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Studley: the Well-Endowed

There was a young queen who wanted a king Would be scandalous if she had a fling The needy royal chick Gave her ruling real quick When she saw Sir Studley's well-endowed 'thing' The Queen took matters into her own hands Making sure he'd agree to her demands You must give me pleasure And serve at my leisure King Studley rises when the Queen commands February 28, 2021 Two Limericks Contest Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin

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Eve Roper

Date: 3/21/2021 8:31:00 PM

Awesome limericks, Jenna, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2021 2:57:00 PM

GREAT end line on the second one. GREAT win. Congratulations

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/20/2021 4:08:00 PM

Thanks a lot, Andrea.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/20/2021 3:49:00 AM

Jenna, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and clever limericks!

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/20/2021 4:07:00 PM

I am so honored that you found my limericks worthy of placement in your contest. Thanks so very much, Tania.

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/19/2021 8:32:00 PM

Hi Jenna, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/20/2021 4:07:00 PM

Thanks very much for returning, Alexis.

Jan Allison

Date: 3/19/2021 3:36:00 PM

Dropping back with many congrats Jenna:-) still think this is hilarious and so happy to see it get a top spot:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/20/2021 4:06:00 PM

Thanks so much, Jan. Me, too!

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 3/19/2021 1:13:00 PM

Congrats Jenna fabulous write! rise and shine!

Mark Koplin

Date: 3/2/2021 11:45:00 AM

That's a bawdy pair alright! Awesome limericks!

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/2/2021 1:16:00 PM

Thanks for stopping by and leaving your comments, Mark.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/1/2021 3:09:00 PM

Hello Jenna …. we know who will be ruling the kingdom from now - thank you Jenna - Lindsay

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/2/2021 1:16:00 PM

Hi Lindsay. The queen is for now, but I think king will find a way to get what he wants from her, too. Thanks for looking in and leaving your thoughts.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 2/28/2021 10:36:00 AM

Jenna, you got yourself a winner here! This is just precious...and full of hearty laughs...everything a good limerick should provide! Good luck in the contest. Poor King Studley...I'll bet he's one exhausted man!

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/1/2021 6:39:00 AM

I'm betting by the look on Studley's face that he'll be able to hold his own with his Queen. Thanks so much for letting me know you enjoyed these, L.

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/28/2021 10:35:00 AM

Lol! Jenna, These are two hilarious and bawdy Limericks.When the Queen speaks he rises to the occasion. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/1/2021 6:38:00 AM

Thanks for letting me know you think these are funny, Alexis.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/28/2021 10:18:00 AM

Poetry porn at its best lol (joking) Brilliant lims Jenna, limericks are supposed to be bawdy. Tom

Jenna Logan
Date: 3/1/2021 6:37:00 AM

Thanks, Tom. I don't have the courage...yet, or perhaps never, that Jan has for throwing it out there, but I like my attempt at bawdiness. ;-)

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 2/28/2021 8:15:00 AM

Funny. Do give him a rest.

Jenna Logan
Date: 2/28/2021 9:11:00 AM

ha ha Victor. He serves at the Queen's pleasure. Thanks for visiting.

Jan Allison

Date: 2/28/2021 5:49:00 AM

OMG lol bawdy humour at its best , this is so funny Jenna that last line is a knockout lol:-) thanks for the huge giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 2/28/2021 7:03:00 AM

ha ha Jan. I think I'll leave it as is since I don't have the reputation of posting porn like someone's been falsely accused of doing.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2021 6:45:00 AM

I dont know who you mean lol:-) personally if I'd written it (and I wish i had ) then I would add bawdy but its up to you I guess:-) hugs jan

Jenna Logan
Date: 2/28/2021 5:53:00 AM

hmmm... should I add "bawdy" to the title? Thank you, Jan. I learned from two of the best limerick writers on site...wink.

Honestly J.T.

Date: 2/28/2021 5:46:00 AM

Cool poem- JT

Jenna Logan
Date: 2/28/2021 5:52:00 AM

Thanks so much for liking it, JT.