y.
3-22-2020...

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Have you heard latest scoop;
Start male Bible study group,
For their existence and survival;
You could call it a male revival

By throwing one of my poems in,
God will remove us from all sin;
If my poem by you is discarted,
I will become broken hearted.

By now laughing you must be
Should go on a shopping spree;
When being by a babbling brook
Be sure to buy my poetry book....

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This old lady bought a big Christmas tree
Size could be a problem she didn’t foresee
In the room she couldn’t take it
On the lawn she let it sit
She was out of mind while on shopping spree.

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November 27, 2022
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10 (HMS)
Rhyme checked with rhymezone.com
Contest : A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick
Sponsored by : Tania Kitchin...

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Missing your voice
missing your calls
didn't think you would do it
i guess i blew it
thought at least we could be friends
but that i couldn't stand
wanted you as my man 
i didn't want to pretend
go back to holding hands
watch you be with someone else
that's something i couldn't have felt
watch my heart break
break and shatter
what does it matter?
only thinking about this
makes me sadder...

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Gaining weight has always been easy for me.
I’m having a Zoom lesson today at a quarter ‘til three.
First you’ll have to go on a grocery shopping spree.
Buy gobs of salty sweet things, all the junk food you see.

Here’s a test if in this class you want to join and be.
Can you see your tummy? Still see one knee?
Here is what I’ll accept as part of my teaching fee.
A bucket of sugar nuts from a Macadamia nut tree....

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President called Amtrak Joe.
Amtrak 50th anniversary.

Party they did throw
Which would be for Amtrak Joe
To Capital go.

what they did deplore
Those who Way too Early ignore
Called her a big bore

did have dignity
Way Too Early want to see
Go on shopping spree

when we saw new dawn
we turned Way too Early on
pretty soon had gone

a pretty scene of shore
Saw Way Too Early more and more
When we heard waves roar...

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The Witch and the Ghost were sitting on a tree - 
Hot&Heavy K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 
She cast a love spell on her date, 
By dawn her beau would dissipate. 
Boo-ha-hah!!!The Witch flew on a shopping spree. 

Spiteful and vindictive kind, she got a plan -
To spread the evil word among her own clan -
That Ghost’s  macho is inflated,
And his manhood’s overrated! 
In fact, bwa-ha-hah!!! Invisible, no pun! 

October 11, 2020...

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HAIKU STRAINS 4


Modern shoppes
Bayfront attractions;
Window shopping spree

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Midnight nocturne
Window view moments;
Bedtime distraction

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Music seeps
Through front door;
Passing minstrel vagabond

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Easy escapade
Scented lemongrass;
Spa massage

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Fond company
Old lovers sit quietly;
Calm charms crisp

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Leon Enriquez
18 July 2015
Singapore...

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I feel so unhappy today
Tomorrow seems light-years away
Baby I live in yesterday

Oh I remember everything
When we used to go for shopping
The shopping spree kept you smiling

I remember your tender kiss
I remember now what love is
When I was with you I felt bliss

I remember your charming face
I remember your cute dresses
I remember your sweet caress

I remember your sexy walk
I remember your pleasant talk
You used to rock me like hard rock...

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Ugh it's writers block
It just hit like a rock
Now I just can't think
I feel like a ship about to sink
I don't have inspiration
Or that awesome sensation
To write and be so free
Like I had a shopping spree
But now I'm out of money
And this is so not funny
I don't know what to write about
The words just won't come out
And now this poem is pretty bad
Writers block is pretty sad
Like your brain has a lock
But still, here I am, writing about writers block...

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