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Seat Sighs

This morning I got on a bus
Where everyone seated was Plus
A lack of room
Could spell my doom
Should I make a fuss or just cuss?

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Lindsay Laurie

September 28, 2019 at 11:44 PM

G'day Rico … there are certain sprays that you can buy in prank shops that will allow you all the seats you want - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

September 29, 2019 at 3:48 PM

I think most of the passengers were wearing them! Aloha! Rico

Carolyn Devonshire

September 28, 2019 at 11:38 AM

Airlines here have considered requiring large people to purchase two seats if they can't fit in one. Don't think that will happen, but it can be a problem if you sit next to someone who's imposing on your seat. LOL Funny!! Hugs, carolyn

Rico Leffanta

September 29, 2019 at 3:50 PM

Compare the size of an airline seat in a 1950s movie with the size of a seat today, then compare the size of passengers. Where is the logic? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

September 27, 2019 at 2:00 AM

You could give them some diet advice Rico as I guess 'super size' portions of food which I saw when I visited the US years ago, will lead to weight increase - they never charge large people for 'excess baggage on flights' yet squeeze us little people next to them for what can be a long uncomfortable journey:-( hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

September 27, 2019 at 7:12 PM

I thought I was on the Sumo Wrestler Trolley! I need a T-shirt that reads, "Soda pop is a treat, not an IV!" Aloha! Rico