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Seat Sighs

This morning I got on a bus Where everyone seated was Plus A lack of room Could spell my doom Should I make a fuss or just cuss?

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/28/2019 11:44:00 PM

G'day Rico … there are certain sprays that you can buy in prank shops that will allow you all the seats you want - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/29/2019 3:48:00 PM

I think most of the passengers were wearing them! Aloha! Rico

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 9/28/2019 11:38:00 AM

Airlines here have considered requiring large people to purchase two seats if they can't fit in one. Don't think that will happen, but it can be a problem if you sit next to someone who's imposing on your seat. LOL Funny!! Hugs, carolyn

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/29/2019 3:50:00 PM

Compare the size of an airline seat in a 1950s movie with the size of a seat today, then compare the size of passengers. Where is the logic? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

Date: 9/27/2019 2:00:00 AM

You could give them some diet advice Rico as I guess 'super size' portions of food which I saw when I visited the US years ago, will lead to weight increase - they never charge large people for 'excess baggage on flights' yet squeeze us little people next to them for what can be a long uncomfortable journey:-( hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/27/2019 7:12:00 PM

I thought I was on the Sumo Wrestler Trolley! I need a T-shirt that reads, "Soda pop is a treat, not an IV!" Aloha! Rico

Arturo Michael

Date: 9/26/2019 6:41:00 PM

Fuss can cause plenty trouble better cuss to yourself...Nice imagery

Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/27/2019 7:12:00 PM

In Hawai'i, Plus-size is nightmarish! Aloha! Rico