A New Toilet Seat

Got a new toilet seat, a nationwide news flash Can't wait to go, to create a big splash A thrill unexplained Boggles the brain Need exercise to prepare for the twenty-yard dash
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 7:08 AM
A wood seat would suit, especially come winter ;) Good morning dear Jack!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 7:18 AM
Never going back to plastic, nope ;p
Ellison Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 7:12 AM
You sure got that right but plastic makes your visit quicker!!! Good morning sweet Mo!!! XOX
Cunningham Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 6:37 AM
Hooe its padded for extra comfort. Good morning Jack. Tom.
Ellison Avatar
June 13, 2018 at 6:44 AM
Padding is a luxury we can't afford! LOL Good morning friend!!!
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