Short Shoo Poems

Go away! 
Go away!
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
I don’t like skunks
You smell
Peeeeuuuw!...

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shoo bop shoo bop.my got was in the mop bucket.what luck it was,my own 
reflection in dirty water.still i got her....

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I want to play but you say "shoo!"
So I left something in your shoe.

           I thought everyone liked tootsie rolls....

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I, I am an aye aye
I'm from Lodi
Hi-dee-ho-di
I, I'm a shoo fly pie
Wearing tie dye
Buzzing sky high
I do not lie guy....

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Cap fits the purpose
Attired neat to tread
Smart as a new pin
A snug bug in new rug
Swell-heeled, clad
A shoo-in for sure...

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shoo, grasshopper green!
 
                          glide to verdant vales unseen..

             let my green grass preen!...

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Shoo
Shoo-fly
Shoofly Pie




Shoe-fly pie is a southern favorite, 
made with molasses and named for its
tendency to draw flies....

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When offered a job to shoo flies
He said, "I just can not comply"
The job dismissed
He then said this,
"Their feet are too small to apply!"...

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Patrick McGoohan
While in The Village became the Number one shoo-in.
He portrayed a spy in a fix
And will always be remembered as Number Six....

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If you don't want to press your luck
Never iron a four leaf clover, big yuks
It's a giggle each day
Need to find a way
To shoo your troubles and run amok...

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James Montgomery Doohan
was for the engineer part a shoo in
he was given a rank greater than ensign
and was always yelling I got nae power in me warp engines
...

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With a whoop dee doo and a whip dee day
I saved my sweet bunny from an owl today
The predator left angry, I said “shoo! Go away!”
The butterflies followed, for they love to play....

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My...
Oh, my 
Said the cat... 
To the tse Fly 
Why did you land on the lash of my eye 

I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat 
It was, just that 
Where you sat 
!!SPLAT!! OH... 
My...

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Limericks are really the fun part of poetry
Takes only a jiffy to achieve such verbosity
Readers enjoy them too
They shoo away the blues
Help you deal with life's issues copiously...

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You must think me a thick skull
You thought you had me too
Yeah, honey, skip to your own loo
Cause this one's already full
Of your brown nosing, so shoo!
Cause this cow will call you on your bull...

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Blood sucking vicious pest-mosquitos
Malaria, fever, cramps, and pain
Itching red raised whelps, begin
Swat, slap, squish, shoo. Make goo.
Encephalitis
West Nile Virus
Dormant germs
Vampire
Leech...

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Well zippety doo daa, it's another fine day
So tell all your friends, shoo their troubles away
Look on the bright side
It's quite a short ride
You'll soon reach act three in life's ballet...

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Last night, I had to shoo me away some sheep. 
Having to count 'em was keeping me from falling asleep.
Tonight, I do battle
with a big herd of cattle
that somebody, I’m sure, has prayed the Lord to keep.
...

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Sleep a way
Sleep a way
Pretty baby

Babe a loo
Babe a loo
Bad dreams shoo

Precious one
Off to fun
Till morn' sun

Sleep a way
Sleep a way
Rock a bye baby

Babe a loo
Babe a loo
bad dreams shoo...

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Swifties Unite!

Mimi, Taylor's most insta-swifty, totally meowed
As she grabs some me time, she'll vote she vowed
I really must flush and shoo
Me lady needs the loo
Swifty Cat ladies unite! We’re smart, brave and proud!
...

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Morsels are my friend.
Morsels like to bend.
Morsels are yummy,
in my tummy,
but morsels have come to an end.........

DON'T EAT MORSELS NO MORE!
SHOO YOUR MORSELS OUT THE DOOR!
THROW YOUR MORSELS ON THE FLOOR!

Morsels are no longer my friend....

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Don't shoo fly. Stay and bother me.
I rather enjoy your company.
I no longer have friends or family.
I'm always at home alone with no one but me.
So don't shoo fly. Please stay and bother me.
It's only you who stands between me feeling completely lonely....

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Our hen dropped an egg – plop!     
Orange balloon stuck - pop!    
Odd wee bird sang - cuckoo!    
Obese farmer screamed - shoo!    
Old satin skirt went - swish!    
Once ripe grape trampled – squish!    
One sound-word this – oh, pish! 


Written April 2, 2021...

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Queen Erselott ruled the living room
Wearing her gold crown and lilac perfume
Her sister Queen Mae, self-imposed ruler too
Was jealous of Ebony, told that cat to shoo.
But Erselott crowned Ebony Queen of the loo
Let her clean out their litter, the least she could do....

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Shuffle
Short
Long
Strides
Take us
Home
Or Away

Shoo
Shoes
Bustle
On through
They are much
Harder than
Hands

Shame
We can't all
End up
Where we
Need to be
In a little
Less steps
Than we
Need

Shucks 
I've gone
And ruined
My shoes 
Now what 
Do I do?...

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