Short Rookie Poems

E  Even
A  A
R  Republican
T  Thanks
H  Him

Forgot what you call it.

Jim Horn...

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Fresh face
Eager to please
Gung-ho, great attitude
Reminds us of how we once were
Rookie...

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a-lot-a money 
how you run it
 
doesn’t want her to go
Seen ‘‘em leave 

 like rookie pro...

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On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!...

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The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!...

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A cute girl fell for me named 'Cookie'
Who asked me to play this game, 'Nookie'
  She nuzzled up to me
  Which caused me to flee ~
Cookie'd picked an innocent rookie...

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I’ve been learning some on Copernicus
I still don’t know where he’s from
Or anything about him
I’ll just tell people he’s a rookie QB
For Ohio state. Why not?
Who even cares?...

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By a wily old pro taken to school
Cocksure rookie, premature, lost his cool
   His face just couldn't contain
   The money he thought he'd gain
His eyes teared, and his mouth began to drool...

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John John impressed me with his DooWop Lim
I'm in awe of his talents, wish I could be like him
A rookie but yes
You surely guessed
With musical limericks, he's loaded to the brim...

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   Fast as you can say ‘Jack Robinson’
      Up pops another rookie phenom

   But as April heroics fade
      to June swoons

   Came the dog days of August
      extinguished ~ the honeymoon
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The Hooky, Cookie, Rookie
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014

They say his nick-name is “Cookie.”
From school he’d often play hooky.
He was no fool,
Was actually quite cool,
It is evident he was no rookie....

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Rudolph was a late comer to our 1823 story,
arriving 116 years later he grabbed all the glory.
His nose is red, so much for what's true.
He's just a rookie at bring Xmas gifts to you.


For Andrea's Christmas Clerihew Contest...

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Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 






September 12, 2020
EoW Theme Series (this week) Sport Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand...

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Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game
You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames
You start to notice the signs
It's the bottom of the ninth
Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains...

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I turn around 
And they were gone
I left them with my milk
That was very wrong

I looked at the animals
I checked the floor
Not a crumb anywhere
Just like before

There's a monster in my house
And this is no rookie
It doesn't like milk
But steals all my cookies...

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Crying...with a wet diaper 
The two-year-old boy weeps 
Mom and dad still sleep 
His five-year-old sister awakes- hyper 
She thinks- "I'll give him a cookie" 
The boy stops bawling- good thinks, by the rookie 

Bite Size Poem No28 Poetry 
Contest Sponsored by Line Gauthier 
11/29/2021...

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It was on an old dirt road, back in the country 
That I first tasted of life’s great sin 
In the backseat of that old sedan 
That I borrowed from one of my kin 
I thought I knew everything 
But she taught me a lot more 
A rookie she laughingly called me 
As she blew cigarette smoke out the door...

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Shaking she was,
that cute bike courier chick,
in a lift at the registry
flipping a trip.
I could see she was in
adrenaline's grip.
Nearly run over,
through no fault of her own;
to this sweet rookie
the ropes must be shown.
My sarcastic advice
to the packed Otis delight:

"Silly girl,
the big guy
IS ALWAYS
in the right!"...

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I am learning about a new me!
I am working to REINVENT David D.
It's a work-in-progress so you know
It's almost as if I'm putting on a new show!
But I'm a rookie learning about life again
I haven't felt this way since I can't remember when
Are my years a factor since I've reached a "ripe old age"?
Where it's very difficult to turn a new page!...

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Just a little note to say
We had Chinese for a day
I opened a Fortune Cookie 
Just for Princess the rookie

It said the worst part of your life is behind you.....

Today I opened another for her..

Words spoken in kindness brings friendship...

I opened one for me:

Most people go through the school of hard knocks
And immediately enroll once again......

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I know that you are ready,
I know that you can win,
THe other kids cannot belive,
What awesome shape you're in,
Our training has been difficult,
But you have met the test,
You maybe just a rookie,
But you're out to beat the best,
Competitors are slowing now,
And many are conceding,
It's time they crowned the latest queen,
Of JV cheerleading!...

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Mean Joe Greene number seventy-five
kept the Pittsburgh Steelers alive

was a solid wall on that frontline
and sacking the quarterback was fine

the Steel Curtain was solid back then
in the seventies they’d always win

that was the decade of the Steelers
take your rookie card to a dealer

and maybe it is worth some green
never forgetting mean Joe Greene...

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A shepherdess, I’ll call her Heather
Loved coitus when dressed in black leather
High up in the hills
She’s getting her thrills
And getting wet in the wild weather

The farmer, his first name is Jock
Was willing to get out his cock
To have lots of nookie
Whilst her sheepdog, Rookie
Saw little lambs running amok!
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A Florida man found his thrill,
downed two bottles of vodka at will.
He tried to bake cookies;
The man was a rookie -
torched the house with his George Foreman grill.


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Yup, straight from a headline - Florida man drinks two bottles of vodka, tries to bake cookies on the grill, and burns the house down in the process......

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The denomiating the factor, the colnel without the sanders, the heater that you can handle, 
the rookie but still establihed. Can you remote the channel to insight pursuit the crown on you. Came on through like a singing group so dirty leave a stain on you. Jump no hoops to handle you like ludacris will act a fool. Reboot this boo I'm shining through. So turn the mic up pour us two....

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