Short Seat Poems
Short Seat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Seat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Seat by length and keyword.
This morning I got on a bus
Where everyone seated was Plus
A lack of room
Could spell my doom
Should I make a fuss or just cuss?
we were on the road
to our goal
than feeling came down
there were no one around
the car began to rock
you can bet
it was
BACK SEAT SEX
Toilet seat up?
If yes, stress
Big mess.
If no, oh
So less stress
So less mess
Less mess for Jess.
Rhyming aside, I hope it’s down.
if they get on
its not wrong
to help them alone
can't walk
can't talk
or speak
do this from underneat
train bus or plane
give up your seat
She slips then misses her seat
As the chair crushes her feet
She lets out a cry
That made it to the sky
That drops her a beautiful loveseat
Toilet Seat Art Museum USA
Shown by appointment every Tuesday
You think I’m lying?
It’s art, and I’m dying.
4.9 stars. Texas, I’m on my way!
armchair critic -
a charlatan’s credentials
go up in flames
[Published in Poetry Pea Journal 5:25 Nov 2025 & PP Podcast Nov 04, 2025]
i made myself a t-shirt
on the front it says
I have a bomb
and on the back it says
bastic sense of humour
Even the bus driver offered me a seat
Animals walk with four feet,
They sit on four feet,
Men walk with two feet,
They sit on six feet,
The men made four feet,
A revolution,not seat!
Recognize within
the spark of divinity
With Heaven's love as your guide
Take the driver's seat.
By CarolineCecile
Copyright 01/08
Percy was driving a long black hearse
Carrying a body which made him terse.
To unwind he tried singing
Which sounded like pinging.
But the corpse said he’d heard worse.
Trump Sitting On Toilet Seat
What if feet and glass may meet;
Saw Trump sitting on toilet seat;
Blood flowing;
Wind blowing;
Hide face and feet with a sheet.
Jim Horn
Trump Meet Seat and Repeat
Of matter Trump never found seat;
Logic and reality he could not meet;
Long list;
Points missed.
Over and over again and did repeat.
Jim Horn
Time came to me,
Begging me to stand.
But the moment was then
Bar the flow of the sands
So two-pence I gave him
For a seat by the tide
And Time sat with me,
On that momentuous ride.
we jump in the car
and go far
as we go
love you know
is our mind
we look at the sign
that say truck stop
thats when we hop
the back seat with a music best
like no others
we're
BACK SEAT LOVER
meandering greens
amidst Autumns creeping turn
King Arthur's seat, proud
gorse amongst the rocky crags
shades as the sunset descends
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/scotland-6.php
Two girls
With curls
Sit near
The peer
See guy
Walk by
Big hat
So fat
He trips
Then flips
On Bum
So stunned
Best feat
At beach.
Written on 6/5/2015
The Loo Seat.
Oh no it’s that time once again
Beware out there all of you men
It's time to look out
When you hear the shout
‘Who left the seat up once again?’
© 15/07/2013
Competition Entry
Got a new toilet seat, a nationwide news flash
Can't wait to go, to create a big splash
A thrill unexplained
Boggles the brain
Need exercise to prepare for the twenty-yard dash
A real rebel I am, leave the toilet seat up
Leave dishes in the sink, don't rinse my cup
Bad through and through
But a loveable old shmoo
Slightly unbalanced but only a wee touch
Sitting on my window seat,
A world below, a world complete.
People passing people by,
No time to question who or why.
Man with green bag, going where?
If he's the tortoise, where's the hare?
Form:
You emerge happily from your Rolls Royce
But neglect to remove your seat belt device
Hope no one is looking
As you begin unhooking
A gorgeous babe greets you at that moment precise
Toilet Seat
This again I may have to repeat
What if I were a troublesome toilet seat
Instead of up and down one of these days
I actually would have moved it sideways.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran
There's an empty seat
Right in front of me
I stare in disbelief
"I know the boy
who sat right here."
But now he's in the ground.
There's an empty seat
Glared at with broken eyes
No one sleeps tonight.
Check your seat before you sit
~ Who wants to get wet before he, eh, _______________
(rhymes with sits)