Zoom Lesson 101 How To Gain Weight

Gaining weight has always been easy for me.
I’m having a Zoom lesson today at a quarter ‘til three.
First you’ll have to go on a grocery shopping spree.
Buy gobs of salty sweet things, all the junk food you see.

Here’s a test if in this class you want to join and be.
Can you see your tummy? Still see one knee?
Here is what I’ll accept as part of my teaching fee.
A bucket of sugar nuts from a Macadamia nut tree.

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Date: 9/26/2020 9:05:00 PM
Oh, I just love, love, love this one. My New Year's Resolution was not to lose weight. I've succeeded a little too brilliantly. LOL. Thanks, Gershon
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/27/2020 1:11:00 AM
I have to tell you I am all about weight right now, throwing it all around the house, scaring my husband harder than ever before since we are spending more time together.
Date: 9/26/2020 2:58:00 PM
I miss going to the gym so..zumba is so much fun...
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/27/2020 1:11:00 AM
Zumba! I am impressed. I attempted it once.
Date: 9/26/2020 4:25:00 AM
Lol, is there one on how to lose weight. Tom
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/27/2020 1:12:00 AM
There are thousands of them, which is why mine is the one people will want to join! May I please sign you up Tom?
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