Short Scooby Poems

My bestfriend indeed
I will never forget you
     As you kept me company
Many tears did fall
     You were there to dry them all
My very best dog ever...

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Scooby doo and the crew never went to school
But everyone always found them cool 
Chasing dudes dressed like fools
Telling all youths the dos of catching ghouls...

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A B C
Alphabets are three
D E F
Hardy and Jeff
G H I
Grass and butterfly
J K L
Heaven and Hell
M N O
Never and No
P Q R
Puppy and Star
S T U
Same to You
V W X
Volt watt Max
Z and Y
Julie why spy?
Note. Alphabets are basic building blocks of language....

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'Kinetic conundrums,' such a finely turned phrase, or
perchance 'effervescent rhododendrons' -- their glories ablaze 
The Beatles' walrus cu-cu-ca-chu'd
                                      Frankie boy scooby-dooby-dooed  
    I'd finish this poem, but it might come unglued...

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Scooby  bought a clock from Devonshire
                              Pumped it up with a Dragon fire
                                  He went against the clock
                                Clock jumped like a springbok
                          And rushed to port-not a boat for hire...

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Kendall
Daughter, sister, student and friend
Daughter of Courtney and Malcolm Dyer
Lover of food, television and movies
Who feels hungry, depressed and lonely  
Who fears lions, hippos and elephants
Who would like to see a giraffe, Sponge Bob Squarepants and Scooby Doo
Who resides in Orlando, Florida 
Dyer...

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The bed I wet when I was eight, 
on my Scooby Doo custom sheets? 
The waterbed I came to hate, 
when the patches failed beneath my feet? 

 
Maybe the one in my college dorm, 
where I grew a foot as a sophomore? 
This one now, you seem to say; 
with you, for you, I need to stay. 


September 18, 2021
Contest: Motto Matters
Sponsor: Natasha L Scragg...

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Do you think shaggy cried when scooby died?
Would a red smurf suffer from racism?
Does it bother god his name spelled backwards is Dog?
What if darkness is afraid of light?
Do tears every cry?
Why is captain caveman a captain?
Why is there no black teletubbies?
Why is it easier to hurt than help?
And finally why are we here?
Is it just to die?
Or just to live?...

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What kind of man am i
sent my apple crumble back
because it was falling apart
wait that's just the start
the octopus has eight limbs
surely Octobers got the wrong days
Chloroform myself
just to adjust to your ways
Wait for it
Opportunity knocks the door
On the march to certain end
have you got Shaggy's best friend
Or dont you have a Scooby Doo
The answer is the clue...

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The programs I watched as a child.

Button moon the clangers too
 Mr Ben and Scooby Doo

Bugs Bunny and sylvester the cat

Sesame street and Roland rat

It was tiswas I liked the most

Then came another renta ghost

The Mr men and Joe 90 to

Johnny morris down at the zoo.

Champion the wonder horse 

And I can't forget zorro 

Tune in again same time same place 
Tomorrow....

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When I went to the zoo,
I met Snoopy the Scooby Doo.
We walked around singing our doggy song.
Then Pluto came along!

We all slurped our Slush Puppies.
Our K9 crew looked funny.
Then Winnie The Pooh caught site of us
And he invited us home for honey...

Who knows what friends you will meet too
If you go to the zoo!



Written 10th October 2021
For the Nursery Rhyme Contest
Sponsor: Eve Roper...

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Scooby had a thing for homemade ice cream
Choc'late, Strawberry, Orange Sherbet Dream
   He'd down tub after tub
   Like a hungry bear cub
For dessert he'd feast on freshly whipped cream







Note:  'Scooby-Doo' was the hero of a TV series
          that debuted in 1969. He was a Great Dane,
          who shared many personality traits with the
          show's amateur detective, Shaggy Rogers....

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A request by a poet to write
About a pic she sent me tonight
I don't know what it is
Give me a clue, gee whiz
If I write, will it turn out alright






Dane Ann kindly pinged a picture of a plant to write about.
To be honest I never had a Scooby Do what it was, hence my Limerick
I'll be getting detention, amd a note saying 'could do better'









http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php...

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Home protector
lazily lounging on the ground
Got a belly full bark
that rumbles 
with a low growl sound
Droopy ear napping,
dreaming ‘bout buried bones
in the backyard
Brown closed eyes,
nose motion detector turned off
Short-haired security of the domicile
is now taking a cozy layabout
So hang up the dog paws sign:
Welcome, open house — 
All uninvited guests
leave a Scooby snack
by the backdoor
on your way out...

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Scooby Doo soft and fluffy
A perfect bed fellow
Best friend and mellow
His adventures required stitches
He doesn't wear no britches

Scooby Doo you are there
Waiting sleepy time care
You broke your tail and hip
Now it has a dip in the tip
You are still loved and forever
Scooby Doo where are you? My treasure!

You are flat and no longer puffy!!

***For the Favorite toy contest by Linda-Marie, this is my son's sleeping buddy....

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How can I tell the truth

Not by myself but with you

Covered up categories scape goat tools

Made a lie sound like Scooby doo do

Wilma Freddie and poop

Drip down toilet bowls constipated group

Therapy shut cancelled by polar bears too

Who knew

Batteries could charge you

Energize you

Make thermal rabbits going down Alice hold you

But you recognizing butterflies fly too

Just fun boo

Did mean to scare the hell out of you...

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Verbal slaps
Herbal crack
Random raps
Go around in circles to relax
Got chocolate stains
On my new white slacks
Armor up and wield
My favorite war axe
I lack the patience to hear the facts
Jazzy finger snaps
Trippy mushroom caps
Push the limits
The boundaries to the max
Sly Scooby snacks
Uncharted booty maps
Mud baths and mummy wraps
Power traps and bondage straps
On the verge of a full blown
Break down schizo serge relapse
Is he really that freaking fast...

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