Short Scandalous Poems

Actor Kevin Spacey
Reputation’s racy
After his Netflix scandalous outrage
Most want to keep him offstage...

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I smell the freshly baked bread,
so addictive it fills me with dread;
I’m completely carbsessed
withdrawals are such a test;
Scandalous dreams lying in bed....

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Who is the well known visitor forgetting
What a scandalous bit of gossip it would be?
Where privacy is not always very private
When the unscrupulous are so quick to see
Why not some filthy lucre just for me? 


For Harry's contest...

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Hideous heathen heretic!

Dangerous deadly derelict!

Blasphemous bellowing bunk!

Scandalous scheming skunk!

Rambunctious riotous rascal!

Devious as Eddie Haskell!

Cancerous countywide curse!

That's ok, I've been called worse....

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Ignite your heart
in my sparkling cinnamon skin
enter the world of dreams
sex is a beautiful sin
with a scandalous romance
I promise you a chance,
nirvana at a glance.
sweet lover as we discover
an empty room for
 love,lust and longing!
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Red fIery...

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hi-jack my haiku?
Hah! You jacked the wrong ku
You stole a senryu

I hide my haikus
safe and sound beneath silly
senryus such as this

Hark and heed this Hank!
Stealing somebody’s senryu
is scandalous but

heisting a haiku?
holding a haiku hostage?
That's horrible Hank...

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It somehow seemed safe to depend on
The stock my life savings I’d spent on
  Till a scandalous crash
  Left me broke in a flash—
I wish I’d bought Apple, not Enron.

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Written 22 Dec 2018 for the Tax and Finance Limerick contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire
Male...

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Time goes on
Without a trace
Never seeing
Face to face
Even A glimpse
Of what is in store.

You try hard
To no avail
Ever lis'ning
For the bell
To ring The sound
That ends the war.

Time just goes
(On earth, in space)
Never slowing
Up the pace
To let You have
The chance to score....

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Without hesitation, we
Consume youth like a pill--Watch:
The sunset crushes into the sidewalk
Spilling shadows in it's haste.
Tendrils of smoke mummify the wide open spaces
We've come to know, billowing grey,
Bitter to the senses.
Moments in passing flash white hot;
Like a scandalous midnight, the
Door is locked behind them....

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Softer than the softest satin, 
admired with style and grace; 
Caressing me with fingertips 
regarding my skin as sacred; 
Etching every inch in your mind,
drawing only seen with closed eyes;
Scandalous like your imagination,
kinesthetic unforgettable trip; 
Imprinted tapestry of devotion 
narcotic stupor, I can’t forget your touch....

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   There went she
       blue eyes
 sashaying with her
       sassy self
    in her scanty
         sateen
         sheath

      Scandalous
the scandalmongors
         scoffed
           as I

  And off I scurried
 searching for paper
         and pen
to scribe mine script
  of her succulence

         Skoal

    I’d take a sip...

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octobre slinks forth
        relinquishing heat-scorched earth ~
                salacious summer

enflamed leaves embracing
        dalliance with wilder winds ~
		erotic fall tryst

hoary trees exposed
        brazenly displayed bosom ~
                scandalous winter

new bulbs gamboling
         commoved carefree canoodling ~
		warm sassy spring...

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I will wear white pants all year long
with shoes scuffed from a sandy night;
Discolored waves that won't come out
those seaside moments haunt my eyes;

Capture the season keep it strong
hold those scandalous fashions tight;
Laid back vibe lingers all about,
when you're free it seems time flies;

Land of a thousand summers song,
one note I'm back in paradise....

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A road to Self destruction 
I  throw up your salvation ,
'Pure'?  really  corrupt;

A thousand knives at you
Could never be quite the  throw,
You rape; Leave me for dead;

The warrior paint 
Scandalous camouflage 
Pitiful little stunt;

With Raging  eyes 
I take back the prize 
you never could stand yourself 
  
You are a deceiver 
 You never began to  bleed me
I was never a believer...

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It must be dangerous to love like this,
It must be scandalous to care like this,
My heart burns hotter than a thousand suns,
My mind has finally bowed down to Love.

I want you to take me for a last time,
Giving myself to you should be the last,
Claim me like you would the last breath of                                             
Air on earth, panting it's last few minutes....

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Scandalous governments

Inflicting misery,

Genocidal tendencies

Nuclear threat,

Our humanity next

For extinction,

This malicious legion

Harnessing hate and greed,

Extermination of other species,

Trespassers on nature

Insanity is their policy,

Murder and maiming vicariously,

End of days from climate change

Shows the ignorance of humanity.

24/4/2018...

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EAVESDROPPING

    Eavesdropping has own charm
     so long it does no harm,
     just for frolic and fun,
     of course, disturbing none.
    
     It may be dangerous
     turning crude scandalous.
     An offence to mention
     when in bad intention.
    
    Eavesdropping: Wrong habit
    Task of a cold culprit.

    12/30/19

    'listening in' Contest by Julia Yard...

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Designers of Dissidence



Scandalous slubberdegullions
Credulous crepehangers
Haughty harridans
Laudable loblollies
Enigmatic evildoers
Patronizing poltroons
Problematic paramours
Slanderous spirits

                                                                       

                                                                                         Sunshine Williams...

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Scandals and Sandals 

Trump has difficulties when he handles,
Things that will end becoming scandals;
Be gone,
By next dawn;
Should leave White House and put on sandals.

Jim Horn

Miss Something Scandalous

Seeing what Trump does would surely miss
If you do not like things that are scandalous;
Hope rules they bend;
Whole thing do end;
Death always ends up with a dastardly kiss....

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The hair now had bright colors
With music, came a rap craze
The style of dress was so different
Things changed in so many ways

Malls had become the hot spots
As video games made the scene
There was an actor in the White House
And a scandalous beauty queen

There were traders on the inside
With a boycotted Olympics year
The drinking age was changed about
While club drugs became the fear...

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There was a young queen who wanted a king
Would be scandalous if she had a fling
The needy royal chick
Gave her ruling real quick
When she saw Sir Studley's well-endowed 'thing'

The Queen took matters into her own hands
Making sure he'd agree to her demands
You must give me pleasure
And serve at my leisure
King Studley rises when the Queen commands


February 28, 2021
Two Limericks Contest
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin...

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(Senryu poems about crushes)

That awkward moment 
when you're caught day-dreamily
staring at your crush.

You know that tingly 
feeling when you start to crush?
It's common sense leaving. 

The fantasies that
you indulge about your
crush are scandalous.

You can’t seduce
your crush because self-worth
crumbles up close.
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**A crush is an intense infatuation for someone unattainable or inappropriate**...

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Why Do I Stay?
Walls painted gray to match the feelings inside 
Windows cracked from the anger I endure 
The sun hidden outside the fence out of sight 
Locks upon every door to hide all the scandalous secrets 
Trying to escape with every light 
A hit of the pipe; poof 
You've escaped the house for the night 
Dream child, dream for the future 
After you leave here, everything will be alright 
Soon you'll be free 
soon you won't have to fight...

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Preposterous hippopotamus laughs at scandalous rhinoceros. 
Precipitous, calamitous cumulus leaks rain on head.
Furious, igneous volcanoes spurt copious lava, aqueous and amphibious into sea. 
But despite the acrimonious albuminous setting,
anxious, ignominious and siliceous bed fellows, make amorous love anyway
wearing polymorphous, ponderous and porous pajamas in bed,
and enjoy anomalous couscous made by anonymous, ambidextrous, audacious, cantankerous cook....

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Why didn't you touch me?
Was the timing not right?
Was it too late, to sudden?
Too sneaky or scandalous?

Why didn't you touch me?
Did I say something wrong?
By being honest, uncandid
And by being myself?

If it's happened once
I can't help but wonder
Why didn't it happen again?
Afraid of what we might feel?  
That you might fall again?
That we might lie, cheat, avoid, scream
Hit or treat the other unkind?

Why didn't you touch me?
I think I know Why...

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